Thursday, July 26, 2007
Tonguebaggin'
Ah, the tonguebag.
The gateway drug for an aspiring scrote taking his first steps into a larger world of creepy awkwardness. When 'baglings attempt to lick the forehead of a cutie to prove their douchebaggy worth. Although from the looks of this shirtless freak, he's already achieved a solid level of douche maturation.
Hottie appears to be cuter than the awkward angle suggests. She's got a Pocahontas thing going, which I'm a big fan of.
I'm also a big fan of YooHoo. So sugary. So chocolatey. So milky. It's like fresh air in a bottle.
On an unrelated note to the Shirtless Wonder pictured here, while I was asked to pull the pics of Club Douche a few months ago, there's no rule that I can't link to his douchey ass in action on another site. Now THAT is a Club Douche in action.
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man, the narwhal's really pushing the boundaries of 'bag fashion out there in SD. argyle sweater with graffiti AND a tie underneath? bitchin'. bro.
I'm willing to overlook Douchey Sweaterchest McBadtat if it means more pics of the bohemian beauty.
# posted by 
: 7:19 AM
: 7:19 AM
Crikey. She's so cute it might be criminal in some states. Somebody check her ID, I think the tonguebag could be a pedophile.
Amerigo Vesdouchey
Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by : 7:46 AM
: 7:46 AM
Back when I was a kid, there was this asshole that owned a laundromat in my town. I used to pour full bottles of YooHoo all over his black corvette, just cause he was suck a dick. Looking back, it was a waste of YooHoo, although very satisfying at the time.
I'd like to pour YooHoo all over this choad and then have the hottie kick him in the nads.
I'd like to pour YooHoo all over this choad and then have the hottie kick him in the nads.
You know what's worse than having a lot of tattoos? Having one tattoo. Faded. Small. In the shape of a fucking star.
Hey, I recognize this guy...he's a star! It says so right there on his douchey chest.
Also, did anyone else notice that this camera must have been an x-ray camera? It looks like it took a picture of the bones in his face instead of the skin. Strange...maybe it's the painkillers talkin. And by painkillers, I mean that's what I have to take daily to endure the rage that guys like this stir inside me.
Deuche Baggilo
Also, did anyone else notice that this camera must have been an x-ray camera? It looks like it took a picture of the bones in his face instead of the skin. Strange...maybe it's the painkillers talkin. And by painkillers, I mean that's what I have to take daily to endure the rage that guys like this stir inside me.
Deuche Baggilo
Bedazzled Bono sunglasses at that!
I wish I were a trapper.
I would give a thousand pelts,
To sleep with Pocohontas
And find out how she felt.
She WILL be my squaw, and his tounge shall be my coin purse.
- boatbutter
I wish I were a trapper.
I would give a thousand pelts,
To sleep with Pocohontas
And find out how she felt.
She WILL be my squaw, and his tounge shall be my coin purse.
- boatbutter
# posted by : 9:40 AM
: 9:40 AM
"We hates being bagginses forever! Must lick the Precious!"
Maybe he is a star-bellied sneech, and by sneech I mean Rectal Pump Station.
Oh; Fat Elvis called, he wants his shades back. Fecal squelch.
Maybe he is a star-bellied sneech, and by sneech I mean Rectal Pump Station.
Oh; Fat Elvis called, he wants his shades back. Fecal squelch.
Tonguebag has been studtying the tactics of the Fly. This is no mere doucheling. The star tattoo, the well-oiled chest, the rhine-stones, the feathered hair. I have to admit the pointed jaw and peach fuzz moustache are what put me over the top. This guy's a total doucheknob.
# posted by : 10:50 AM
: 10:50 AM
Thank you, the hate crime, for giving me my "chuckle of the day." Tongue bag probably gave himself that shitty star tattoo. She looks too young to be with the likes of him. In fact, she looks like me when I was 12. Get her out of there!
Oh and Club Douche is a fart-knocker.
Oh and Club Douche is a fart-knocker.
Darksock is channeling the real spirit of Tolkein.
This dude has the scariest tongue. What is even scarier is that HC is probably his daughter.
"Oh, Daddy, I love you too."
This dude has the scariest tongue. What is even scarier is that HC is probably his daughter.
"Oh, Daddy, I love you too."
Love that Club Douche link.
"The hat tradition continues on opening day at the races in Del Mar on Wednesday July, 18 th 2007."
I couldn't have said it better. What an asshat.
-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
"The hat tradition continues on opening day at the races in Del Mar on Wednesday July, 18 th 2007."
I couldn't have said it better. What an asshat.
-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
# posted by : 11:55 AM
: 11:55 AM
Like a baby bird who's mother is bringing him a worm, this shitkernal saw a Grieco virus on her forehead.
And does he have four nipples?
- Ryan Seadouche
And does he have four nipples?
- Ryan Seadouche
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
This pile of dung-beetle puke looks like a rare sneetch douchebag. (Dr. Seuss, in case it's not obvious.)
# posted by : 6:39 PM
: 6:39 PM
I love the Carl's Jr Logo that is tatted on his chest. But the Ducci designer sunglasses scream that he is a wannbe Bono.
# posted by : 7:28 PM
: 7:28 PM
AAHH holyshit i know club douche!! hahaha I used to live in SD and would see him out at clubs i was dragged to by HCs. He was a doorman for a while at a most douchey club, and always sported the most excessive hair formations (the term hair cut would not do these things justice.) He pioneered the "porcupine-mohawk-mullet" it was stunning. And by stunning i mean vomitous. And by vomitous i mean feces.
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