Friday, July 27, 2007
Friday Haiku
Mirror creates self,
Zen reflection opens eye,
Douche lies within mind.
Ubiquitous tats,
Camo and dog tags in tact,
He makes douche not war.
-Lord Baggatron
'Bag with concave chest
Smoochy bleeth is barely dressed
Red string says, pull me
-- ed
Black "Douchestrong" bracelet.
Rosie Perez Bleeth wants him.
Where is the justice?
- boatbutter
Side boob twins kiss kiss
Siamese scrotes smirk blasé
Douchest show on earth
- little douche kook
Gunty douche looks bound.
Try a brand muffin and prunes.
Nice camo "Mom Pants".
-- doucheo bagsuo
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Ubiquitous tats,
Camo and dog tags in tact,
He makes douche not war.
-Lord Baggatron
Camo and dog tags in tact,
He makes douche not war.
-Lord Baggatron
# posted by 
: 6:36 AM
: 6:36 AM
Carson Daly 'bag,
Six-shooter pointing at dick -
Latino Bleeth dies.
- boatbutter
Six-shooter pointing at dick -
Latino Bleeth dies.
- boatbutter
# posted by : 7:02 AM
: 7:02 AM
Black "Douchestrong" bracelet.
Rosie Perez Bleeth wants him.
Where is the justice?
- boatbutter
Rosie Perez Bleeth wants him.
Where is the justice?
- boatbutter
# posted by : 7:04 AM
: 7:04 AM
No more 'bag haikus-
Back to work or else fired
From construction job.
- boatbutter
Back to work or else fired
From construction job.
- boatbutter
# posted by : 7:06 AM
: 7:06 AM
Like moths to lightbulbs,
I cannot help myself from
Ragging on the douche.
- boatbutter
I cannot help myself from
Ragging on the douche.
- boatbutter
# posted by : 7:08 AM
: 7:08 AM
Too early for this.
Two angles of 'baggery?
Fetch me the Pepto.
Lovely Chikita.
Two angles for twice the Hott.
I adore side-boob.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Two angles of 'baggery?
Fetch me the Pepto.
Lovely Chikita.
Two angles for twice the Hott.
I adore side-boob.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by : 7:16 AM
: 7:16 AM
Side boob twins kiss kiss
Siamese scrotes smirk blasé
Douchest show on earth
- little douche kook
Siamese scrotes smirk blasé
Douchest show on earth
- little douche kook
# posted by : 7:27 AM
: 7:27 AM
this pic was hopeless
tat bags are run of the mill
sideboob saves the pic
where is this douche place?
where choads with no shirts get in
and get chicks like this
the mirrored image
is bad because we now have
douche in stereo
tat bags are run of the mill
sideboob saves the pic
where is this douche place?
where choads with no shirts get in
and get chicks like this
the mirrored image
is bad because we now have
douche in stereo
# posted by : 7:31 AM
: 7:31 AM
Only a choad thinks
Overtatting is cool now.
'Baggy colored skin.
Chick knows Joey P,
Kissy face spreading to Bleeths:
Apocalypse Now
Overtatting is cool now.
'Baggy colored skin.
Chick knows Joey P,
Kissy face spreading to Bleeths:
Apocalypse Now
I forgot Lacan's
Mirror Stage jive was about
Vile douchebaggery
He indulges his
Transvestite rape fantasy.
We are forced to watch
Mirror Stage jive was about
Vile douchebaggery
He indulges his
Transvestite rape fantasy.
We are forced to watch
# posted by : 7:53 AM
: 7:53 AM
tatooed freak times two
Can He Get real job like that
side boob mirror glance
SkanderBag
Can He Get real job like that
side boob mirror glance
SkanderBag
# posted by : 7:57 AM
: 7:57 AM
hey scrotebob douche pants
is this the real Joey P?
the sex change went well
tatted douchebag knows
he's in for a HUGE surprise
when he tries to fuck.
Damn but then again
this chick cant be a tranny
at least i hope not
even though shes hot
and showing some nice side boob
she could be better
pic should have showed ass
and less of the waste of skin
shoot the camera man!!!
she holds back his arm
he has pent up aggression
and slaps her around
is this the real Joey P?
the sex change went well
tatted douchebag knows
he's in for a HUGE surprise
when he tries to fuck.
Damn but then again
this chick cant be a tranny
at least i hope not
even though shes hot
and showing some nice side boob
she could be better
pic should have showed ass
and less of the waste of skin
shoot the camera man!!!
she holds back his arm
he has pent up aggression
and slaps her around
# posted by : 7:58 AM
: 7:58 AM
Most shameful is this:
Four people in this picture,
two of them are scrotes.
myspace.com/ashlon
Four people in this picture,
two of them are scrotes.
myspace.com/ashlon
# posted by : 8:02 AM
: 8:02 AM
model and the douche
dibs on bleath and mirror twin
live strong reflection
amputate this punk
leave one tag between his teeth
other up his ass
dibs on bleath and mirror twin
live strong reflection
amputate this punk
leave one tag between his teeth
other up his ass
We can only hope
that the wings on the bag's chest
flies his ass away
hopefully the bleeth
will not be holding on when
the day that happens
looking at the tats
are these the markings of a
Douchetek Warrior?
excuse me hottie
pics like this arent gonna help
your porno career
that the wings on the bag's chest
flies his ass away
hopefully the bleeth
will not be holding on when
the day that happens
looking at the tats
are these the markings of a
Douchetek Warrior?
excuse me hottie
pics like this arent gonna help
your porno career
# posted by : 9:15 AM
: 9:15 AM
Mirror, Mirror on the wall.
Who's the biggest DoucheBag of all?
PS. Ask the puckered lips 98lb weakling standing next to you to sucker punch you in the head with her Skull ring and put you out of your misery
Who's the biggest DoucheBag of all?
PS. Ask the puckered lips 98lb weakling standing next to you to sucker punch you in the head with her Skull ring and put you out of your misery
# posted by : 9:17 AM
: 9:17 AM
I almost feel sorry for this 'bag. He looks like a nice, wholesome kid who was wrongly influenced by his Orange County, double-dog-tag, thumb-ring wearing, a-hole buddies.
The Jesse Metcalfe eyebrows and thing on his chin really don't help his cause, but all the same...
I sometimes wonder if the full sleeve tattoos are a cop out to disguise scrawny arms?
The Jesse Metcalfe eyebrows and thing on his chin really don't help his cause, but all the same...
I sometimes wonder if the full sleeve tattoos are a cop out to disguise scrawny arms?
# posted by : 9:32 AM
: 9:32 AM
Mirror's reflection
Makes double the misery,
double douche war paint.
OR
Hotty's tail cut off
Needed a wide angle lense
Photog should be shot.
OOOOOR
No view of her ass
Instead full frontal douche bag
This is just torture.
Makes double the misery,
double douche war paint.
OR
Hotty's tail cut off
Needed a wide angle lense
Photog should be shot.
OOOOOR
No view of her ass
Instead full frontal douche bag
This is just torture.
Zen Haiku today
Here something less than nothing
times two is much less
Some hidden reason
This scrote pursued adorning
His douche scrawniness
The hotties skin hue
Makes me stifle shameful moans
Of lustful desire
Hey, at a loss for
The last five syllable line?
Douchebaglionic
--Vinny Scumbaglia
Here something less than nothing
times two is much less
Some hidden reason
This scrote pursued adorning
His douche scrawniness
The hotties skin hue
Makes me stifle shameful moans
Of lustful desire
Hey, at a loss for
The last five syllable line?
Douchebaglionic
--Vinny Scumbaglia
# posted by : 9:50 AM
: 9:50 AM
I've seen Persian rugs
With less intricate designs
Than this ink junkie.
I'd stomp his ass flat
And then use this sorry douche
As a cool doormat.
Hottie's fine but she
Needs thorough deprogramming
So she'll forget him.
Although my mud room
Might eerily remind her
Of long gone shit head.
So, in summation:
Tatooed freak: becomes a rug
Hot chick: stays with me.
With less intricate designs
Than this ink junkie.
I'd stomp his ass flat
And then use this sorry douche
As a cool doormat.
Hottie's fine but she
Needs thorough deprogramming
So she'll forget him.
Although my mud room
Might eerily remind her
Of long gone shit head.
So, in summation:
Tatooed freak: becomes a rug
Hot chick: stays with me.
# posted by : 12:57 PM
: 12:57 PM
She looks WAY more douchey than he does. Maybe it's the mirror playing tricks, but she's NAAASTY.
# posted by : 12:59 PM
: 12:59 PM
Douchetorious!
You're on fire today, 'bag-man!
Keep up the great work.
Nice, baggerloper--
Both witty and observant:
Ideal of this site.
Mitch Meats: Beautiful
Haiku, you grumpy bastard!
Made me laugh out loud.
Not specularly
Reflective like intended;
Limits douche-caused pain.
Autumn light reveals
This douchebag likes the penis--
Thumb ring for gripping.
You're on fire today, 'bag-man!
Keep up the great work.
Nice, baggerloper--
Both witty and observant:
Ideal of this site.
Mitch Meats: Beautiful
Haiku, you grumpy bastard!
Made me laugh out loud.
Not specularly
Reflective like intended;
Limits douche-caused pain.
Autumn light reveals
This douchebag likes the penis--
Thumb ring for gripping.
# posted by : 5:34 PM
: 5:34 PM
I just realized this DB has dog tags around his neck. The closest he has ever come to a gun is when he is bent over and the bitch is administering his daily douche out of one of those mega squit guns.
# posted by : 8:19 PM
: 8:19 PM
Swigmund, get a clue
Haiku Friday means HAIKU
You've been told twice now.
Next Friday, same deal
Don't bring your lame ass comments
Unless it's Haiku.
Repeat after me.
Syllables: Five-Seven-Five
Nothing else allowed.
Do you understand?
Learn exactly what to do
Or sit out a round.
Five Seven Five, Dude
Three lines to show your brilliance
It's really quite fun.
One: Five syllables.
Two: Now seven syllables.
Three: Now five again.
Haiku Friday means HAIKU
You've been told twice now.
Next Friday, same deal
Don't bring your lame ass comments
Unless it's Haiku.
Repeat after me.
Syllables: Five-Seven-Five
Nothing else allowed.
Do you understand?
Learn exactly what to do
Or sit out a round.
Five Seven Five, Dude
Three lines to show your brilliance
It's really quite fun.
One: Five syllables.
Two: Now seven syllables.
Three: Now five again.
# posted by : 6:24 AM
: 6:24 AM
Arch, thanks for nice word
I enjoy your verse as well
Perhaps we'll make book
Haikus are quite hard
Limericks slightly less so
Both tax my small mind
Hope boss doesn't catch
me being creative here
Or fired, I will be
Flaming 'bags is fun
especially when
I'm sort of like them
I was wondering
The form for "epic poem"
If there is a form?
I enjoy your verse as well
Perhaps we'll make book
Haikus are quite hard
Limericks slightly less so
Both tax my small mind
Hope boss doesn't catch
me being creative here
Or fired, I will be
Flaming 'bags is fun
especially when
I'm sort of like them
I was wondering
The form for "epic poem"
If there is a form?
Shakespeare wrote using
Iambic pentameter.
Should we try it too?
Swigmund, you are cool.
Just playin' possum, weren't you?
Next Friday you'll rule.
Iambic pentameter.
Should we try it too?
Swigmund, you are cool.
Just playin' possum, weren't you?
Next Friday you'll rule.
# posted by : 2:24 PM
: 2:24 PM
to Anon poster
above: we have Limerick
Wednesdays. wait til then.
that said, i haven't
seen Danny B for a while
either. something wrong?
hope he wasn't scared
away by tatto lameboy
and baboon woman.
above: we have Limerick
Wednesdays. wait til then.
that said, i haven't
seen Danny B for a while
either. something wrong?
hope he wasn't scared
away by tatto lameboy
and baboon woman.
i know im late, but i couldn't hold it in:
oh how very wrong
saggy, stretched out man nipples
wear a shirt, douche
oh how very wrong
saggy, stretched out man nipples
wear a shirt, douche
# posted by : 9:55 AM
: 9:55 AM
he's rehab's resident DJ....and a nice guy. The dog tags are our season passes. I love all you fat guys sitting at home passing judgement on guys who are pulling in better looking girls than you could ever hope to.
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