This retard is nothing special. site says ricekiller.com. dunno what it is but i dont think i should have opened it on my work computer.
 

He looks like Curly from the Three Stooges.

And she looks like my dream from last night.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

i like her gams.

DB1, I just noticed, but good on ya for linking to Glenn Greenwald.
 

Arrrrggggg, he tryin' out his best pirate imitation.

And by pirate I mean butt pirate.
 

Hot damn! Look at those inner thighs...

That's the closest this scrotemunch has been to a woman's hoohoo since the day he was born.
 

It looks like they're trying to recreate a Frank Frazetta painting.*

*obscure reference warning
 

I'll say bag, if only because I think his pained expression is supposed to be a conspiratorial wink. Which, if true, would probably be enough to make any lady who gets a glimpse of those peepers in a bar instinctively reach in the purse for the pepper spray.

I looked at ricekiller.com. It's some car modification site or something. I don't know why a "rice" is a car and, alas, not this guy's name.

Mmmm...she's shiny and I like it. Though unfortunately, so's her forehead. I think there is some primary stage Bleething going on due to her close proximity to this choadknocker.
 

Pet Scote is a BAG for sure. The stooge wink says "watch me wipe my ass while kneeing next to this hottie".
She could use a real man.
 

He looks more like he's affiliated with www.porkskinkiller.com

She needs some new jeans; those are so short and frayed you can almost see her tooterbug....oh, wait, nevermind...
 

pocket douches:

"rice" refers to "riceburners", aka the little teenage tools you see running around in Hondas with coffee can mufflers and ridiculous spoiler fins on the trunk. Presumably then he's old school V8 musclecar, like myself (Mustang GT, baby) so he's not a douchebag. But he's still a tool. As am I.
 

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meh. my VW RS4 will blow the doors off these rice-burners and most american muscle cars. and don't bother trying to keep up with me in the corners.

nice Frank Frazetta reference darksock. i appreciated it.
 

Liking muscle cars doesnt get us past the fact that this scrote is making some Igor the Love Monkey face while bowing to the goddess that stands over him.
If your going to worship at the throne of hot-hick, have some damn reverence and just stare at her inner thighs with your mouth open like the rest of us.

-Maximus Douchus
 

Yeah, he's making sure that we see his overly exagerated wink. As if to covertly, only to us say that he has it made with a hotty and whatevers in his hand. When I see intercourse I'll believe his winks.
 

'Bag status, confirmed. I thought puka shell necklaces went out after spring break '96. Definitely some strong Bleeth undertones happening with shiny-natrix. He is in for the whipping of his life.

-Haagen Douche
 

she's hot it is true, but listen to me.
not a DB nor pumpee nor a scroatebag is he.
he's a washed up ex footballer, a former BMOC.
how he got her to pose here is still the big question, mucho dinero is really my first suggestion.
so a DB or pumpee or scroatbag, i'll still say no, just a Bud swillin' bozo with a little less dough.


i need a life
 

that's the kind of face you make when you've caught your ballsack in your zipper.
 

Quatro... hidden penis... They know...
 

they all know... haha
 

@blinded:

Thanks for enlightening me. Much obliged. Your willingness to help out those on this forum official confirms your non-tool/non-DB status.

I think she might be a little bit shinier since I last looked at this photo. Dear God, it's happening...
 

At least we know her box is clean.

Ok. We don't know that for sure. But I like to think that it is.

Jesus.

Just give me a minute. . .

Hold on. . .
 

His conspiratorial wink is to assure you that he is fully aware of the type of "ladies" one picks up in Boystown/Tijuana.
Seriously, her guns are bigger than his, and his boobs bigger than hers.
 

If it were windy, we'd for sure hear a whistling sound....
 

Hey Quasimodo, get back to your fucking belltower.
 

This picture is hilarious! I agree that he looks like he is trying to wink, but, instead he looks mentally disabled. I was thinking he was more of a perverted, sex-crazed Igor than Quasimoto. Whatever he is, someone should shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, sterilize him, and then keep him caged off from humanity for the rest of his miserable life.
 

@pfah
I know you aren't comparing a vw to an actual muscle car.

When I say actual I mean 69 mustang gt or 68 camaro ss.

Because those cars are cool, and vw's are generally driven by queers and chicks.

Anon 6:17
 

@ anon 6:17...
not comparing. just saying i've beaten a few. no disrespect to old school american muscle cars. i love 'em. but not as much as a vw. i know i'm not a girl or gay, so that throws your theory into the shitter.
 

@hatecrime,

First thing I yelled out when I saw this pic was "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!". I'd probably be yelling it too if I was hiding behind those legs...


Don Juan de la Douche
 

if i ever drove a v-dub it would have to be a phaeton.
I'm currently working on an 85 Chevy Monte Carlo SS. and by working on i mean my mechanic neighbor is doing the work and I supply the money for parts. But i got respect for the vdubs. i've seen magazines where they were really hooked up nicely.
 

Well, she just came from the bathroom and didn't wash her hands.
 

thanks douchetorious b.a.g.
that's my point. old school muscle cars are amazing. i just would rather drive a modern VW chockfull with a shitload of horses AND that handles like it's on rails. that's all. the phaeton is nice, but only as a flagship. post pictures of the SS when you're done please. i'd love to see it. and by 'see it', i mean drive it like Dale Jr. would. ;)

nothing, and i mean nothing, beats a Super Bee.
 

Hey look! Tera Reid just poked that douchebag in the eye with her thumb!

Revved up Like a Douche
 

This bag is either allergic to sexy bitches or suffering from the often misdiagnosed Sammy Davis Jr. Douche Eye Syndrome.
 

oh wow that douche pet looks sad,she is so hot,he would probably be her toilet if she asked
 

Pfah:

My wife is also a graphic designer and therefore a VW freak (and Mac user...the shame!) so there's gonna be a krautkart in mein future. She's hinting at the RS6, so an RS4 sounds pretty damn good at this point...or maybe a Jetta? or an '86 Golf? or a '68 bug?
I had a Buick Grand National that was a 12-second monster; it got totalled. Then a Mustang GT; lost it in the storm...now I gotta a GT that I want to put a blower on for shits and giggles; I might get Buzzcut McPoonHound here to bolt it on for me. If all my money doesn't go to Germany.
 

She's skanky hot, but in a good way. She must have beat him like the red-headed step child he is.
 

darksock:
Good call on the Frazetta, except I think it's missing some elements: like, shouldn't they be perched on the top of a craggy mountain with multiple moons setting behind them, or (and my vote goes for this one) shouldn't the Pet Scrote have various broadswords, axes, and pikes protruding from his torso, while Baby Spice trails a barbed whip from her fingers? Ah, but one can only visualize for so long before retinal damage occurs.
 

Buzzcut McPoonHound has a shop down here too. he does good work.
 

I have to admit I have a bit of a soft spot for grown women with enough courage to still work the "High School Skank" look. But judging from the cars in the back round, she may just be payed to look like that.....you know, like a prostitute.
 

You are right, Dita. Quasimodo was a sympathetic figure and this guy is not. I subscribe to T&D's Sammy Davis theory or the guy taking the pic just squeezed a lime into his Corona and nailed Pet Scrote in the eye. I don't think Pet Scrote is clever enough to even think of coyly winking.
 

new douche tactic i see. we're not here to Bleeth the living shit out of you and then running off with another hottie. we're here to be your loyal pet! hmm...
 

"go now my pasty face minion and fetch me more peroxide...for my roots are showing"

"yezzz mistress, Igor fetch! Igor FETCH!!!"

"If you are quick, I shall let thee sniff my used tampon"

"USED TAMPON?!?!?! MY PRECIOUS?!?!?"