Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Color Him 'Baggless

Ah well, so it goes when confronting the 'baggery of Myspace:
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Someone put up my pics without my Approval. I need them taken down asap "color me bagg" & "color me bag part2"" If the pic arent down i will take Further Action Thank You.
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So while we lost the 'bagg, we'll always have JoeyPorsche and Acapulo.
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These chicks look absolutely frightened. The guy on the right looks like Caliban from Clash of the Titans.
Look! A Bagwood Sandwich! (ehh, well...)
DB1: Why not just plug in this placeholder pic of Tony Curtis:
http://www.biography.com/biography/images/episode_images/Tony_Curtis_320x240.jpg
with the bedazzled "ROCK" hat Photoslopped on. Hell, same difference.....
DB1: Why not just plug in this placeholder pic of Tony Curtis:
http://www.biography.com/biography/images/episode_images/Tony_Curtis_320x240.jpg
with the bedazzled "ROCK" hat Photoslopped on. Hell, same difference.....
Dibs on the scared leopard! That guy isn't even wearing a shirt, so he can slip it off when it's time to fuuuu..one of these 17 year olds. That guy between pink girl and white douche is making an A-hole sign with his hand!.. telling us that they are ass holes, but we already know...we already know.
Caliban! Incredible! Clash Of The Titans - nice reference. Hopefully Bobo took "Color Me Bagg" and fed him to the Kraken.
- boatbutter
- boatbutter
Watch as the douches round up the pre teen cattle, covered by all sides they put up no opposition. I bet it took about 20 minutes for these douches to get all those girls together in that position, like wolves chase a deer into the rest of the pack for slaughter, the camera man in this case is the reaper.
I have mixed feelings about the loss of Mr. C.M. Bagg. Whereas he was truly a shining specimen of scrote worthy of exhibition, and a likely contender for this week's champ, now that his pics are gone I can stop vomiting in my own mouth.
ROCK on, Mr. Bagg.
ROCK on, Mr. Bagg.
Yep, another douche that isn't a human relations major. Your mama must have taught you 'Further Action' instead of please and thank you. So far Lockjaw is the only douche that can write.
Anyways, no loss on Color Me Bag. We all get to delight more on JP. Btw, I specifically created a MySpace account just so that he can add me and give me the whole JP experience back.
Anyways, no loss on Color Me Bag. We all get to delight more on JP. Btw, I specifically created a MySpace account just so that he can add me and give me the whole JP experience back.
whereas Joey Porsche is king of all that is douche, his puckered friend in the turquoise hoodie is next in line for the throne. and by 'throne', i mean toilet.
obviously i'm not a stickler for such things, but i like the bagg's most random capitalization scheme evar.
This recent crop of pic removal demands has nothing on the "I"M A DOUCHE AWESOME" email. I think I'm jaded by douche.
You can bitch, but you cannot hide.
http://lostpicsofhcwdb.blogspot.com/
I'll try to keep up as much as possible....no promises though ;-)
http://lostpicsofhcwdb.blogspot.com/
I'll try to keep up as much as possible....no promises though ;-)
Mr. Choaden - that's awesome! One time a pic got removed, and a few days later, I went to use the internet on my cell phone and it happened to be on HCwDB.com (yes, I sometimes check it from my phone - I'm a douche). And since it had been sitting there on that page for a few days, the 'deleted' pic was still visible. I was happy.
Tyler, you got serious balls. Further Action taken against you can involve all the douches in Cinci going after you.
Anyways, check out this site. In particular a classic deleted post of "Kevin McScrote and the Woos".
Anyways, check out this site. In particular a classic deleted post of "Kevin McScrote and the Woos".
Are the two hotties and the puckered douchebag at the end of the hot-train, siblings?
I swear DB1, douche-bags with puckered pie-holes haunt my nightmares...stop it already!
Oh, and faux-blonde hottie has a nice rack!
I swear DB1, douche-bags with puckered pie-holes haunt my nightmares...stop it already!
Oh, and faux-blonde hottie has a nice rack!
What a shock to their douche-ego it will be when they send me their nasty emails demanding their pictures be removed and I say "NO".
Have you ever seen a happier group? This is what happen when emo kids grow up, don't get into college and end up working retail.
by the way the cutie in this pic third from the left looks terrified to be here. Someone must rescue her
by the way the cutie in this pic third from the left looks terrified to be here. Someone must rescue her
At least we know he's intelligent. "If the pic arent down i will take Further Action Thank You."
If people don't want to be posted on this website...why would they dress like this????
If people don't want to be posted on this website...why would they dress like this????
Tyler, Since Blogging is considered a form of Journalism, it may be difficult for Color Bagg to take any action. While there has been no case law yet, there are a handful of attorneies out there that are waiting for the opportunity to defend a blogger and be part of such a decision.
-Bagwan Singh
-Bagwan Singh
Tyler:
I forgot, you must get a copy of Club Douche & Pursian Hottie; a HCwDB Classic Clown
-Bagwan Singh
I forgot, you must get a copy of Club Douche & Pursian Hottie; a HCwDB Classic Clown
-Bagwan Singh
I don't know anon 10:44, she doesn't look turned on to me. I think the hotties are being held hostage from the looks on their faces. Oh and can we pass the hat around to take a collection for brown hottie next to Mr. Blue-Taylor-Negron's-Fag-Pose? Her shirt is all ripped and I hate to think of poor little rich kids running around like that.
More like "Color me Cockless." What a whiny pussy. Man, I believed in him and everything. Thanks a lot you rhinestoned asshat.
Is there an "Approval" process for posting this douche's mug online? I'll go ahead and get the paperwork started so as to avoid "Further Action Thank You", even though "the pic are down".
All Your Base Are Belong To Us,
DarkSock
All Your Base Are Belong To Us,
DarkSock
You put his pics up without his Approval? And all this time I thought you sent out letters saying "Sign here to be internationally classified as a Taintstain." My world, she is crumbling.
I love how the unnecessary capitalization of "Approval" and "Further Action" says this email is: Authoritative! Official! Legalistic!
ok, asshammer, now go fuck Yourself.
--anon lawyer
ok, asshammer, now go fuck Yourself.
--anon lawyer
Oh, yeah, comment on the douchebags. Ok, lessee, here. I'd, uh, drive a steam roller over blue boy's body, starting at the feet, progressing really slowly, and then, once I reached his neck, I'd measure how long it takes for his ugly head to pop like a grape. Yeah, just like that scene in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" Oh, my, Jessica would certainly be considered a HC, now, wouldn't she?
I kinda of think in the Douchebag world a la the Warriors Joey Porsche is Cyrus and all his friends are the Riffs
and you can tell thats Caliban because hes missing a hand
and you can tell thats Caliban because hes missing a hand
bag, douche bag:
Jessica Rabbit is indeed hot, but Betty Rubble is a sex goddess. I would blow Barney Rubble on national TV just so I could rub mayonnaise on her right butt cheek for 5 minutes. And don't even get me started on the Jetson girls...and Velma is N.A.S.T.Y. in ways you don't even want to know about. Daphne....meh.
Jessica Rabbit is indeed hot, but Betty Rubble is a sex goddess. I would blow Barney Rubble on national TV just so I could rub mayonnaise on her right butt cheek for 5 minutes. And don't even get me started on the Jetson girls...and Velma is N.A.S.T.Y. in ways you don't even want to know about. Daphne....meh.
No argument, here, BBTLDULAD - that's a bitch to type; can we just call you Manfred?
But, after you're finished with Velma, Daphne's the one you can actually have a conversation with - if you haven't fallen asleep...
But, after you're finished with Velma, Daphne's the one you can actually have a conversation with - if you haven't fallen asleep...
It's a 'bag quintuple sandwich with a dash of sidekick douche in the middle. I really get a kick out of how uncomfortable the woman second from the left looks in this photo, and how painfully bored all the others look. Now that's the look of women who are drowning in a sea of Guido.
In New Jersey, no one can hear you scream.
In New Jersey, no one can hear you scream.
Too bad the uber-douche complained. I often wonder what these total losers think when they see their pictures on this site with the appropriate amount of shock and/or awe displayed at the awesome level of douchebaggery they've attained.
Personally, some of these assholes are so douchey and offensive, if it were me I'd be too embarrassed to complain.
Personally, some of these assholes are so douchey and offensive, if it were me I'd be too embarrassed to complain.
I want to remove scared chick from this den of douchebaggery, before she's terror bleeth'd - then debauche her myself....
Ram a sharpened pool cue thru this conga line, fire up the grill, and Viola! Douche-ka-bobs! With a fruit garnish on each end.
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