Monday, July 30, 2007
'Bag / Not a 'Bag
I go back and forth on Jerry Seinfeld HippieBag here. There's really no reason to call him douche, other than maybe the hair. He's just some lucky kid who's found a plump little ball of cute to cuddle up with.
Then again, where are they posing? Some late 1980s airbrush painted traveling carnival booth?
I'm voting Not a 'Bag, but what say you?
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that's Sigourney Weaver's kid.
he's one skinny puppy. that tie is almost as wide as he is. pull your pants up kid.
oh, and not a 'bag.
he's one skinny puppy. that tie is almost as wide as he is. pull your pants up kid.
oh, and not a 'bag.
# posted by 
: 12:43 PM
: 12:43 PM
I say no
But what is the answer to this?
He a human stick figure or her with the longest arms ever?
Whats the deal with airplane peanuts anyway?
Marcos Douchebagdatis
But what is the answer to this?
He a human stick figure or her with the longest arms ever?
Whats the deal with airplane peanuts anyway?
Marcos Douchebagdatis
# posted by : 12:45 PM
: 12:45 PM
I say not a douche.
God bless ugly trust fund kids and the shameless high school hotties that go after 'em.
God bless ugly trust fund kids and the shameless high school hotties that go after 'em.
# posted by : 12:45 PM
: 12:45 PM 
I think it was very nice of his cousin to go to prom with him, leave him alone!
-Maximus Douchus
-Maximus Douchus
# posted by : 12:49 PM
: 12:49 PM
No spiked hair, no mandanna, no 10-degree hat tilt, no hand gestures, no douchey face.
Equals, not a bag.
Now Little Miss Funbags on the other hand ...
Equals, not a bag.
Now Little Miss Funbags on the other hand ...
# posted by : 12:53 PM
: 12:53 PM
Not a bag, but the luckiest member of his chess club. The HC is already taken by some real douchebag (notice the ring).
Her veins are trying to escape their plump home. She has him in more of a hold than he has her. Not a bag.
Howard Stern Jr. should be eternally grateful for Ms. Chestwell's Jeff Goldblum fetish. If some of her sweater meat could be surgically transplanted into his pecs they'd be a cute couple.
The only bags in this photo are the ones sporting blue veins. B cups are better, but since she has about 15 B cups stashed in them bazoombas she's set for life I reckon.
The only bags in this photo are the ones sporting blue veins. B cups are better, but since she has about 15 B cups stashed in them bazoombas she's set for life I reckon.
Err, that should've been an even number on the B cup comment. My bad; there are three kinds of people in this world - those who can count and those who can't.
No douche baggery in this picture whatsoever.
LOTS of nerdiness, with a little geek thrown in for flavor. But no douche.
LOTS of nerdiness, with a little geek thrown in for flavor. But no douche.
# posted by : 1:05 PM
: 1:05 PM
Geek perhaps, but not douche. Alanis Morrissette perhaps, but not douche. Bar Mitzvah photo perhaps, but not douche.
Chesty McFeely = WOWZAH!
Chesty McFeely = WOWZAH!
Not a Bag for sure. Matter of fact he is the first non-bag to make me jealous on this site. This is one of those prom/date snatch....err snap shots. She asked him out to make the jocks realize the all the power is still held by the POON
# posted by : 1:14 PM
: 1:14 PM
Not a bag.
Looks like my high school yearbook photo. Sans the HC and swank backdrop.
-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
Looks like my high school yearbook photo. Sans the HC and swank backdrop.
-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
# posted by : 1:17 PM
: 1:17 PM
Not a bag. Not even close. He looks like a band nerd who's going to very shortly be frustratedly returning home to his Internet pr0n collection and a half-empty bottle of Jergin's.
Seriously, music nerd. I've known a million, and dollars to donuts this guy plays an instrument ... I'd go with something stringed.
Seriously, music nerd. I've known a million, and dollars to donuts this guy plays an instrument ... I'd go with something stringed.
Agree 100% with batou. This guy is the reason that nerds everywhere learn theguitar. My bet is that he has a voice of an angel and a hog like a horse.
Not a douche.
Not a douche.
# posted by : 1:25 PM
: 1:25 PM
Ellen Degeneres on the left is one lucky guy.
And my money's on the flute.
-Nana nana nana nana Douche Man!
And my money's on the flute.
-Nana nana nana nana Douche Man!
# posted by : 1:29 PM
: 1:29 PM
Definitely not a 'bag.
She's paying him back for taking her 4th period pre-algebra test for her. Sadly, she'll ditch him after the dance to attend the cool-kids after party.
But for now, luckiest dude in the world, but not a 'bag.
She's paying him back for taking her 4th period pre-algebra test for her. Sadly, she'll ditch him after the dance to attend the cool-kids after party.
But for now, luckiest dude in the world, but not a 'bag.
# posted by : 1:30 PM
: 1:30 PM
A few possible explanations as to how this picture came to be:
a) OhmyGod, BFF!
b) You can't be gay...have you ever tried it with a girl?
c) I'm gonna get into that sorority no matter what it takes!
a) OhmyGod, BFF!
b) You can't be gay...have you ever tried it with a girl?
c) I'm gonna get into that sorority no matter what it takes!
# posted by : 1:32 PM
: 1:32 PM
It must be a sign of my advanced age that the first thing I thought when I saw this was "HOLY CHRIST!! Who the hell let their daughter out of the house--at her age-- with the love child of Sean Young & Thomas Cavanagh-- dressed like THAT???" Somebody save me; the continuous viewing of douchebags (which this kid is not, by the way) is turning me into my mother.
Who the hell let their daughter out dressed like that, you ask ? The same parents who paid for those breast implants, I imagine.
# posted by : 1:55 PM
: 1:55 PM
Not a douche. Unbelievably lucky, but not a 'bag. After years of fighting off rumors of being the illegitimate son of Jerry Seinfeld and Alanis Morrisette, his lineage has been determined. Apparently, the fact that his dad used to play in a band with a guy that played in a band with the former bass player for Soundgarden's drummer's brother's band paid off. He borrowed a haircut from a rocker dude and then threw in the story about his dad practically being famous and he snagged Curvey McBuxom for his homecoming date. Note the calm exterior as he tingles with excitement while thinking of how to cop a feel of those ample mommy parts. Well done, my friend.... well done.
Revved up Like a Douche
Revved up Like a Douche
# posted by : 2:01 PM
: 2:01 PM
This is like a promo shot for revenge of the nerds VII right? It physically hurts me to look at this. Is that a wedding band or some sort of promise ring? That prom/springfling/ho-coming outfit is a bikini top with some netting to keep the mosquitos at bay. Ok seriously, DB1 take this down. I am going to bed tonight saying "he paid for that, escort service, had to be."
-Lord of the Douche
-Lord of the Douche
# posted by : 2:10 PM
: 2:10 PM
No way...How this Howard Stern Look-a-Like manages to maintain the wildness that is peeking from Princess Jasmine's veiled bandana, one will never know...but based on the fact that he can do it without displaying the smallest bit of scroteness means he is definately not a douche. She needs to go to some hall of fame....GOOD GAWD!!!!
# posted by : 2:37 PM
: 2:37 PM
Not a bag. I do feel a bit sorry for him - regardless of the nice boobs he's hanging out with.
# posted by : 2:37 PM
: 2:37 PM
Just a dude who found a lamp with a genie in it.
Wish #1 - a new kick ass computer
Wish #2 - some style'n clothes for the dance
Wish #3 - a babe with ginormous knockers
Not a douche
Wish #1 - a new kick ass computer
Wish #2 - some style'n clothes for the dance
Wish #3 - a babe with ginormous knockers
Not a douche
# posted by : 2:43 PM
: 2:43 PM
Nice try DB1....... Seaking your prom pic in among the bags. Jeez... you pulled chicks like this looking like that? this kid's nickname must be tripod, or he saved her from some unforeseen tragedy. there has to be some history between these two. i just dont see those two together. Then again maybe for the puc they removed her glasses and fold up cane. Maybe he was the only one there for her during the hundreds of hours of reconstructive surgery.
I say NOT a bag, but i am wondering more about the story of why she would pose with a skinny kid like that...
Please tell me this pic was taken like 4 years ago....... that chick is awesome with 2 D's
russian mail order bride maybe? DAMN she is hot. I'm talking KB hot..... dare i say hotter than KB???
I say NOT a bag, but i am wondering more about the story of why she would pose with a skinny kid like that...
Please tell me this pic was taken like 4 years ago....... that chick is awesome with 2 D's
russian mail order bride maybe? DAMN she is hot. I'm talking KB hot..... dare i say hotter than KB???
# posted by : 3:16 PM
: 3:16 PM
The most not-douchebag ever. I don't know how he landed Juggs McHooterstien but good for him. Good god. Somewhere there is a very proud father.
Much like Al Bundy reminescing on his on his football days in school, if I were this kid I would forever hang on to this picture and bask in the glory of it for decades. Or until he invents the next software system or whatever and marries a tremendous piece of ass like this.
-Ducci
Much like Al Bundy reminescing on his on his football days in school, if I were this kid I would forever hang on to this picture and bask in the glory of it for decades. Or until he invents the next software system or whatever and marries a tremendous piece of ass like this.
-Ducci
# posted by : 3:17 PM
: 3:17 PM
I say all men that aren't me that are with a girl that I'd want to be with are a douche. But then again that's just me.
# posted by : 3:50 PM
: 3:50 PM
Lucky SOB, I'd have a shit-eatin grin on my face too if that was my date.
And my god what a nice rack!
Don Juan de la Douche
And my god what a nice rack!
Don Juan de la Douche
# posted by : 3:55 PM
: 3:55 PM
Not a bag, not a male either. And why is Sara Silverman out on a date with a teen hottie anyway? I thought she was engaged to J. Kimmeldouche.
# posted by : 4:51 PM
: 4:51 PM
Sorry DB1 - you're not slipping this one by us. If this kid was a bag so must have been every kid i hung out with in high-school. Come to think of it, they all kinda were douches. Still, i vote no bag.
I'm sure its been said somewhere in this thread but I have my doubts that these 2 are prome dates. I picture a scenerio where they are next door neighbores who grew up together but have obviously gone their seperate ways in both looks and popularity. Still, since the families are still close they are forced to pose together for prom.
But don't worry people, this chick will be getting groped by the trainwrecks and pumpies of the world within a year or two and the world will make sense again.
- Rumple Scroteskin
I'm sure its been said somewhere in this thread but I have my doubts that these 2 are prome dates. I picture a scenerio where they are next door neighbores who grew up together but have obviously gone their seperate ways in both looks and popularity. Still, since the families are still close they are forced to pose together for prom.
But don't worry people, this chick will be getting groped by the trainwrecks and pumpies of the world within a year or two and the world will make sense again.
- Rumple Scroteskin
# posted by : 5:10 PM
: 5:10 PM
Weird scene. Creepy, even. I don't think he's a douchebag, but who dresses like that to a prom? And what the fuck is she wearing?
Maybe it's a prom in Arkansas, where the kids are sartorially challenged and poor (read: white trash). Either way, that chick's cans are yummy.
Maybe it's a prom in Arkansas, where the kids are sartorially challenged and poor (read: white trash). Either way, that chick's cans are yummy.
# posted by : 5:38 PM
: 5:38 PM
I say not a bag!
But holy titties batman! that girl is busty. That looks like a prom pic or something. Who let their high schooler leave the house like that?
But holy titties batman! that girl is busty. That looks like a prom pic or something. Who let their high schooler leave the house like that?
I vote not a bag.
This is the kind of action **I** should have been getting in high school.
This is the kind of action **I** should have been getting in high school.
# posted by : 5:58 PM
: 5:58 PM
Not a bag. Maybe she's a blind hottie. Compared to the elephant man, this kid's beautiful.
# posted by : 7:13 PM
: 7:13 PM
Based on the background this is clearly taking place in some fantasy realm. I'm guessing it's his imagination, not hers--like me, he's a dungeon master who will grow up to actually have a dungeon in his basement.
# posted by : 7:20 PM
: 7:20 PM
Bag. Bag. Bag. The fact that carrot-top here smirks while he has bonafide E's, tanned to perfection mind you, hanging next to him makes me want to eat my Homer Simpson alarm clock. Now excuse me while I go beat it to those Bags Of Joy.
# posted by : 7:39 PM
: 7:39 PM
A haircut and some weight gainer and this guy could be pulled from the darkness of the douche pit of hell. "So you're tellin' me there's a chance!"
Deuche Baggilo
Deuche Baggilo
Holy dogshit, I don't remember any of the girls at my high school having a rack like that.
And that "top" would never have passed inspection at my school. Even if the parents let their daughter go out dressed like that, the teachers would have shut her down as soon as she showed up.
Now you know this kid was a legend among his nerdy friends when he showed them the photo.
Hell, this kid is a legend to ME. I hope he had fun that night, because I sure never had anything like that when I was in high school.
And that "top" would never have passed inspection at my school. Even if the parents let their daughter go out dressed like that, the teachers would have shut her down as soon as she showed up.
Now you know this kid was a legend among his nerdy friends when he showed them the photo.
Hell, this kid is a legend to ME. I hope he had fun that night, because I sure never had anything like that when I was in high school.
# posted by : 8:32 PM
: 8:32 PM
This is Borice Gibb, the fifth Bee Gee, at his prom. HC took him out back and stole his virginity and now his falsetto is higher than his brothers'.
HC is enough to give anyone "Saturday night fever." She's "more than a woman."
Jive Talkin' McDouche
HC is enough to give anyone "Saturday night fever." She's "more than a woman."
Jive Talkin' McDouche
# posted by : 9:40 PM
: 9:40 PM
At first glance, I wanted to vote douche because I assumed he only got this girl because he's rich and therefore douche. However, I now think Rumple Scroteskin had it right. I got a lot of pity dates to proms and dances too. This kid's going home to the same shameful masturbation that I did, while his date goes over to the real douche's house to put some mileage on those tires. Seriously, those tee-tas are unbelieveable.
Not only is this lucky guy not a 'bag, he is probably the coolest person at his entire school if he managed to land a date with a woman like that.
Sweet lord almighty.....I feel so dirty inside.
Sweet lord almighty.....I feel so dirty inside.
No 'bagging going on here, though I can't say for sure whether or not they're a lesbian duo.
She's most likely one of his 17 sisters who gave in to his desperate tantrums to take him to prom, which is all fine and dandy, aside from the akward 'good night' kiss he'll request before they walk through their front door.
NOTICE: The ring on her 'special' finger. Could it be that this glorious example of Dork-Filet played a mean enough accordion to 'bag himself a hot piece of the ol' high school low down?
She may be young, but I'd like to play wipe-out on those fluff-sacks with two pieces of dirty bacon.
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She's most likely one of his 17 sisters who gave in to his desperate tantrums to take him to prom, which is all fine and dandy, aside from the akward 'good night' kiss he'll request before they walk through their front door.
NOTICE: The ring on her 'special' finger. Could it be that this glorious example of Dork-Filet played a mean enough accordion to 'bag himself a hot piece of the ol' high school low down?
She may be young, but I'd like to play wipe-out on those fluff-sacks with two pieces of dirty bacon.
myspace.com/ashlon
# posted by : 12:55 AM
: 12:55 AM
http://a277.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_adc478bd389353e98add16739f8397a4.jpg
Worse yet...
DISTURBIO GO
Worse yet...
DISTURBIO GO
# posted by : 2:42 AM
: 2:42 AM
"Bag"? I thought it was the girl that plays Ben's daughter on LOST. Purple is NOT her color.
# posted by : 3:58 AM
: 3:58 AM
He reminds me of a very young pre-mustachioed, Yanni. Get this boy a saxomaphone and he could also be Kenny G in 20 years. He's not a bag now, but given the circumstances, he's bound to grow into one.
I feel bad for looking at this 16 year old's boobs with lust in my heart. Shame on me.
I feel bad for looking at this 16 year old's boobs with lust in my heart. Shame on me.
No way Buffalo Sabres goalie, Ryan Miller is a bag. She's not legal so I'd have to move to Italy to write what I'm thinking.
# posted by : 5:54 AM
: 5:54 AM
You guys have it all wrong, this is at some sorority pig party where the girl who brings the ugliest date wins a trip to cancun or something like that.
The only other answer that makes sense is that this is the kid who won the take a porn star to the prom contest on the Howard Stern show.
The only other answer that makes sense is that this is the kid who won the take a porn star to the prom contest on the Howard Stern show.
# posted by : 6:20 AM
: 6:20 AM
I vote for an official "Hall of Hott". And I nominate these Bags O'Fun to be an inductee.
Btw... not a bag, but definitely a fag... it's the only logical reason.
Btw... not a bag, but definitely a fag... it's the only logical reason.
# posted by : 6:22 AM
: 6:22 AM
Not a bag...yet.
Big melonious boobers untouched by the ravages of age. Rock on, Longhairskinny.
Shame on all of us, Kellyboobies - er, Boobybellies - *dammit* - uh, KB.
Big melonious boobers untouched by the ravages of age. Rock on, Longhairskinny.
Shame on all of us, Kellyboobies - er, Boobybellies - *dammit* - uh, KB.
That had to be one of the proudest days of his father's life.
As for Fiona Fun Bags, Rock On, Girl-Built-Like-No-High-School-Girl-I-Ever-Went-To-High-School-With. Rock. On.
As for Fiona Fun Bags, Rock On, Girl-Built-Like-No-High-School-Girl-I-Ever-Went-To-High-School-With. Rock. On.
Bag? This is not even worthy of a vote. No, not even a little.
Let us not open him to mocking. It is right to give him thanks and praise.
Let us not open him to mocking. It is right to give him thanks and praise.
# posted by : 7:35 AM
: 7:35 AM
I third the Hall of HOTT. It's a good idea basically because I never want to lose this picture. I think the girl should need a 2/3rds majority vote to be inducted.
-Lord of the Douche
-Lord of the Douche
# posted by : 7:49 AM
: 7:49 AM
I second a space for a Hall of Hott. yeah it may be a lot of work because a thousand people may like different chicks, but those num nums need not be forgotten because August is tomorrow. crop his ass out of the pic and ... Jeez i cant get enough of those. I havent felt this way since KB responded to my constant harassment. No really i havent since thunder thighs and the 007 douche pic. Put those thighs with these OMG's and I'll so whatever it takes to baggify myself.
# posted by : 7:58 AM
: 7:58 AM
if the hall of hott gets made my 3 nominees...........
Thunder thighs from 007 douche (actually BondBag of June 27)
this chick
Bumper (from chandler and the bumper)
honorable mention chick from the blister ...........also june. i never want to forget those chicks.
i dont think that a lot of people will disagree with those
Thunder thighs from 007 douche (actually BondBag of June 27)
this chick
Bumper (from chandler and the bumper)
honorable mention chick from the blister ...........also june. i never want to forget those chicks.
i dont think that a lot of people will disagree with those
# posted by : 8:07 AM
: 8:07 AM
Frankenhott= Bumper's ass, thunder's thigh's, this girl's rack, purge hotties face and snuggles pants.
Oops, I think I may have traveled back in time to 9th grade.
-Lord of the Douche
Oops, I think I may have traveled back in time to 9th grade.
-Lord of the Douche
# posted by : 8:20 AM
: 8:20 AM
NOT A BAG!!!
Dayum I wish I knew the secret to his hottie tractor beam powers!!!
Dayum I wish I knew the secret to his hottie tractor beam powers!!!
# posted by : 8:59 AM
: 8:59 AM
Awe. Bless his heart. He SO looks like Jerry Seinfeld...LOL!!!!
But he looks nice - not quite a "bag"
But he looks nice - not quite a "bag"
# posted by : 6:01 PM
: 6:01 PM
At what age are they augmenting children's breasts these days??? 10?
He's a D-Bag.
I believe it states in the HCwDB bylaws that if one is even in the general proximity (typically visual range) of hottness that douchebaggery can be called. Much like the rules of calling "shotgun" mandate when approaching one's vehicle.
He's a D-Bag.
I believe it states in the HCwDB bylaws that if one is even in the general proximity (typically visual range) of hottness that douchebaggery can be called. Much like the rules of calling "shotgun" mandate when approaching one's vehicle.
# posted by : 7:07 PM
: 7:07 PM
wow. not a bag, just one lucky mofo. if i met her parents, i'd shake their hands and tell them to keep up the good work.
# posted by : 7:38 PM
: 7:38 PM
Not a bag. A lucky, lucky little bastard.
That rack makes me pray thanks to gods I never knew existed.
That rack makes me pray thanks to gods I never knew existed.
# posted by : 8:45 PM
: 8:45 PM
Crazy titties. They whisper conspiracy theories to each other in the night and hear voices. They stalk David Letterman and wear tin foil to keep the government satellites at bay. Crazy ass titties. C-R-A-Z-Y titties.
# posted by : 6:22 AM
: 6:22 AM
ok i looked at this one enough. I guess i gotta buy the book the get the side boobs shot. i KNOW there is a side boobs shot. Please tell me there is a sideboobs shot.
I gotta have more sideboobs
I gotta have more sideboobs
# posted by : 7:43 AM
: 7:43 AM
not a bag, but i'd knock him out and shanghai those taters to a distant dark alley...
# posted by : 12:25 PM
: 12:25 PM
KellyBelly, YOU felt lust looking at these marvellous knockers? That is SO hot.
# posted by : 12:51 PM
: 12:51 PM
I wanted to emphasize, before this picture dropped off the site: Boobies. Damn.
# posted by : 3:25 PM
: 3:25 PM
All pictures remain on the site in the archives. Just click on "July 2007" in the left column, after it drops off the mainpage.
God bless him.
Not a bag.
LUCKIEST dude/girl/dude-again ever though.
It makes me want to call that girl that was attached to two giant hooters from 10th grade.
Happy for him. sad and lonely for me, however.
Not a bag.
LUCKIEST dude/girl/dude-again ever though.
It makes me want to call that girl that was attached to two giant hooters from 10th grade.
Happy for him. sad and lonely for me, however.
# posted by : 6:47 PM
: 6:47 PM
I see what may be the luckiest person ever born. God willing, this tool banged this Hott for a big "Fuck You" to all Douchebags everywhere!
# posted by : 2:50 AM
: 2:50 AM
nay, no bag. but this pic made something pop on my head (that's right), there's been a question developing there and now i got it: it's obvious that proper dbs manage to stare anywhere but the boobs when they pose, being all busy with gestures and stuff. but how does a normal kid like this keep his head up? he doesnt even drool!
you go ahead and make fun of his hairdo or lack of shoulders, but he is THE MAN.
or, of course, he doesnt want to get busted staring at his cousin's tits.
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you go ahead and make fun of his hairdo or lack of shoulders, but he is THE MAN.
or, of course, he doesnt want to get busted staring at his cousin's tits.
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