nice work CB! living dangerously has paid off.

hey, isn't this scrote the bass player in Poison? or was it Ratt?
 

Female reader CB has been naughty. This looks like a Tampa area swingers' party.

Nice find on the 'bags...they're classics.
 

Observe the classic douchebag as it reaches into its pocket for some more Axe body spray. After random female makes "hot" comment to the douchebag, it instinctively attempts to "woo" her with additional fragrance and firm douche stare. Upon the first unsuccessful "woo" attempt, the douchebag naturally goes for move #2 - the classic 'bag hand gesture #192 accompanied by either the currently-popular kissy-face or the old skool matching tongue gesture. If that doesn't work, the douchebag will retreat to its familiar Plan C - mating with a similar specimin (see douchebag #2 in background).
 

Are these guys caught in a time warp circa 1982?
 

Another good avatar, pfah.
 

*practices putting hand into shirt*. Maybe this is law enforcement mimicry, as with showing a badge. This would go along with their need to control.
 

They must be walking out of a microwave oven.
 

These look like eurobags to me. That would explain the 1982.

Can we go maka the sexy time?

-Lord of the Douche
 

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Hey CB,
How the hell did you get into the Miami Vice Redux DVD re-re-release party?
It was sponsored by Don Johnson's Balloon lube (set to be in stores this fall).
I heard all the guests got a tester of Axe's new scent, "Douche-a-lingis" AND a purple cock ring.
 

this is backstage of some kids recital in miami. better yet backstage at the hall and oates concert. blond chick was floating my boat until i saw the fag in her hand. her mother should have been cropped out . either way the douche front and center is what mattered. i think you didnt really look into it so he was going for his bottle of cody wild musk to put you in your place. as a baghunter you are immune to Tag, so he needed to go with something a little stronger and more 80s. i love the glasses medallion on the gold chain.
 

Keith Richards-bag is waiting for C.C. Deville-bag to bust out the coke mixed with douche ashes in his jacket pocket. I hope they blow their lines off the skanks te-tas.
 

Ah, yes. Candid photos from the 25th class reunion of BFE High School. Note the former cheerleaders are reduced to skanking around with the former hair-metal-wannabe's as all their bloated former football-playing ex-husbands are taking their new girlfriends (secretaries) to their Proms and getting ugly stares from the faculty.

Revved up Like a Douche
 

Another Uber Douche. Looks like he is wearing at least three bracelets.
Hey CB, next time you go Bag hunting, bring a gun not a camera
 

The sad final days of Joe Walsh...
 

Vince Neil + Ron Silver = this guy.
 

It looks like Sean Penn is showing us what his (Fast Times at Ridemont High) Spiccoli character looks like at age 45.
 

You successfully captured the Ukrainian Crockett and Tubbs in Action.

Well done.
 

Castro unleashes the exile douche-bomb on the US!
 

Ahh yes. Crockett from Miami Douche is back and he seems to be played by the offspring of Nick Lachey and Fabio.
 

Is that Jason Giambi?
 

All we need now is a douche version of Philip Michael Thomas to complete the cast...
 

T & D: Wouldn't a douche version of Philip Michael Thomas be redundant?
 

Doh! You're right darksock. With PMT the douche comes standard!
 

hope this pic doesn't end up like KellyBelly's first contribution to HCwD.
 

haven't seen this in a while- pure i eat bunghole douche essence- this sneaky smirk is often immitated by so many douch wannabees and this is the reason why- this is total dirtbag scum - this guy should have been married a couple of years back but instead he bought some ambervision shades and touch of bling and an intirely too deep to vneck black tee with a sportcoat- come the f*k on!!! how could you not want to kick this guy's ass!?! and i gurantee this guy will probably end up with the hottest girl before the end of the night- really wish we had that pic- the nicest specimen in quite some time-i'd say spicoli douche -blondie is going for the surfer look, as for the guy in the back working the chick with the man face, is there an adam's apple?