Good to see this douchebag is bringing back the ultra-starched high Victorian collar. If it weren't for his zebra stripes, I'd have thought that he was a turtle about to go back into his douche shell.
 

I think he's making the face of shame. It just screams: 'Sister, Noooo!'
 

Freckled boobies means strawberry blonde rug...NICE!!!

If frat-bag only knew that he will never get any closer to Red's boobies than he is right now, he would swivel around and hit on smoker chick behind him...'cause all guys know that chicks who smoke are easy.
 

This chick need to get some sun on those boobs....to pale for me!
 

I think she's wanting me to put my.. inbetween her.. so she can.. mmmmm! Red head babies here I come!
 

What the hell are those lights? Are they in some kind of weird douche airport where they're waiting for the next Virgin Airlines shuttle? She begins to sing:

Douchebag is leaving tonight on a plane
I can see his popped collar
headin' for Acapulo
Oh and, I can see douchebag wavin goodbye
Oh God, it looks like a douchebag
Must be the rufie in my cup

- Ryan Seadouche
 

I hate to be a wet blanket, but she's really un-hot. So un-hot that I feel sure zebra creep went medieval on her sponge.
 

I see a man in drag and a zebra but I fail to see the hot chick.
 

I agree that chick is not hot at all. Death to all gingers!!!
 

she just has a bit of a man chin, that's all. Otherwise it's the angle of her head that's unappealing.
 

Ryan, those lights are the stage lights at the titty bar they're in. Red is the bar wench who's not hot enough to dance, but with whom the hot dancers have to share tips.

This explains why fratbag is hitting on her, he knows the dancers are unapproachable by a 'bag like him. And she rewards his lame attentions by flashing some cleavage, such as it is, because the real men will only look at the hot dancers.

I like to call this relationship the "Douche/Wench Symbiosis Phenomenon"
 

I'm really not that into "gingers" either, but I certainly don't think she's foul or anything like that. I think she would be very cute to those who like natural redheads. I generally gravitate toward tall, brunette, and dark skin-toned ladies. I bet you guys that she's going to write to DB1 asking to take down the picture because she doesn't want anyone from work to see this picture of her.

As for him, who does that? Honestly, I really think he did starch his f-ing collar just so he could pop it that high. Loser.
 

this douche does look like he's pre law at DePaul or Northwestern. He's going to be balding and stressed out from billing those hours. Douche on buddy time is running out.

P.S> i dont consider pushed together b cups boobs.
 

Why does she have Chris Daughtry in her shirt?

HIS shirt needs a circumcision.
 

Nothing uglier on a man than chubby, unshapely, stumpy arms. My great aunt Bernice and this choad share a similar looking forearm.

And the waxed brows/starched collar combo? Come on. Show the world you're trying just a little harder fella.
 

@ Lindsay:

I respectfully disagree; there are a few things uglier than chubby unshapely stumpy arms on a man:

1. Two starving vampires fighting over a used tampon;

2. A opened can of smashed assholes;

3. Regis Philben being killed in a veal stall;

4. Strawberry Hooker's right flapjack boob mashing out of her K-Mart blouse in the picture we see here;

and finally,

5. Rosie O'Donnell having hot danger sex with Barbara Bush.
 

For the love of douche, where's the hot chick?
 

I'm kinda over staged pictures like this. I prefer my hotties/douches grazing in their natural habitat, all safari like. This is like taking pictures of lions and monkeys at the zoo. Booooring.
 

This girl's waist looks bigger than his. She looks like she's the spaun of Jay Leno and Julianne Moore.
 

He's a massive douche based on the collar pop alone, and as has been stated, she's NOT HOT.
 

@ Darksock

#4 is hilarious
Top commentor you are for sure
 

+2! for Darksock. Thank GOD I wasn't eating or drinking anything that time. Snottage on the screen is so disgusting.

Eh, she's no worse than that red-head chick on CSI, or LSD, or whatever that show is. Hilgenbarfer, or something like that...

And he looks like someone just told him he couldn't suck on his boyfriend's dick right there in the bar. She's trying to console him by flashing some "boob" - term used loosely - but, obviously, with a ghey, that's almost always futile.
 

I'm with Vader, have been for a while - Poser Douche - is it douche? It's not natural. I prefer to observe the unintruded douchitude of the natural habitat. This bunghole is clearly staging this. Although, if you are purposely posing like a douchebag, you might just be one deep down anyway.
 

Holy shit you people are harsh! Poor chica doesn't meet the definition of "HOT" but she isn't dog puke. She's like, you know, normal.

He, however, is anything but - even though it is staged.
 

Don't get me wrong, Spinnaker Chick; I'd still be the Aunt Jemima to her flapjacks...I know where I've see sideburn scrote now; he co-starred in the Will Farrell movie "Blades of Glory" as the sister-boinking evil skater. Yeah, I paid to see it. Get off my ass!
 

Okay, so she's not a "Hot" chick, but I think she actually looks nice. I think she's toying with the douche, taunting him with her globes that he will never, NEVER touch. She's too good for that, and immune to the Bleeth virus.

Remember: We're hear to bash the douches. Like with tire irons. Wielded by a very angry Bill Bixby. And bleethed HC's. Which she's not.
 

I hope you at least lost only the price of a matinée ticket, Darksock. I will not go off onto a sideline about douche movie preferences...
 

She's not hot.
 

the worst thing that could've happened to my self-imposed 2-day exam-related abstention from HCwD is missing a sultry MILF showing off her breasts.

well, actually, the worst thing that could've happened to my self-imposed 2-day exam-related abstention from HCwD is missing a sultry MILF showing off her breasts NEXT TO A DOUCHEBAG.
 

Well Spin Chick, my wife loves skating, I love Will Farrell; sounded like the ultimate date movie compromise.....but we were WRONG...I've seen you, Chazz Michael Michaels, and you're no Ron Burgundy; you're no Ricky Bobby...Pam from The Office was perdy hott in it though...oh, um...sorry, DB1; Douchebag! Boobies!