Nope. Not gonna do it. Too easy.
 

Actually. Fuck that. Yes I am.

A mandana AND fauxhawk?! AND mascara!? AND multiple earrings?

You, sir, are a gheybag.

Mmmm. Cleavite.
 

So with Jewel's career pretty much over, this is all she can bag now? No pun intended
 

Vader, you are right. Taking on robo would be as easy as it is for a midget to punch a normal sized guy in the balls.

If there are mas pictures of this Grieco he may reach HCwDB of the week ranks.

-Haagen Douche
 

I dont know what the big deal is...looks like the chemotherapy is working great for the girl on the right, and Im glad to see Barbie is visiting cancer survivors.

She can check me for testicular lumps anytime.

-Maximus Douchus
 

YOU RANG?
 

That is one cute chica, and one huge douchebag. Smile you pansy, you're with a hot blonde. And you are disgracing our lovely city. Please change your shirt.
 

She has a cute smile, perky yum yums, AND it looks like the carpet matches the drapes...very nice.

As for Lurch, I want to hit him in the face with a cheese grater.
Is that wrong?
 

She is definitely a hot chick; however, the shiney face and drag queen make-up indicate that she is entering Stage 1 of Bleethdom. With regard to the douchebag, I would call him the "Heroin Bag." Notice the gaunt face, vacant expression, make-up, man jewelery (earrings), and general look of self-loathing. In fact, he looks quite indifferent to the presence of the hot-chick.

He is a douche, but he does not inspire the anger and hatred of his fellow contenders.
 

and yes. I spelled shiny wrong.
 

In the spirit of Le Tour de France, taking appearance lessons from Michael Rasmussen is not a good idea.
 

I didn't know Anne Heche had a much hotter and apparently hetero younger sister.

I say hetero, although Maximus may be on to something. This could be a chick on chemo.

At any rate, miss Heche is finer than frog hair!
 

The last days of Raul Julia...
 

Good one THC.
 

wow, good find.. what a dbag, he has no idea.
 

NO WAY!

i'm wearing the same mandana today as that scrote is! heh, small world.
 

pgfah, if you lost the glasses, that avatar would be perfect. And by perfect, I mean uber-douchey.

The bling, man. The bling!
 

Pfah, see if you can pose with a hottie now.. withat stupid ass look on your face. This will be the ultimate.. and not your girl.

I think this guys earlobes are dripping metal.
 

His prime directives:

1. Serve the pubic thrust
2. Scrotect the inncoent
3. Upchoad the bleeth

DROP IT!!!!
 

West side Pfah, west side!
 

ian, i'm all about keepin' it real. ya diggg?

indeed douchebag out, west side.
 

"get this douchebag some T-cells STAT!!we are gonna lose the douchebag!!We are losing the...!!!_________________________________________________. Note the time. Said bag left expired at 11:05"
 

"Please drop the hottie. You have 30 seconds to comply."
 

BWAH! nice work mitch. that is frightening.

did i drop the hottie fast enough?
 

oh dear. i haven't dropped the hottie. dead man typing.
 

Pfah, she couldn't resist. Your powers of douche mimicry rival the true douches. Good job.
 

Is that a douchebag or a corpse?
 

Dead Douche 'Bagging
 

Just cause you get cancer doesn't mean you have to quit being a douchebag.

Her hair reminds me of a poodle's. I like that.

-Anonybag
 

Murphy.........
why is this chick posing with homes? this kid does look dead. Smoking the angel dust much?
 

He looks like someone cross-bred Buffalo Bill and Aunt Jemima...

"It puts the syrup on its skin, or it gets teabagged again".
 

I'm never going to Phoenix now.
 

This isn't robo douche. This is crack-head with AIDS douche.
 

Dawn of the Douche.
 

The Artist Formerly Known as Methbag
 

The Bride of Frankendouche
 

Shouldn't this dude be hooked up to life support or something?
 

this is a douche bag

this is heroin

this is a douchebag on heroin. And a big titted hottie.

any questions?
 

Boingy:

Yes; I have two questions.

1. If I do heroin I get a big titted Hottie?

2. Where can I get a sterile needle at?
 

don't do it darksock.
 

Aww leave him alone, this guy's got problems. His major problem being that he looks like an emo bag and he will most likely die a virgin.
 

@ blinded....... that was the funniest thing i shouldve seen yesterday....
 

Darksock, I think the key here is that Zombie Douche did not find a sterile needle either. And he has scored the hot chick (surely as she is a sympathetic humanitarian, oh and he left her in his last will and testament) but he will not survive long enough to enjoy his triumph and by enjoy his triumph I mean that I doubt he has even the life-will to get it up.
 

i thought zombie bag was more fitting.

this pic is like one of those scenes where you see the good guys ascending to heaven and the bad guys descending to hell. just ascend into heaven, o angelic hottie. and leave the douchebag to hell.
 

nice, i just brought many some other new emo backgrounds in my blog
http://www.emo-backgrounds.info
 

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