Watch as the Aaron Carter douche in a hormonal frenzy exposes his breast, and nibbles at the temple of his potential mate.

I'd like to ask Aaron Carter douche his reasoning for doing what he's doing. If it's anything other than "I'm trying to get naked and molest this girl", then he's wrong.
 

Oh lordy... I'm at a loss for words on this one.

Boobies!
 

Too old. Too old his is to begin training. Mmmph.
 

What ever you used to shave your chest, you should use to shave that hideous mop off you head. Did you got to the haircutter and say "just make it as uneven and ugly as possible"?
Mission accomplished.
 

It's so sad when Douchebags bring their inflatable dolls out in public. He should have blew her up at home and not here on the dance floor; poor form.

It looks like his scalp threw up and it's running down his head.
 

Eventually the Grieco virus leaves its victim in a similar state as a zombie. They wander around aimlessly looking for the next knock-off designer accessory to make themselves feel richer than they are, while uttering new catch phrases like "that's douche!", all the while scanning the bleak horizon for their next victim.

This Count Douchula saw this hottie like mosquitos smell sugar in humans(sorry for usurping the name, I know there's a poster with that name but it aptly applies).

That being said, why do women insist on wearing these maternity summer dresses? Unless your a stick figure, this dress only serves to make a hottie look like she's becoming pregnant, immediately decreasing the hot factor, unless you're into preggers. Still, I'd Prince Caspian myself with a rusty nail for the chance to wear her shoes.

Uhh...

- Ryan Seadouche
 

I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my
T-sixteen back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.
 

Well, if you look atthe guy just over douchey's left shoulder, there's a chance the douches are ZOMBIES!!

BRRRRRAAAAINNNZZZ!!
 

gad! id try to eat her eyebrow too! she is the hottest chick this site has seen in a while. her eyes kill me. to bad captain flo-be has to ruin it by existing.

my only consolation is that mr nips is most likely nailing her brother chip, whom he met while shaving his chest at the turkish bath.
 

"Hair matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my hair, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Douche, and a powerful ally it is. Greico creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Oil and Vinegar beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Douche around you; here, between you, me, my pants, everywhere, yes. Even between the your scalp and my lips.
"
 

The Douche is strong with this one...
 

I swear that's Antonella Barba.

And why isn't she showing us her nip instead of him?

"Hottie! Don't give in to douche. That leads to the dark side."
 

Paul Weller does a pretty good Janet Jackson imitation. What a pint-of-sour-cottage-cheese-bag.

- boatbutter
 

it looks like a nipple ghost is forming right over his head. see? i TOLD you those creatures are scary.
 

To answer the DB1's question, I personally find the rear-end bump more disturbing. I guess it could be just that I find Trainwreck/Boatwreck more of a douche than this specimen here. But whatever. Trainwreck really bothered me. This jackass certainly doesn't deserve to be anywhere near this hottie.
 

...it looks like he went in for a haircut and said, "a little off the top please." But the haircutter heard, "Gay elf please."
 

Damn, Pfah, you're right! How could I not have seen the nipple ghost? I don't think it was there at first....my nads have run up inside my chest cavity and hid behind my spleen.
 

I didn't know Gary Busey was in The Flock of Seagulls....
 

Well...there goes lunch.


Gay elf. I love it. Hair stylists wield so much power.
 

"And next on Animal Planet: A glimpse of the rare bare-chested golden scrotehawk, who feeds solely by tongueing ear wax from bleethe skulls..."
 

oh just great. Y'know what I'm thinkin'?

I'm thinkin' if one of these douchebags pulls a two handed shocker with toungue out nipple flash read-end bump 'n' thump that the whole planet just may careen into the sun.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

And that, of course was to be "rear-end" but give me a break, I'm lookin' at Bjorn Keebler orally trimming the eyebrows on the gene-engineered Nancy Kerrigan/Winona Ryder clone while flashing his shaven nipple in a roomful of zombies.

--vinny scumbaglia
 

He's merely pointing out that his chest is less hairy than hers.
 

Rear-end bump and grind is icky. Douch nips are icky. Both togehter are like the Taj Mahal of icky.

Poor baked potato hottie, she'll have a sore ass and bite marks from this bag.
 

I've pooped bigger than him.
 

Douchevid Hasselhoff that comment was great....haha
 

If you're quiet and don't make any sudden movements, you can watch how the male of the species announces his desire to begin mating by gnawing on her eyebrows until she screams in pain.

She responds positively by thrusting her rump toward his pelvis, initiating a chemical response in the male that produces rigidity in the sexual organs.

This behavior continues to various degrees until they return to his nest, remove their clothing, and begin copulating. In the morning, he'll refuse to wake up, and she'll stagger out of his dwelling looking nothing like the beauty from the night before. If she's been somewhat lucky in her search, the male will have his own apartment. Otherwise, it'll be his mom's basement. Either way, she'll then wonder just how the hell she made such a stupid decision. Maybe she was under the influence of fermented berries that come in glass bottles. If she's really lucky, she won't be pregnant. But, like most of the females of this species, she won't learn from this encounter; she'll be back the next night for more, after promising herself, "I'm not going home with anymore fucking jerks that try to bite my head."

This exciting segment brought to you by Mutual of Omaha.
 

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- management
 

Save that gorgeous little hottie from the cloud of douche that surrounds her.

I think he's mistaken her ear for the shaven scrote of his man-lover.
 

now we find out that the Grieco virus turns douchebags into cannibals in the terminal stages, just like in 28 Days Later and (28 Weeks Later as well).
 

That is P-NAZI from dirtyscottsdale.com!
 

That is P-Nazi lol hahahahaha