Ba ZANG! Dark featured lovelies? Check! Electric perfect smiles? Oh yeah! Hotties getting in all close to each other for the picture? Yup! Eyefuck by hottie on left? Double check!

Yum. And by yum I mean delicious. I want to say witty stupid things to get left hottie to keep smiling like that. What douchebag?
 

Just a humble reminder ;-)

http://lostpicsofhcwdb.blogspot.com/
 

Man o man...Demi Moore just gets better looking all the time. Love that smile.

Douchebag is a 'tard!
 

The DB looks like Blake Lewis, from American Idol.

The HC on the left wants to gargle my nuts. She's got that garglin' glimmer in her eye.
 

WE DON'T NEED CHOAD SCROTUM, LET THE MUTHAFUCKA BURN!
 

The only thing on fire in this pic is the hottie on the left. She is mine. I will challenge all comers to a duel to the death for a weekend in a crappy motel with her.

Hoooollllleeeeeee smokes!
 

idouche...
she's very, VERY pretty, but i feel i should tell you that she's a terrible kisser.
 

Bolywood-bag looks like Aaron Carter on crack, but my attention is on Harem Hunnies. Aishwarya on the left is giving me goosebumps, and by goosebumps, I mean a huge boner.
 

Left chick looks somewhat like raven riley, and I would call dibs but I'm too late. The douche is trying to sneak some boos into her purse! I get sloppy seconds after idouche. I would wash her dog with my tongue just to taste some of her skin flakes.
 

I'm mister douche-miser, I'm mister sun.
 

I'm going to have to rank this as stage one douche in training. First, he is too much of a doofus to really be taken seriously. Gigantic watch, nerd t-shirt, and inch-long roots detract from 'bag gesture and ear bling. In addition, scroad-wack chose to coddle the lesser of two hotties. This, however, could signal the beginning of wanna-be rocker/wanksters/emos toward Grieco douchedom. Be afraid of this morphing.
 

pfah, I will determine that myself after extensive testing. And by extensive, I mean a lot.
 

Hello my name is Douchey Pop and I'm a dumb white guy.
 

ok pal. suit yourself. she's a biter.
 

Truly, he inhabits a disco inferno.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

Is the video in the background showing some dude doing 69 with someone else wearing a strap-on??

Am I seeing this right?
 

pfah, thats OK. I can go that way too. To quote Malcom X "by any means nessesary"
 

I wish his hair were on fire. Damn, his whole head would light up in a heartbeat...
 

Did someone say Douche-miser? I love that, just in case you haven't seen the glaring resembalance between the two here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_Miser

Toosh
 

This douche looks like Syndrome from the Incredibles, except Syndrome didn't have that cool watch


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:The-Incredibles-5.jpg
 

I bet you they have incredibly hairy vaginas.
 

Hate Crime, I will take that bet. Now please provide the hairy vaginas.
 

@Hate Crime I'll let you know. When I recover ;)
 

no way hate crime.

from left to right:
1. clean-shaven
2. landing strip
 

I'm anxiously awaiting to hear the lesbian thoughts that some of our regular posters have about these two hotties!
 

It's like he' saying "See this ridiculously hot chicks? Yeah, I know - I can't believe they'd hang with a fugly choad like me either!"

- Ryan Seadouche
 

Chick on the left is really hot. Holy crap! See why brunettes are so much hotter than blondes??

I'm taking her photo and going straight to Extreme Makeover.
 

MJ, if you come out looking like that, I'll buy you the beverage of your choice, maybe more. If you order Grey Goose, I'll....I'll....still try to jump you *hangs head in shame*
 

Once again, more proof that brunettes are way hot. Or should I say hott? Whatever, the point is, I would light this douchebag on fire then promptly lay both hotties down by it. Then maybe left brunette and I would buy a puppy together. His name would be Charlie.
 

I think the two hotties were just having a good old time with each other and this doofus jumped into the picture at the last second.
 

Tyler kicks ass.......... the lost bags i love it.

Stop being hottt Kelly or JG will show us the boobs to be back on top. You two and MJ should all fight it out with marshmallows whipped cream snd strawberries. Add a little LT too. the douche could still be on fire although the shit in his hair would make him burn a lotfaster. a baghunter can only dream right?

I am really pissed at the douche in this pic because the two brunettes wanted to lean in and passionately kiss eachother and he fucked up the mood. that moment will never be recreated. look how close shes holding her. so they had to play it off like theyre not into eachother but we all know he will NEVER be into either one of them.
 

We don't need no cleavite, let the mother doucher burn!
 

He has a turntable on his wrist...
 

KB, you gotta get past me first. I double dog dare you to try. Ive already peed on left-hotties leg, marking her as mine.
 

Pfah, you're absolutely right but you left one out.

Continuing from left to right:
3. Frosted inverted triangle with smooth balls.

Sorry if anyone was eating.

-Hardest douching man in scrotebusiness
 

brunettes rule and they always have.
 

Do I see a rosary around this shithead's neck? And by shithead I mean way-too-long hair spikes AND frosted tips. B4-4 much? Wow.

Get your pale nerdy hand away from those two. At least the goddess on the left stuck her less hot friend in between.
 

I think 'bag-hater brought up an excellent point about doofi. For all their fumbling, clownish inefficiency, they should probably be classified as nonthreatening like the gaybags. They are the comic relief, the wingmen, the hotties' perpetually blueballed just-friend, the Tom Arnold to the true douchebag's Arnold Arnold. They may have the bling but they ain't got that thing - that "thing" being a disproportionate sense of self-worth and/or a view of women as bling you can fuck.

I think "doofbag" is an appropriate term. Anyone want to second that?

And yes, brunettes are the true keepers of the chubby.
 

Raven Hottie on the left is sacrificing herself by throwing her lickable body in the path of the oncoming douche train in order to save porn-worthy Raven Princess. I salute her. In my pants.
 

BVG, doofbag works, but I'm not convinced this guy falls into the category. Frankly, I find it difficult to get much more than annoyed at a doofbag, but this guy manages to get my rage factor slightly past that, perhaps to angry. It is probably the proximity to the hotties.
By the way, you all do realize that we are dealing with two girls with BLACK hair here, right? Of course veteran hunters like yourselves do! I trust you all intended that talk of brunette superiority to be a non-sequitorial truism. That being the case, I couldn't agree more.
 

Baron brings up a valid point, although i'm not sure I agree with doofbag. I think he's a combination doofus/wankster. I would tend to lean toward wankbag. As I mentioned in my previous post, there is intention to enter douchedom, he is just a late bloomer.
 

We shall see iDouche. Pee or no pee, she's giving ME the "come hither" stare. I can just feel it and it gives me the tingles.
 

KB, I suppose we can -share- her.
 

Hey now....no need to hate on blondes in order to solidify your preference for the darker haired lovelies. We can't help it if we were born with blonde hair! (Yeah, my hair looks red, b/c I went nuts and colored it red last year, and it still has some of the hue left...so bite me.)
Personally, I don't care WHAT color the girl's hair color is...pretty face and naturally lovely rack does it for me. Having gotten that off my ample chest, here I go:

These are certainly a pair of raven haired beauties...the left one looks like a prettier version of Rosario Dawson, and the middle one kinda harkens to a Salma Hayek-type, in her younger days ....very nice. Definitely HOTT.

Where's Hate Crime with his pair of scissors, lurking in the background, ready to snip this doofus munch's frosty tips off?? Better yet, perhaps plunging them into the back of his neck would be better. Ok, that's a tad harsh....I'm a little testy. I haven't gotten any in a while...and by any, I mean sex.

PS. I shall not resort to posting pictures of my bosoms. You'll have to wait until I am in one of my cyclical self-esteem crashes. Wait for it..........wait for it....
 

JG, don't you _dare_ tease me like that. I'd gladly bite you - either during foreplay or The Act. If that's what you wanted. I'm always happy to please.

And everyone's ga-ga over the HC on the left, but the center HC is no slouch, either. Definitely worth a prolonged rub-out, though it would be nicer if she were more exposed.

Good catch on the Selma Hayek, JG. I'd take her in either Dogma, or Frida. Yeah, her _and_ Ashley Judd. Ok, that's too much. I'll need a few minutes, here.
 

Okay, I know I'm a bit late for this one, but FINALLY!! Some hott hot chicks to stare at for awhile. I think lefty might be hotter, but middle chick looks like one I'd rather hang out and shoot the shit with; and by "the shit" I mean the one scroting up her left shoulder. That's the kind of girlfriend we all need-- hot, fun, and yet always willing to run interference when retarded doofbags attack.

PS- Seconds after this pic was taken she tossed her drink back in his face and then made out with lefty. (Sorry, iDouche and KB- she's *already* already taken.)
 

let's all keep in mind that, no matter how pretty the girl is, someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shit.

sorry, that was very cynical of me. perhaps she's flawless in every way. yes. yes, that's how it is. oh, and she wants iDouche's number.
 

She doesnt want my number, phaf. She wants to use my body for her pleasure. Repeatedly and often and well. Coversation in these situations is overrated.
 

That does look like Blake from Idol. I'm glad to see his doucheness is as big as his hair and his watch. Enjoy your "fame" while it lasts buddy.
 

personally i like the hottie on the (reader's) left better.

and personally i'd like like to set the douche on fire. i mean, more fire than he's already on, that is.
 

ok, i'm very late on this one--i've been outta town, but as always, Pfah's vagina-grooming-habit analysis is f'ing hilarious, and by f'ing hilarious i mean highly accurate. Well, atleast it would seem so.