Saturday, July 21, 2007
Bombay Nights
Proving once again that douchebaggery cuts across not only racial and ethnic lines, but regional and national ones, behold creepy Indian Dirk Diggler showing off his large banana.
I'd line dance to falsetto melodies with ten thousand extras being paid in grape-leaves and orange juice, just for the chance to co-star in her sixteenth movie shot over four months. Then I would sword fight while overacting for the long shots until the love triangle emerged in Act 2. There would be only one way to solve the love triangle while charming her father, and that would be with more song and dance numbers.
My masterly skill would involve numerous chase scenes and one evil Pakistani, whom I'd pay off with tobacco barrels and Chinese rice wines. After saving the princess, stopping only for one more extended song and dance number, I'd lean in for the kiss as the screen faded out.
Mmm... then back in our trailers I would curry her vindaloo and ask Vishnu for forgiveness.
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It's like he's saying "In addition to the 12 goats I will trade for you, my dong is shaped like this. You like?"
- Ryan Seadouche
- Ryan Seadouche
# posted by 
: 10:29 AM
: 10:29 AM
Her upper arm is fat and dimpled. Gross. Caution DB1: If you happen to perform the aforementioned acts on this Hindu pricess, you will be sentenced to death by a provincial judge. Ask Richard Gere how it is to have a couple billion people looking at a "WANTED" poster with your mug on it.
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
Hopefully there are no spots all over his real banana.
And her arm fat is only amplified by the tight gold cuff squeezing her skin into doughy globs.
Those better be mocktails or the deities would not be impressed.
And her arm fat is only amplified by the tight gold cuff squeezing her skin into doughy globs.
Those better be mocktails or the deities would not be impressed.
# posted by : 11:07 AM
: 11:07 AM
Just goes to show you there are women who can be gorgeous from the neck up, but then look slightly south of the collarbones and HOLY HELL, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS??!!? Chicka needs to ease back on the samosa-eating contests.
These cannibals are trying to force feed her to plump her up. Notice the large tray of frosted KrispyKreme in front of her. This guy up front is her father though, and he's trying to get her to eat healthy, so she will lose weight and save herself. She's been trapped there so long eating junk food she's apprehensive about the banana, with low grease content.
I'd keep this girl strictly for head services.
I'd keep this girl strictly for head services.
"Heheheh hey, you want banana? You want banana, huh? Yesssss, I have banana..."
He is pretty creepy looking. That look on his face is priceless. I usually don't get that look on my face until AFTER she has her clothes off.
I wholeheartedly agree with Lemon Tart here. Classic example of a beauty from the neck up. Same lesson as falling for a chick's hot voice on the telephone...
He is pretty creepy looking. That look on his face is priceless. I usually don't get that look on my face until AFTER she has her clothes off.
I wholeheartedly agree with Lemon Tart here. Classic example of a beauty from the neck up. Same lesson as falling for a chick's hot voice on the telephone...
# posted by : 12:02 PM
: 12:02 PM
Erm, then again. Now that I look at that neck... Is there some neck missing here or something? There's a whole bunch of hardened gristle that looks way too narrow to be a neck there.
I amend my prior post. A beauty from the chin up.
God help me, I've had days when I thought I was missing some neck. Luckily I sober up pretty quickly.
I amend my prior post. A beauty from the chin up.
God help me, I've had days when I thought I was missing some neck. Luckily I sober up pretty quickly.
# posted by : 12:07 PM
: 12:07 PM
He wants to dirka dirka in her bhurka bhurka.....Cellulite Siva just wants to quietly finish her dish of margarine and bear claws. Finish yer windex and get back to your 7-11, Gunga Douche. And take your spotty yellow G-spot dildo with you.
squatch, it does seem that she has a bit of an adams apple. Straight down from her earring, the neck juts out a bit.. as it something has been photoshopped, or she's a man.
This is a great example of how the Western ideals of feminine beauty resoundingly excludes what other cultures regard as beautiful. Our chicks go to the gym, get boob jobs, nose jobs, hair extensions, liposuction, teeth whitening and/or veneers, colored contact lenses, acrylic fingernails, waxing, etc. It's the American way...and I like it! As the popularity of all things organic increases empirically, our hotties are less organic than ever. And foreign chicks look more foreign than ever.
# posted by : 2:14 PM
: 2:14 PM
she has a very pretty face, but her arm looks like britney spears' ass.
bring me curry, in a hurry.
bring me curry, in a hurry.
# posted by : 2:18 PM
: 2:18 PM
I think that cuff on her ARM TOURNIQUETTE is so damned tight that it's cutting off her circulation and turning her arm into a gignatic purple sausage....but actually, there looks like there's some sort of Photoshopping going on...
Her arm is a different color from both her hand and neck/fac area. Again, it MAY be b/c of the too tight arm jewelry.......
She certainly looks like she has a beautiful face. And those Tandoori Turds are SOOOOO swarmy, I bet they're Used Camel sellers. ;)
Her arm is a different color from both her hand and neck/fac area. Again, it MAY be b/c of the too tight arm jewelry.......
She certainly looks like she has a beautiful face. And those Tandoori Turds are SOOOOO swarmy, I bet they're Used Camel sellers. ;)
(snicker)
Buyer: "Used camel, huh? Used for what?"
Rajmaneesh: "It's a good camel."
Buyer: "Yeah, but used for what?"
Rajmaneesh: "It was owned by an old lady in Poughkeepsie!"
Buyer: "Okay, but the camel was used for what?"
Camel: (drops dead)
Rajmaneesh: "Would you like a banana?"
Buyer: "It's not used, is it?..."
Buyer: "Used camel, huh? Used for what?"
Rajmaneesh: "It's a good camel."
Buyer: "Yeah, but used for what?"
Rajmaneesh: "It was owned by an old lady in Poughkeepsie!"
Buyer: "Okay, but the camel was used for what?"
Camel: (drops dead)
Rajmaneesh: "Would you like a banana?"
Buyer: "It's not used, is it?..."
# posted by : 5:27 PM
: 5:27 PM
Somebody went wild with Photoshop. Anybody know where the original is? That arm is obviously fake. The shadows on the arm don't make any sense and look how small and skinny her wrist is. Those bracelets aren't tight enough to make that enough of a difference.
# posted by : 6:15 PM
: 6:15 PM
That arm isn't obviously fake. She's got some nasty arm fat there.
Sorry, those two can have each other...
Sorry, those two can have each other...
# posted by : 7:24 PM
: 7:24 PM
yep.
this is a fake.
someone photoshopped her head in there from the jaw, up. the more i look at it, the more obvious it becomes. look at her neck at the adam's apple point. visual wierdness. i can't believe it didn't see it at first glance. actually, i was rather drunk.....so...yeah, i can believe it.
i would like to take back my britney spears' ass comment. on second thought, no. britney spears' ass is horrible and does, in fact, look like this arm.
this is a fake.
someone photoshopped her head in there from the jaw, up. the more i look at it, the more obvious it becomes. look at her neck at the adam's apple point. visual wierdness. i can't believe it didn't see it at first glance. actually, i was rather drunk.....so...yeah, i can believe it.
i would like to take back my britney spears' ass comment. on second thought, no. britney spears' ass is horrible and does, in fact, look like this arm.
# posted by : 9:47 PM
: 9:47 PM
the still is from a tamil movie, for the airheads....its from south india. and those are bangles, not arm tourniquets or torture devices.
# posted by : 11:21 PM
: 11:21 PM
Looks like the real life scene of The Simpsons episode when Apu close his Kwiky mart for 5 min.
# posted by : 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
Notice: Dick Dastardly advertising his 'nana while Muttley chuckles in the background.
Notice: Princess Jasmine's cottage cheese arms. (Is there any such thing as "placing a paper bag over each of her arms"?)
Notice: the un-native, multicolored cocktails.
This photo (and the Arabian Knights within) just SCREAM douchitude.
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Notice: Princess Jasmine's cottage cheese arms. (Is there any such thing as "placing a paper bag over each of her arms"?)
Notice: the un-native, multicolored cocktails.
This photo (and the Arabian Knights within) just SCREAM douchitude.
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