Tuesday, July 24, 2007
No More "The Sign"

Popped collar scroad from "The Sign" writes in:
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yea i'd appreciate it if u took this down asap
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Of course.
Let me make it up to you. Have some Peaches.
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Maybe he's just a homeless guy with his lips in a perma pucker. I'll let someone else make the "that's his car or house" comment.
Wow....was that the fastest retraction request in history, or what?????????
Is Peaches auditioning for a place on Johnny Knoxville's 'Jackass' crew?
Is Peaches auditioning for a place on Johnny Knoxville's 'Jackass' crew?
Attention K-Mart Shoppers:
there's a blue light special on Peaches the Scrote happening right now on Aisle 6. Don't rush, they won't go fast.
there's a blue light special on Peaches the Scrote happening right now on Aisle 6. Don't rush, they won't go fast.
God, I wish I could wheel him off a cliff in that shopping cart...
Or down a street in SF into some traffic...
Or down a street in SF into some traffic...
Hanging with hot chick = look #1.
Sitting in shopping cart, drunk = look #1.
Funeral = look #1.
Job interview = look #1.
Watching comedy central = look #1.
Jerking off = look #1.
Looking in mirror = look #1.
Feeling emotional because his cat just died = look #1.
I love that guy.
Sitting in shopping cart, drunk = look #1.
Funeral = look #1.
Job interview = look #1.
Watching comedy central = look #1.
Jerking off = look #1.
Looking in mirror = look #1.
Feeling emotional because his cat just died = look #1.
I love that guy.
I just noticed that in this pic, Peaches may not be pointing, but he is in fact puckering. Look back at the earlier photo and he was not doing that.
He is a many-fected douche. And my personal hero.
He is a many-fected douche. And my personal hero.
darksock, you are a true bag-hunter... you saw the hidden douche, the undercurrent of scrote, the invisible essence of choad that allows premier douchebags like Peaches (all hail!!) to point using only a grocery cart. You are my hero.
The more I look at this picture, the more he looks like an overgrown toddler sulking in a crib.
Awwww! Does somebody need a nappy wappy? Yes you do! Yes you dooo!
Awwww! Does somebody need a nappy wappy? Yes you do! Yes you dooo!
I spent the last couple of days on the road. I stopped in Lynchburg, TN to visit Cro-Bagnon's shrine.
I discovered that Lynchburg, TN is in a DRY frigging county.
Then, I show up here and there's an apparent takedown of a post that didn't even make it to the 6 hour mark.
AND we see Peaches sans point?
Life needs to have some rhyme or reason. I can't buy a drink at the home of Jack Daniel? There needs to be something to rely on and believe in, whether it is a Pumpy boob grab, a White Chocolate matching pastel cap and tie, a Trainwreck dry hump, or a Peaches index finger exposing my inner 'bag.
I've come to rely on any and all of them to buoy my reality, to calm my existential waters so to speak.
Now, it's gone. The DB1, with a single post, has pulled the tablecloth from under my life's dishes and sent them clattering and shattering to the floor like so many inexpensive Target place settings.
With my emotions and notions of my life's purpose having been summarily swept and tossed in the dustbin of nihilistic futility, I will now turn to the darkest, most servile and lowly profession I can imagine in order to begin anew.
Starting right now: I am Baron von Douchehausen, Club Promotions Helper.
I discovered that Lynchburg, TN is in a DRY frigging county.
Then, I show up here and there's an apparent takedown of a post that didn't even make it to the 6 hour mark.
AND we see Peaches sans point?
Life needs to have some rhyme or reason. I can't buy a drink at the home of Jack Daniel? There needs to be something to rely on and believe in, whether it is a Pumpy boob grab, a White Chocolate matching pastel cap and tie, a Trainwreck dry hump, or a Peaches index finger exposing my inner 'bag.
I've come to rely on any and all of them to buoy my reality, to calm my existential waters so to speak.
Now, it's gone. The DB1, with a single post, has pulled the tablecloth from under my life's dishes and sent them clattering and shattering to the floor like so many inexpensive Target place settings.
With my emotions and notions of my life's purpose having been summarily swept and tossed in the dustbin of nihilistic futility, I will now turn to the darkest, most servile and lowly profession I can imagine in order to begin anew.
Starting right now: I am Baron von Douchehausen, Club Promotions Helper.
This picture is just so wonderfully disorienting, and not only because Peaches proves that he can pull Blue Steel ANYWHERE. Now I know how I would react if I saw a pic of Purple Lips riding a camel or the Donk in a bumper car.
Boo to "the sign" for being an oversensitive pussy.
Hooray "peaches" for creative use of a shopping cart.
Hooray "peaches" for creative use of a shopping cart.
+1 to Pfah & Darksock - no surprise here, though. Witty and well done, boys.
I had the SuperTramp song "C'est le Bon," - just one of many, Ok? It was "Misty Mountain Hop" before that, in case any of you miscreants try to tag me as a "metro" (How do you go from Led Z to Super T...?) - going through my head before I saw this picture. Now I think it should be "C'est le Boner."
Peaches is indomitable. Even outside of his element - no HC, no sharp duds, no ubiquitous point - he still pulls a full-scale douchebag. Brav-o! Peaches. We are but mere scrote shavers hoping to one day escape from your shadow.
I had the SuperTramp song "C'est le Bon," - just one of many, Ok? It was "Misty Mountain Hop" before that, in case any of you miscreants try to tag me as a "metro" (How do you go from Led Z to Super T...?) - going through my head before I saw this picture. Now I think it should be "C'est le Boner."
Peaches is indomitable. Even outside of his element - no HC, no sharp duds, no ubiquitous point - he still pulls a full-scale douchebag. Brav-o! Peaches. We are but mere scrote shavers hoping to one day escape from your shadow.
Grab it while you can...
Aw, I don't know what he was all bent about. That's a respectable 'bag pose. And that eyebrow raise is almost worthy of comparison to The Master: Belushi. He shouldn't be so modest.
Aw, I don't know what he was all bent about. That's a respectable 'bag pose. And that eyebrow raise is almost worthy of comparison to The Master: Belushi. He shouldn't be so modest.
Normally I'd be sad if Peaches wasn't doing The Point, but because he's douching it up in a SHOPPING CART, he gets my full respect. I want to hang out with Peaches.
P.S: Is there any way to confirm that the person asking for their pics down is the actual person? I'd hate to see the next Prompa spoiled by an imposter. It's a fine line..
P.S: Is there any way to confirm that the person asking for their pics down is the actual person? I'd hate to see the next Prompa spoiled by an imposter. It's a fine line..
BVD and anon 7:00. FUNNY shit.
And BVD...I had a buddy visiting Lynchburg who was planning to buy me a bottle of something delicious for my bday (and cart it from there back to LA). He finds out it is a dry county, and then proceeds to drive TWO HOURS to the nearest liquor store to find whiskey. Now that's a true friend.
As for Peaches, he's probably one of the few douchebags on this site that, if I randomly saw him in a bar, I'd probably buy him a beer. I hope he'd be able to hold that face the whole time.
And BVD...I had a buddy visiting Lynchburg who was planning to buy me a bottle of something delicious for my bday (and cart it from there back to LA). He finds out it is a dry county, and then proceeds to drive TWO HOURS to the nearest liquor store to find whiskey. Now that's a true friend.
As for Peaches, he's probably one of the few douchebags on this site that, if I randomly saw him in a bar, I'd probably buy him a beer. I hope he'd be able to hold that face the whole time.
This is my favorite Peaches pic because, for once, it is sans hot chick.
Oh my. Just reading over what I wrote and I see that I was well on my way to a limerick. It is Wednesday, and the limerick, incredibly, is trying to write itself. I will pause and wait until DB1 sets the table for us and then fires the starter's pistol.
Oh my. Just reading over what I wrote and I see that I was well on my way to a limerick. It is Wednesday, and the limerick, incredibly, is trying to write itself. I will pause and wait until DB1 sets the table for us and then fires the starter's pistol.
I can't believe this guy exists! He is so awesome that I would seriously buy him a beer and strike up a conversation. Point or no point, it's his facial expression that slays me!
I cannot wait. I must complete the limerick.
This is my favorite Peaches pic
Because, for once, it is sans hot chick
He's not even pointing
Yet we're still annointing
The scrotey, hall-of-fame, douchebag dick
This is my favorite Peaches pic
Because, for once, it is sans hot chick
He's not even pointing
Yet we're still annointing
The scrotey, hall-of-fame, douchebag dick
Kb is right. It's as though once he mastered the face, he froze it in place with botox so that it now is his only face. He should manufacture a latex halloween mask in his perfect likeness so that mere amateurs, wannabe 'bags, or just the simply curious could also feel and experience the power of the douche. But he won't do that. Because he's a selfish prima donna. He's Peaches.
DB1, can you please do a spin-off site called PumpyPeaches.com? It could be the Jeffersons to your All in the Family....
this site could survive on Peaches alone. When he starts complaining we will have a problem. I totally agree that Peaches and Pumpy should have a spinoff site. and Crobagnon could come by and be the bumbling idiot that doesnt know his own strength. it could have theme music a la Perfect Strangers or family matters. one of you crafty bag hunters could come up with the theme song for it.
I have been walking around with the peaches look on my face for the last 10 minutes. I would like to report that it made me damn near retarded. I was so focused on my inner douchiness that I could not commplete simple tasks like drinking orange juice and pissing in the toilet.
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Seems to be getting alot of buzz right now.
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