Looks like a Dick-Tracy-type-Bag. Is there such a sub-species?
 

well done KB! that airbrushed escalade art reminds me of a few high school art class projects. i was wondering, did you and your best friend get out of the room right before Pink Sock took a crap in public?
 

Hrmmm... Pink Sock. Not to shabby.

How about Scrotey in Pink.

I can't even imagine someone going out of their place of residence looking like this idiot. What a fkn choad.
 

Half Bag? I couldn't disagree more.
On a scale of zero-to-douchebag, even without the snazzy pink ensemble (which, in my book, scores at least 4.7 points o' douche all by itself) I'd have to say that bringing a PAINTING of an escalade is probably even 'baggier than arriving in one.

Sure, I'm relatively new to this site and not completely familiar with the scoring formulae but it seems to me that the guys who are all about giving off the impression of being something they're not (ie: desirable to women - see: Joey Porsche, Oompa Prompa et. al.) makes them all the more baggish. Or am I mistaken?

That suit makes me think that he would be very comfortable with a new career as a wrestling manager. All he needs is a bullhorn or some other gimmick.

I can see him getting off the bus, and unfurling the Escalade wherever he goes: "Yeah my car's in the shop but this is what it looks like. Oohh yeahhhh. If I had it here, we could hop in the back seat, baby."

Maybe i'm way off, but to me this guy is "all 'bag, all the time"
 

Pink capezios.........
 

If he were attacking her I wouldn't hesitate to call her a bleath. I'd expect you to do the same for me! Also, I'm glad you're not holding your boos in the pic, cuz I would cry.
 

Now that's a bag, excellent find. Pimpin' suit, bag hand gestures, crouching shitting position. The escalade painting elevates the picture to sublime, and KB presence is the icing on the cake.
 

In the presence of KB and not attacking in some way definatly lowers his score...or does that raise it??

-Maximus Douchus
 

Nice bag snare Kellybelly!!! The one thing this guy is missing is the slimey groping usually associated with douchitude. Nevertheless, the painting, the pink ensemble, the gestures, the shiny forehead, and the squatting position he has taken qualifies him for ultimate douche status. By the way, what does the license plate say? Something about "Crankin" - note the absent "g." Defintely a HUGE douche.
 

KB has a wicked Tina Fey thing goin' on, which is hot.

I noticed that the license plate on the escalade says something about a DJ, so I'm making the wild assumption that this douche is the hired Douche Jockey for the night and the cheesy velvet painting is used as a backdrop for where he puts his equipment or something like that? I dunno.

I guess I'm just scrambling to rationalize a reason, ANY reason, why a person would cart such a thing around and unfurl it.

I'll just concentrate on KB's hotness instead. Rowr.
 

I don't find him baggish at all...looks like a normal guy having fun with two pretty average chicks...sorry your bag hunting rating has dropped...this is a bag immitator....
 

Well at least he wasnt getting chummy with your tit like the last dude KB. Seriously though i thought that we only had the escalade backdrops and now and later gators where i'm from. was the flower and picture dude in the corner of this place too? damn this pic is unreal.

KB this dude is Mr. Whitefolks protege. you almost got pimped on.


Since KB posed in this pic i want to nominate her into the hall of Hott. She officially goes above the 3 i mentioned in another post.

Sorry JG, LT, and MJ, KB is floating my boat again.

check this out (sorry i dont know hot to do the links. if someone can please do. it gots with the pic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvO5QO1cVoE
 

@anon 9:07...

"dont find him baggish at all"??? he's wearing an all pink ensemble. out. at. a. bar. including pink shoes. if you don;t find him baggish, i'd hate to think what we'd find in your closet.

perhaps you?
 

He's dressed in pink. That's all you need to say to define him as a 'bag. Either a 'bag or Little Richard, and he ain't Little Richard.

The lack of gropage is a detraction no doubt, but we can't expect our bag hunters to let any old bag fondle them, even for the sake of the site.

Good hunting KB and KB's friend!

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Let's leave socks out of this, people.
 

KB looked like she was going for a half assed gesture but backed off. she almost wants to make the horns but is scared of what we will say.

I dont know what to feel about the douche. I mean in a "normal" setting we'd be all over him. But KB is totally dominating this pic. it's hard to see the escalade background, the pretty in pink KenBag, or KB's hott "friend"

I just dont think you can pose with bags KB. you're like that kid in xmen that takes peoples powers away when they get near him. by the 3 feet between you two you reduced what would have maybe been HOS material to a KenBag. I think i coined the KenBag term.
A KenBag is a borderline douchebag that lets the chicks dress him. they dress him in douchey clothes and he just stands there with that stupid smile on his face. apparently they posed him too for this pic. A Kenbag usually drives a nice car, has a decent job, home etc, just like Ken. A kenBag has no nuts either, just like Ken. KB you're adorable, but..... wait a minute..... is that a tat on the KenBag's hand? this changes everything if it is.
 

Anyone who may doubt the 'baggitude of Pinky With No Brain here is either at 1/2 'bag status or is looking at a B&W monitor. His clothes are PINK, people.... ALL of them!

And KB... you classed this pic up way too much just by being in it. Thanks for making me wonder what it would take to get your glasses off. Very nice.

Revved up Like a Douche
 

I'm noticing a complete absence of hot chicks in this picture. The guy, while a tool, is a borderline bag.
 

Your calling of this guy borderline, explains why you cant see the hot chicks in the picture.

-Maximus Douchus
 

This guy is a huge douche!!! I don't understand how you could come to any other conclusion. Also, if you take second to look at the girl in the lower left hand corner's face, she is a hot chick. Contrary to popular belief, a chick does not have to be bleethed out to be a hot chick.
 

hottest chick ever I'd say, bottom left. mega dibs.
 

Yeah dont listen to Anon McTwinkbag 9:49 KB. you're hottt. You get the non official hot with 3 t's. He must be the douche you posed with last time. I'd take you and your friend for a night of fragging anytime. And by frag i mean playing Halo 2 on xbox while talking shit over the mics of how superior our masterchief skills are. yeah you know what i mean.
 

@ revved up...... the glasses stay on. it goes with the naughty teacher/secretary/librarian fantasy i've had in my head for years.

sorry about the double posting and such, but it's KB damnit.......
 

And let's hope that this 'bag doesn't have a madly possessive girlfriend (actually probably boyfriend) who makes KB take the photo down.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

All pink, just like a dog dick. How sad the fact that Pink Douche actually had to make the decision to buy those clothes.
Kelly Belly, you are quite the HOT - plain white wrapper.
 

Yeah, the guy's a douche. Obviously. But...well...it's just that...

God damn it. Those shoes are fuckin' sweet. There. I said it.
 

Vader wants some now and later gators.........lol. SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!!!!!!! *slaps Vader constantly*
 

Ummm, so, KB...what color socks do YOU wear? Just curious....just making small talk here....RESTRAINING ORDERS BE DAMNED I DIG SOCKS IS THAT SO BAD???

please say dark socks...nylon/cotton blend...oh yeah...

I'm with Vader on the shoes. I'm out of the shoe closet now, and it feels GOOD
 

Normalish dude...if he were dressed more civilan-like he would not have 'bag status. The pink ensemble, too Ryan Seacrest.

KB is one of the most attractive "hot chicks" I've seen on this site. Beautiful smile, nice hair, and I will refrain myself from going any further than saying "the glasses..."

Nice work KB!
 

@B.A.G.
Sorry, but I've got a weird respect/envy for this kinda thing. The old black dudes in my neighborhood are basically the coolest motherfuckers in the history of cool. They wear fedoras and zoot suits and all kinds of crazy polyester with canes. And we're not just talking out at night...these guys look like that going to the grocery store or the post office at 10AM on a Tuesday. And I don't know how they do it (probably has something to do with dressing like this for 50 or so years), but they pull off the strangest combinations of yellows and browns and pinks with perfect aplomb. Unfortunately, I could never even come close to pulling off the whole package. If I tried, I'd look like some dickhead trying to be Big Bad Voodoo Daddy for Halloween, and then I'd have to kick my own ass for even hoping to have that much style.
So yeah. I see a pair of shoes like that? I know they COULD be part of a mind blowing ensemble. Unfortunately, we see them here in a worst case scenario. But that doesn't mean they don't have that potential.
Darksock, way to have my back, man. Nice to know someone else understands.
 

hey KB - hit the gym, fattie
 

Vader,

OK, I understand where you're coming from. But a back-up memeber of a Motown band may be the coolest person on the planet and would be able to make this pink suit so freaking styling it would put everyone to shame.

I know that Motown band member. He's my neighbor. This scroat is not my neighbor. He's a douchebag. He can't pull it off. And neither you or Darksock could either.

So, sir, please step awaaaaay from the pink suit and grab some levi's. Otherwise, we will have to treat you like Private Pyle and stomp your guts out. Mkay?

Oh, KB? I will only post this once. Me-oww! :)
 

anon @ 12:24: go suck a bag of dicks.
 

He definitely knows how to coordinate colors in his wardrobe.

Maybe he's not picking on KB 'cuz he doesn't like a chick with meat on her bones. Most of the skanks we see on this site are crackwhore-thin, and have to pay for their ginormous titties. A skank like Kelly was blessed by God with natural thunderage in her chest. So what if she's a buck sixty on the scale? 50 pounds of that is her tits; is that a problem?

God bless you, Kelly. Just don't get so close to the douchebag next time; remember what happened to Steve Irwin.
 

idouche - every chick that talks to you is not hot.
 

I bet I can prove that wrong. Many of my friends would be happy to take that $20 you will happily put in their g-string.

troll
 

there are fat strippers where you live or what? shitty.
 

i understand Vader. I live on the west side of chicago. i used to see Don Juan pimping hoes back in the day. He used to drive a green and gold cadillac. for you laymen/women don juan is the guy that hangs out with Snoop that wears the green and gold. he was in starsky and hutch as well as old school when they had the party. I every now and then see the fedoras, and i call them now and later gators after the candy. they even throw parties where everyone at the party has to be wearing the same color. I was never one to wear the colors. I didnt feel i could pull it off. I never liked white suits or canary suits because it just looks stupid. I mean could you go to a job interview on Monday Morning wearing an electric blue/hot pink combo? nope. give me a black navy suit with the half inch cuff any day of the week. that was just a stupid period in the inner city where every late 20s early 50s dude thought he was Steve Harvey. There are still a few remnants from that era left, but not many.

As for you and the Sockmeister liking the shoes........ to each his own. I have some Jesus Bling that i wear every day, but thats just me. Damn i think i said too much.
 

Please, Douchetorious. Refer to him by his proper name: Don "The Magic" Juan.
And iDouche...like I said, I would never even try to pull it off. If I did, one of the cool 70 year old dudes in my neighborhood would see me, shake his head solemnly, and then I'd burst into flames from shame.

anon @ 12:24: Why dude? Why even start that?
 

Glad you asked douche vader.

What's the point of this site? If you answered "hitting on the only females that contribute regardless of their respective level of hotness" you should go kiss the end of a 357.

All i'm saying is, try to hold back the nerd just a little. It's nauseating.
 

the return of Anon McTwinkbag. If KB was 631 lbs shwe'd still be hot. Some people just have "it" like tits McGee from bag/not a bag. the closest you will ever get to a piece of hot like this is NEVER. you sad sack. No chance at chicks. you tried the gay thing but you're not their type either. you will never get laid. Now you're coming at the object of my douchefection? i bet any money you are that douche that had the last KB pic taken down. you should have been a pearl necklace. apologize to KB!!!!!
 

now you did it. You ticked off d-b.a.g. He has a secret weapon. Its massengils flung in anger. Its devestating!

Go get em, b.a.g.
 

@Anon most recent:
I'd say the point of the site is to poke good natured fun at douchebags and bleeths. As it were, you did not answer my question. I'll put it a little more directly.
Why shit on a contributing member of this site in a particularly classless way? All hitting on or not aside, what do you get out of it?
 

b.a.g. - hilarious insults but you totally missed the point. when nerdy men (ie you) hit on girls that are not even slightly hot, you're engendering the loathesome female attitude that those of us that do actually talk to women, loathe. she's not hot...she's just accessible. you're pathetic, please stop (or not, cause you're really bring my point home)
 

vader - You're right to an extent. My ire is less focused of the mediocrity of KB's looks than it is on the drooling nerds that honestly believe any woman that enters their life (even on the internet) is fuckin scarlett johansson (or insert hot celeb of your liking here)
 

PLease dont feed the trolls.

KB, you know we all have your back here. And your front.
 

There is a reason that every flame baiting dildo on this site is "anonymous".

You are a prick, only because you are anonymous. you're the same little anonymous fuck that honks their horn and drives like an asshole in traffic but won't say shit if someone butts in line in front of them at McDonalds.

Just ignore the little prick, guys; he's not worth the wit you're throwing his way.
 

anon:
Fair enough. Perhaps, then, you can find a more constructive way to express this than "hit the gym, fattie".
But more to the point, why bother expressing that at all? You are on some crusade against drooling nerds now? Why? Any reason not to just leave us to our own devices?
Perhaps you are in the wrong place. After all, even the admin of this site thinks "attacking KB" is a worthy notion. Uh...what, exactly, is it to you? Does our drool somehow lessen your chances or something?
 

No, i just love this site and feel like the "drooling nerds" distract from the experience.

Here's the thing - if you want to make fun of douchebags, do it. If you want to find some mediocre looking girl that won't touch you anyway, just go to your neighborhood bar and get rejected the old fashioned way.

Is nothing sacred? Hate on, you fucking douchebags.
 

*yawn*
 

Our troll must wear a pink suit. It puts the lotionon the skin...
 

Jesus, that's the guy who sold me my Escalade! The chrome paint is flaking off my 22's ...jerk!
 

Hey annon1:44pm, It's really to bad your cousin had to right KB and threaten her to get your douchtastic picture taken down. Now that she's stopped pretending to be your girlfriend and you've gone back to rubbing one off to your Mom's Victoria's Secret catalog, we can see you've gotten a little testy.

And by testy, I mean Douchbag.

Now take your little man purse and go play in traffic. You give db's a bad name.

-Maximus Douchus.
 

yup...... Anon McTwinkbag 1:19 is not worth my time. just another troll that will be gone within a few hours.... I can and do pull chicks. I can also appreciate beauty that is not bolted on. KB is a baghunter. She found a douche and gave us a wonderful pic in which to comment about.
I have yet to see you comment on the douche. which leads me to believe that you either ARE the douche or LIKE the douche.

I apologize about everything except the pearl necklace thing. it is unlike me to stoop to your level. May the good Lord bless you Anon.
 

B.A.G... just remember, Dude... in all the naughty teacher/secretary/librarian fantasies... what happened RIGHT after the glasses came off...?
Yeah. Exactly.
And to the Troll? This sight is for making fun of Douchebags and Bleeths... and guess what, Troll. You're not a Bleeth.

Revved up Like a Douche
 

when you take the time to respond to a post by saying its not worth your time to respond to, realize that you just wasted mine by posting. (and yours but you're not smart enough to figure that one out quite yet) that is not a substitution for wit.

secondly, i am in no way affiliated with said 'bag. sorry to ruin your idiotic retorts. find something else, scum bags.
 

First off when you take the time to tell us you are not affiliated with a DBag by saying you aren't, after having demonstrated serious dbag tendencies, you are not convincing anyone.

Secondly, if you use secondly without first having used something other than second, you are entering DBag stage 2 status.

Trolls are getting worse these days, I remember when I was a kid a troll was good at its craft before opening its mouth.

-Maximus Douchus
 

oh snap! ouch! damn don't i feel foolish. thanks maximus, for telling it like it really is and putting me in my place. you rule!
 

KB...hot, hot and hot...I think I was matched with your friend on E-Harmony
 

Your welcome.

And by welcome, I mean a sad little man.

-Maximus
 

in either case i think you mean "you're", you stupid-face. love you.

-anonybag
 

No I meant "your".

It's a comment thread, spelling is for the weak.

Grats on adding another shortfall to your resume....soooo easy.

-Maximus
 

i just called you a stupid-face. did you miss that or something? this discussion is over, sir.

kb is still not hot though.

-anonybag
 

you made our troll cry. you bad bad man.

Have a beer of your choice. Make that two.
 

I caught it, and added it to your score. Which has reached an area where you are allowed to say whatever the hell you want and it will be chaulked up to bag-dom spewing off at the mouth.

Thanks for playing kiddo,

-Maximus
 

This is a site for ridiculing superficial people and lusting after desirable women. Says so at the top of the site. It says nothing about being a faceless rude antagonistic prick to your fellow posters, anon.

The internet is a huge place; feel free to spend a few years hanging out in other sites. I suggest that you start with the gay porn sites; that may be just the ticket for you.

Vamoose, shitcock.
 

Can we please ignore this rectal o-ring that is "anon" and get back to what we're all here for in the first place - to hate. To hate, people...we are here to hate our brothers and sisters, not argue with them. Can I get an Amen?

Ahhh forget it. Fuck you, anon. Now be a sport and go die.
 

I saw the old Van Halen "Hot for Teacher" video today for the first time in years. And when I saw the teacher's glasses, I thought of Kellybelly. And by thought of I mean I envisioned myself marooned on a lush tropical island with KB who, aside from wearing her glasses, had no other garments. She flogged me with a palm frond as I weaved her a hula skirt outfit, complete with a cocoanut shell bikini top.
 

I "was" having an Ok day and thought I would visit my favorite HCwDB website before I went home. WTF anon? Honestly, get a fucking life, cheap shots at KB will get you nowhere quick here. either hate on the DB's, Lust at the Hc's or go "talk" to all those girls you say you do, and by "talk", I mean masturbate on a step stool in front of your computer.
 

One word. Zelig.

That is all.
 

Hey! Quit calling me names!
 

Jim Carrey called, and he wants his suit from "The Mask" back.
 

haha! I love this site. Thanks for the kind words everyone!
 

"turner and douche' gets my vote as Most Creative Name This Month. nice work fellow 'bag hunter.
 

Hey, Kelly Belly is pretty hot!

Err...ummm, I mean, hey look at that douche bag!!!
 

Seems like a guy having a fun time...Doesn't have Douche hair or a look on him...From the pic I'd say he's joking around with the clothes...The chicks are fat and don't qualify as "hot chicks with DB"...I think we missed on this one...
 

Nice Baghunting KB. And nice glasses. And breasticles. And I even like the way you wear the wings N thighs.

Oh yeah, and that guy is a total douchebag too. A white guy can pull of a pink tie, maybe, and that's pushing it. Anything more or anything else pink and you just attained instant douche status. Carrying, let alone "unfurling" an Escalade painting. I don't even know what to say about that. That is douche on a new level. One we havn't seen before nor do I think we'll experience the likes of for quite some time. That is raising the douche bar. With props. That aren't being worn.

-Ducci
 

If he is a douche he is a douche king. The outfit and hand gesture is so over the top it's unbelievable. As other posters have stated this website is dedicated to "hot chicks" with douche bags. If he is a douche then we are definitely missing the hot chicks. I see a couple of porkers.
 

The Judges don't like being Judged on here.
 

Anons - do you go to a bar, sit down with a group of people who are having a good time enjoying each other's company and maliciously and without cause insult one of the people present?

If people on this site want to flirt with each other and it doesn't take over the site (which it in no way has), what is it to you? Ignore it and go on. Rudeness is not necessary.

I think KellyBelly is cute. God forbid she looks like a real person. Probably most of us who post on this site suffer that same affliction. Kelly just has the balls enough to let the rest of us see.

Nice bag, KB. Don't know that the guy is a douchebag but he sure is some kind of pink-loving freak.
 

Spinnaker,

Are you saying that "real persons" have to be fat. I find that very unhealthy.

Love,

Anon
 

And like that i just fell for SC.

but booo bengals.
 

Right on, Spinnaker Chick. KellyBelly is cute and hot. And the glasses would stay on. Not that KB would give me the time of day, but a 40-ish nerd can dream, can't he?

Bag in pink suit should find a restroom stall and pull down pants and pink underwear before assuming the "Ah, I really needed to take a crap" position.
 

Spinnaker Chick:

Don't make "anons" plural. It's no coincidence that all the rude comments above happen to be anonymous. It is the same little prick picking up from where he left off yesterday. And you made a good call; he does want to be the asshole in the middle of a bunch of others having a good time because he is a miserable little anonymous shit.

Like I said yesterday, he's a cowardly little douche who talks shit on comment threads but wouldn't even make eye contact with any of us face to face and repeat any the shit he's said here.
 

Anon: I've posted several times about what a cowardly anonymous rude little shit you are and you haven't responded to me yet. Did I touch a nerve, Asshole?
 

Damn. I am always a day late to the prom.

I am honored douchetorious. It is ok to not like the Bengals (half the team belongs in the state pen or at least the county jail until they can get into rehab). I'm a huge football fan and root for three or four teams.

Anon - I am sure you really care about Kelly or anybody else's state of health. At 115 lbs I am not fat but I am a real person. No doubt I'd be too old, too short, too pale, too brunette, too brown-eyed or something else ridiculous to meet your standards for hot chick. I am glad about that by the way. And I am sure you are the picture of perfection. Why don't you post a pic and let KellyBelly evaluate your looks?
 

^^^Fear Spin. Anon McTwinkbag is the douche that she posed with a while back. the one that demended the pic be taken down. he took a break from downloading gay porn and playing WoW to chime in with his precious gems of wit. he's dead to me

As far as me not liking the bengals, i do, but i love the Steelers more. and to make that more messed up, i was born and raised in chicago. I hate the bores i mean Bears. You cant like Pittsburgh and the Bengals.

as far as why i havent harassed you with my sexually driven comments is beyond me. oh i know..... boobs.
 

i don't care if everyone else on the planet has thought of this. but the car just has to materialize and vrooooom this morass of pink over.
 

As an Anon who is admittidley to lazy to sign up I find Kelly B absoulutely beautiful.