Saturday, July 28, 2007
The Choadmonster

Day 2 for the DB1's trip to Comic-Con, or as I like to call it "Hot San Diego State Chicks Dressed as Wonder Woman Paid to Pose with Nerdbags." But the panels are great, "The Mist" looks fantastic, and the 5 dollar pretzel hot dogs are tasty. I even considered asking Lou Ferrigno if he considers himself the prototype for the modern day Muscle Douche, but thought better of it. He's bulgy.
Speaking of comic supervillians, I was wondering what The Choadmonster had been up to since his series on the Sci-Fi channel was canceled. Good to see him in this pic gettin' his 'bag hand gestures on. His mastery of the douche-face remains potent, even if he will end up selling his signature for 20 bucks a pop at Comic-Con 2011. Regardless, his triumvirate of lamp chop goodness definitely rivals the pieces of cheesecake handing out promo flyers down in the dealer hall. Hang in there Choadmonster. There's always The Surreal Life.
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Raven hottie is...is...is...HOTT!!! The other two...not so much.
What is that on 'bag's lip? Bling? Fly? Ulcer? The guy with the extremely small head in the back sure wants to know.
What is that on 'bag's lip? Bling? Fly? Ulcer? The guy with the extremely small head in the back sure wants to know.
As much as I enjoy the picture, I must question its authenticity. The monster clearly is photoshopped in. Thus the quandary: can we truly mock this guy if he wasn't part of the original pic? Do we mock him for his solo douchebagosity, or can we only mock douchebags that are trying to pick up hot chicks? The site is HCwDB, and if this guy was nowhere near HC to begin with, I will not mock him.
See, I don't think this is fair. That scowl on his face, I don't think he conjured it up. I think he actually looks like that. He's like the deformed, mangled love child that results after a one-night stand at a truck stop.
I like putty lips in the middle.
Mmmm,putty lips.
Also the douche can't be photo
shopped hence the shadow on ravens back, or I know nothing about layering, could be.
Mmmm,putty lips.
Also the douche can't be photo
shopped hence the shadow on ravens back, or I know nothing about layering, could be.
I'm not sure what that crap is on his lips. I'm hoping it's a piercing, and the guy at the shop thought he was such a douchebag that he pierced his lips together.
Nope...this photo is authentic. I know these people. The thing on his lip is herpes and he got it from the girl in the black dress....I agree with the douche bag part, but one trannie and 2 plain janes don't quite equal hotchicks.
the girl on the left has the herp... the dude on the right IS a douchebag. the two girls in the middle are actually very sweet.
OT - the painful rager that I have for THE MIST is thunderous and epic. If it doesn't come out soon I am pretty sure I'm gonna erupt two tiny Hong Kong action flick geysers of blood out of my tear ducts. DB1, I am with you in spirit, mah brutha in dorkness.
I think he made a mistake with his hand gesture. he was really trying to bust the shocker like he busted a tag team with the tranny on the left
hahaha, that's Frank the fucking tank, the King of all D-Bags, this shit is authentic... I know him and the girl on the left.
make it stop Mummy,
that "chick" in the black dress looks like she bites dicks off in the night...scary, the one where the Choad monster is pointing is very cute and these Ladies's get the thumbs up for turning their backs on that pathetic fake orange tan shit
that "chick" in the black dress looks like she bites dicks off in the night...scary, the one where the Choad monster is pointing is very cute and these Ladies's get the thumbs up for turning their backs on that pathetic fake orange tan shit
choads expression is like he's smelling something nasty....a dirty snatch perhaps???? that dress IS a bit short
Frank the fucking tank? that calls for the METAL STORM.
1 million rounds per minute, douchebag. get shredded.
1 million rounds per minute, douchebag. get shredded.
I am somewhat afraid that Katie Holmes hottie in the front may have Captian Choadmunch's dirty stick of smeg touching her butt. I hope she hasn't been soiled, because she is saying "BUB Come to me."
BUB
P.S. With all the comments about the choad and the hottie on the left (apparently a trannie with the H) my guess is within 24 hours this bad boy is gone... so I must download to make a shrine to Katie Holmes hottie. Then I can sit naked and rub myself with mentholatum and cry while watching Tom Cruise movies and scream "WHY?"
BUB
P.S. With all the comments about the choad and the hottie on the left (apparently a trannie with the H) my guess is within 24 hours this bad boy is gone... so I must download to make a shrine to Katie Holmes hottie. Then I can sit naked and rub myself with mentholatum and cry while watching Tom Cruise movies and scream "WHY?"
Hey Choadmonster, leave your wife and kids at home next time. It takes a real man to spike his hair and then pose like a complete A-hole with your skank wife and underage jailbait soon to be tramp kids. I'll bet this D-bag even gives the daughters a ride to the tattoo parlor
Guess I am way too much of a softy because I think the lady on the left is attractive, the middle one has quite a bit of the psycho look in her eyes and the one on the right by the douche is cute. Even the douche doesn't strike me as that bad in comparison to Joey Porsche and friends.
dude looks like he's passing a large loud fart he's been holding for bout 45 minutes, trying to get one of the girls to pull his finger
That mark on his lip was a tragic accident where his lip ring became his boyfriend's cockring in one violent shredding bobbing action.
Public Service Announcement: Be carefull out there, gaybags; take out your lip rings before sucking uncircumcised pole...
Public Service Announcement: Be carefull out there, gaybags; take out your lip rings before sucking uncircumcised pole...
Dang. Missed you at the Comic-Con. I was in proximity to 1 douchebag per day there. By that, I mean they caught my attention for their douchbaggeriness and I wanted to kick their arses.
I'll explain if you want to know. There was childish douche, ronpaul douche, angry pipsqueak douche, and insecure douche.
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I'll explain if you want to know. There was childish douche, ronpaul douche, angry pipsqueak douche, and insecure douche.
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