Friday, July 27, 2007
DB1 off to Comic-Con

The DB1 is driving off to attend Comic-Con in San Diego shortly, so updates will be sporadic for the next few hours. I plan to snap pics and will report on any HCwDB couplings from the convention.
What does that have to do with a skeezy aviator douche pawing an auburn corndog? Not much. Except his douchitude approaches a cartoon realism almost graphic novel in its intensity.
She has small, but deliciously perky, boobages. I would thwack! her blam!, and then consider if I was tired of getting sand kicked in my face.
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Good luck on the hcwdb search. Can't imagine many -- the hot chicks will be there, but as paid nerd magnets. Nerd douches will be there a-plenty.
DB1, you should make sure to hit up the booth with Marlo Meekins and Kali Fontecchio, friends of Ren & Stimpy's John K. Hot cartoonist chicks rule. There's certain to be a gaggle of 'bags hanging about.
Plus you can get an awesome caricature...
Plus you can get an awesome caricature...
How do you get the bill of a hat to roll that much?
Nice cleavage!
I didn't know Nike was selling beer now.
Nice cleavage!
I didn't know Nike was selling beer now.
It it just me, or does the skeezy aviator doucheBAg have a nike swoosh on the douch bag bottle he is holding. Coincedence or cosmic intervention...I think not. It figures that nike would be leading the pack with a pre-packaged douche...and this loser wants all to know the douche he prefers.
That idiot pucker on his douche bags lips is evidence he has unloaded the liquid into his gaping anus and is holding it in during this photo op.
That idiot pucker on his douche bags lips is evidence he has unloaded the liquid into his gaping anus and is holding it in during this photo op.
Sometimes you just want to go Saint of Killers on a bettatted, malternative drinking, scraggly chin-pubed, hottie-pawing weasel.
Other times you want to see how many friends he has like this ladleful of spicy estrogen and invite him to the club that you're trying to turn into a client.
It's hard out there for a CPH.
Other times you want to see how many friends he has like this ladleful of spicy estrogen and invite him to the club that you're trying to turn into a client.
It's hard out there for a CPH.
He's drinking a limited edition Nike beer: "Just Douche It".
Note HC's instinctual crossing and protection of her manhole cover...good move Chica; keep the gene pool free of this pee clould...
Maybe there's a secret Guido brand of scatalogical chapstick that the 'bags are using that forces the ubiquitous poochy lips...
Note HC's instinctual crossing and protection of her manhole cover...good move Chica; keep the gene pool free of this pee clould...
Maybe there's a secret Guido brand of scatalogical chapstick that the 'bags are using that forces the ubiquitous poochy lips...
Spider douche spider douche
does what ever a spider douche does
can he swing from a bag
take a look over head
hey there, there goes a spider douche
In the heat of the night
at the exclusive night club
with Jesus bling, and Grey Goose
he arrives just in time.
Spider douche spider douche
does what ever a spider douche does
can he swing from a bag
take a look over head
hey there, there goes a spider douche
does what ever a spider douche does
can he swing from a bag
take a look over head
hey there, there goes a spider douche
In the heat of the night
at the exclusive night club
with Jesus bling, and Grey Goose
he arrives just in time.
Spider douche spider douche
does what ever a spider douche does
can he swing from a bag
take a look over head
hey there, there goes a spider douche
Pictures from Comic-Con will only be good for your new webiste: NWPHC (nerds with paid hot chicks). Similar pictures can be found at E3.
now Comic-Con is one place that is less vulnerable to douchebags than your average club type of place. but still pretty vulnerable to douchebags. the douche is strong in the world these days, like it's always been since the dawn of mankind.
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