You call that begging? You can beg better than that.
 

Not gonna do it. Not gonna incorporate 2 live crew. It's to obvious.

OH HE SO DOuCHEY...OH, OH...He SO DOuCHEY. Me luv u long time.

Couldn't help it.

-X
 

He looks exactly like Pedro from ND.

She rook rike chinee Valerie Bertinelli.

(The hot One Day at a Time Valerie Bertinelli, not the 240 pound Jenny Craig Valerie Bertinelli.)
 

Damn wispy moustache. Those went out years ago.

Really DB1, I think I could do without 'bags like this.
 

MJ, I just took a closer look at your avatar and I hereby vote that this weeks Wednesday limerik be dedicated to that bootyliciouse rump.
I say that will all due respect.
 

Two thumbs-up? Are you frickin' kidding me?

I didn't know that even quarified as a 'bag hand getsure anymore. His far-apart squinty eyes though...he's got to be part Mongoroid...and I don't mean ethnicarry.

I would comingle my Kung Pao Beef with her Egg Foo Young in the middle of Tiannamen Square...then I'd grab a tasty Lo Mein to go.
 

after being part of the HCwDB movement a little over 1 year now, no picture has ever sent me into a fit of rage like RashomonBag. i'm not a violent person, but i would throw things at both of these people. and by 'things', i mean warm, lumpy dog feces. and i wouldn't even be sorry.
 

i wonder if that red glow between them is a laser sight on a sniper rifle as it scans the room looking for this choad. at least he was nice enouch to wear a bullseye on his shirt. he must've have known he had it coming.

tokyo drift, bitch.

oh, and p diddy called. he wants his hat back.
 

feel free to spread my new avatar all over the country. i want to see it on espn.
 

I bet he builds her a cake or something.
 

I was going to say something snarky about the photo until I saw the erect nipple ghost hovering behind them at eye level beyond next to the bar, with a squadron of five hovering nipplets beyond preparing a strafing run on Red China's just-right bosom...the phenomenom continues....

Pedro-san proves you can be a douche AND have a tic-tac sized penis.
 

I like her bangs.
 

Why would you come all the way from Asia to get your hair cut in Pennsylvania????

-Bagwan Singh
 

Getting your picture taken with a hott chick gives you license to do anything you want. As seen here, you can hump your picture partner.

He's asian, but he's wearing a gothy bracelet, a white T, and a top hat. Culture mixing raises your chances of being liked by any of those cultures.
 

i like her bangs.......... i was too lazy to scroll up i know it's been said

screw you mctickle...........lol
 

I love Asian chicks...

I'm not a huge fan of douchey Asian wannabe-gangsta choads.
 

Conducious say...Choad with Phuk Yu wish she say Phuk Me...
 

I think I saw this douchebag working the Security detail at PS-1 last week.
 

Talk about a waste of Douche! This hairlip looks like he's been chasing parked cars with his face. This candy ass would get beat down worse than Rodney while I did the Bone-anza on his hottie, ChinaVag*na. Step aside, HopSing, hottie's about to feast on Cream of Sum Yung Guy!!
 

She is a mix of adorable, pretty, cute, and sexy all at the same time. He, on the other hand, is a Pu-Pu platter filled with SO many wrong combinations that I can't process it. Is he trying to be a black gansta, or a white punk-choad? Find an identity, man....preferably not one that douches hard.

Girlie, hop on the Orient Express and flee away from this pile of locust excrement.
 

I dunno, he kind of reminds me of Ren. Or maybe Stimpy. How can you look at him and not laugh? That's worth at least something. He's got the bulls-eye in the right place, too.

She's going for the Charo look. Cool! You're just missing the melons in your top, honey.

On a more serious note, without trying to drag the party down, because we _are_ haters, here - in our own way - but I'm not loving the racial slurs. I mean, we don't trot out the 'N' word for the darker guys, do we? There's enough other stuff we can pick on without playing the race card. I'm just sayin'... (No, I'm not Asian.)
 

She is one specimen of utter Asian sexiness.

She makes my knees weak. I would give all my savings (not much, let me tell you) to lick her toes while weeping like a retarded infant.

I hope Rashomondouche is kidnapped by an underground scat porn ring, so that he may permanently be the victim of peachfuzz dingleberries dangling over his lip.
 

i wasn't complaining. but then i don't think this hottie is an exemplary representation of Asian hotness. find one of those Japanese vixens with huge breasts. while posing with douchebags like that one in the pic. hmm such pics might be rare...
 

This Pedro-san douche looks like a douche in training. That is almost a normal shirt he has on. The Charlie Chaplin derby hat, wrist thing, and the child molester stache are a nice touch though. I think he's doing the hanging belt thing from fall 1988 too.
 

I love the way an asian hottie smells after I've called her a dirty name.

I'd lay her on my lap, plant my face in the small of her back and screech the national anthem while hot coals sizzle between the cheeks of my buttox.

As for him, I'd toss him in the dumpster behind an asian restaurant that has been shut down by the FDA for serving syphillis in a dish.

myspace.com/ashlon
 

this looks like a shot of the hong kong version of sixteen candles (shes even a red head!)

but good job on rashomonbags part pulling out the fedora and two thumbs up a la the Fonz (original douche) moves on Miss Battle Royale

Classic Douche

I bow to you ducky-san
 

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Odor.....
 

Oh yes, me rickey a rot.

This guy looks like a chinese quasimoto with down syndrome. Which equals Douche, or Pedrouche.

Excuse me sir, I'll take the PuPu platter, with extra Pu.
 

I bet his moustache rides are flee!