The Stealth Douche (c)(r)(tm) has hidden the vinegar in a tequila bottle.

Wow, Baby Spice sure hasn't help up well, has she?
 

If this were MediocreAwkward-looking Drunk Chicks with Douchebags, then this photo might be appropriate. However, this young lass looks like CapBagg just pulled the bottle out of her ass.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

i know it's a terrible thing to make fun of someone because of their genetics, but i really don't care right now.

i'd be willing to bet that these two farmyard offspring are brother and sister and their father's name is Wilbur.

start the tractor, i seriously can't look at this picture anymore.
 

I think cutie smells something foul, 'cause she's making the same face I made this weekend when I first smelled the cat vomit and realized I had to clean it up.

Look at her....I think Bagg farted.
 

Does this bag have any other clothes to wear? I bet his closet looks like a superhero, with all the same outfit. And by superhero, I mean SUPERZERO. Chevy Chase Chinbag needs to go shoppin, and somewhere OTHER than Goodwill this time.

Deuche Baggilo
 

A butter face and a butter head. Awwwwww how..yech.

-Lotd
 

Color Her Anything....just get her off the screen!!!
 

Aghh! Has his nose gotten bigger? Now he looks like the love child of Tony Curtis and Karl Malden.

My suspicions are well-founded; only douches drink Trump vodka; a drop of the Donald's urine in every bottle.

By the look on her face it just occurred to her: "OMG there's now photographic evidence of me with this potato-nosed taint-stain that could easily wind up on a web site where people mock me relentlessly".

That, or she just had an olestra frito spurt.
 

Question.

Is this guy wearing a flannel poncho?

-X
 

I think I can just barely make out a glimpse of another person behind the unfortunate Guantanamo survivor that Color-Him-Bagg is trying to console. Is that the hot chick in this picture?
 

I may have to go back and change my vote.
 

For some reason they both look like they threw up in their mouths a little. Poor bastards...and by bastards I mean...oh yeah, just bastards.
 

Feels so right it can't be wrong.
 

She looks like she's smelling Choad Pie...oh look! It's the main ingredient.
 

Well, at least her shoulder isn't ugly.
 

Nothing but two bloated drunks from where I'm sitting.

- Bagwan Singh
 

This guy is all show. He's posing with his semi hot sister to make himself look further gangsta, in his own mind.
 

You know who Color Him Bagg looks like?
Tony Curtis.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1189/Mptv/1189/0845_0583.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Curtis,%20Tony%20(I)
 

they look like brother and sister
 

Who let the dogs out?
 

She looks like I feel when viewing his photos. What a dumbass.
 

Not again that Tony Curtis gangsta version..
 

lots of DB, not a lot of HC. but still a HoS potential imo because of the bedazzled fucking hat.
 

i think we just retire the hat to the hos.

-X
 

I agree with Anon 4:01...same kind of "piggy" nose feature makes me think of bro and sis too.
 

They are BOTH douchebags, regardless of any possible family "pig nose" resemblence, as was previously stated. And they are BOTH suffering from a loss of attractiveness.....not sure you can lose something you never had, but what matters is the here and now. Two thumbs down to both.

PS. Where the Hell is KellyBelly? I'm getting worried....
 

Darksock... SNL just called. They're looking for a new writer. (And, between us, I think they're overdue. Go for it...)

"Hey-sus marimba, Tinkerbell!! What did you do: eat every last Twinkie off the damned conveyor belt? I told you those things would make you bloat. Now look at you. You're stuck with urine-drinking choads like this, and he's not even as good as a shmoo. God!"
 

yeah i'm seriously missing KellyBelly too. hmm...

oh and... anybody knows how exactly wine turns into vinegar? or, rather, piss and vinegar?

or... just piss?

yeah.
 

This greaseball is nothing if not consistent. In both photos posted he has the identical look of 'Gino Vasilino wants to be ghetto.'--and I mean 'Peaches' identical. This is practiced douchebaggery of a very high order.
 

KB is on a vacation in the Virgin Islands with that mouth breather she took the picture with....yeah i'm still jealous that her boob got physical with that douchebag's shirt
 

Hmmmm. Did anyone else notice that she appears to be pouring the tequila down his pants? the tequila bottle in the foreground is upside down and theres a wine bottle behind it. What strange nativistic ritual is this?