Friday, July 20, 2007
Lei Hottie
Here's Lei Hottie, the middle hott from the Haiku pic, getting scroted on by a Anne Heche in drag. Or maybe he's Ellen?
Also, note the dude with the T-Rex vestigal arms in the back. It's gotta be chaos theory. That's the only explanation.
She's got meat on her bones in all the right places. I'd take her to Sizzler but only let her order the shrimp, before taking her home and making her put me in diapers and spank me with a ping-pong paddle, Vitter style.
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Also, note the dude with the T-Rex vestigal arms in the back. It's gotta be chaos theory. That's the only explanation.
Douche finds a way.
Douche finds a way.
I like this chick better with less clothes on.
Is that wrong?
BTW, Bonnadouche, nice touch with the Fonze "Jump the Shark" action figure.
Is that wrong?
BTW, Bonnadouche, nice touch with the Fonze "Jump the Shark" action figure.
I would be much more pissed about the travedouchemockery, but I feel sorry for the hottie - her steroid treatments are the only explanation for the chubby face.
# posted by 
: 8:54 AM
: 8:54 AM
I think douche lites's mannequin arm fell off in his sleeve; Princess Lei-uh needs to stop holding in his gutsack and help the poor choad out.
Is this Joss Stone? Nah, she's too old to be her.
And leave my hypocritical senator alone. We have far worse politicians here.
-iDouche
And leave my hypocritical senator alone. We have far worse politicians here.
-iDouche
# posted by : 9:06 AM
: 9:06 AM
Poor Douche...it must be hard to date a Siamese-Bleeth. However, if he's a bi-'bag, then it could be a double date!!
# posted by : 9:09 AM
: 9:09 AM
Ahh, nothing says "I'm Gay" better than White Pants, and a Purple shirt. Top it all off with a rico doucheve slicked back hair-doo and you got yourself one flaming D'bag.
# posted by : 9:18 AM
: 9:18 AM
DB1, are you sure this MILF hottie isn't the sultry mom of Lei-hottie?
Not that it matters any....I'd still roll her in coconut oil with a pad of butter while reciting the lyrics to M.I.A by the Foo Fighters, after which I'd chase her around with mechanical egg-beaters like Tom Hanks did Tawny Kataen in Bachelor Party.
Not that it matters any....I'd still roll her in coconut oil with a pad of butter while reciting the lyrics to M.I.A by the Foo Fighters, after which I'd chase her around with mechanical egg-beaters like Tom Hanks did Tawny Kataen in Bachelor Party.
# posted by : 9:48 AM
: 9:48 AM
I would of prefered her friend on the left with her tounge out. and by prefered I mean had sex with.
i can't tell if she has a bun in the oven, but i like her size. She's what i call on the verge. you can tap that for about 5 or 6 years before it falls apart. when she hits 40 it's a wrap. think Charlieze Theron in Monster. get your jollies out as much as you can Collin Farrell in Miami Vice wannabe twink bag. Time is running out.
# posted by : 10:07 AM
: 10:07 AM
Yeah, she's way hotter without a lot of clothes. I also wonder what she looks like without being touched up so much. I feel like I'm looking at both pictures through a soft lens.
She, like all hot chicks, continues to have terrific sensibilities in who she chooses to associate with. She deserves all the venereal diseases she's currently taking medication for.
You sure this is the same hottie? Obviously she enjoyed the Piu-Piu Platter and Mai Tai's; they look great on her hips
-Bagwan Singh
-Bagwan Singh
# posted by : 11:45 AM
: 11:45 AM
That guy and the outfit he is wearing reminds me of early 90's boy band music videos. All he needs is to start dancing in synch with 4 other guys in the rain and hes got a platinum record on his hands.
This magnificent woman next to him reminds me of why I cry when I poop.
This magnificent woman next to him reminds me of why I cry when I poop.
Mannequin arm! Oh that killed me. LOL
What a dainty, delicate little nose this man...thing has and you know he only grew the chin pubes to show people he's the father of the baby and not the "life partner".
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What a dainty, delicate little nose this man...thing has and you know he only grew the chin pubes to show people he's the father of the baby and not the "life partner".
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