Thursday, May 24, 2007
The Whipit
Ever shove your face into a blender, pour in some soy milk and set it on "whip"? That's the physically equivalent sensation of looking at 172 degree Hat Tilt Whipit choad leaning in on these two tasty pancakes with a maple syrup filling.
I would Chewbacca crossbow Whipit with a laser blast until his protons fused with the 70s faux wood paneling behind him to create a new element on the periodic tables -- woodchoad.
Then I would set off flares from a Kowloon rickshaw just to celebrate the four inspired and firm grabby grabs that are standing at attention. They are soft and boobie-like boobies, that make me want to sing opera while tap dancing highly inappropriate statements about my scrotae in morse code.
Whip it. Whip it Bad.
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That appears to be one of the Twins, or doth mine eyes decieve me? Anyway, corset hottie makes my socks melt. And the DB, well he makes my eyes melt.
-Beelzebag
-Beelzebag
# posted by 
: 7:12 AM
: 7:12 AM
I believe that is one of the twins....those boobies on the right are terrific. Why is the girl in the middle holding his drink?
# posted by : 7:21 AM
: 7:21 AM
Indeed Beelzebag it tis... let us bask in this scrote commando's douche ambience. The puckered lips, and the mandanna with the tilted hat combination brings out feelings of rage. This fkn choad represents the core of what it means to be a douchebag. The blonde vixen on the far right does ease the pain a little. Her profile is most pleasing and her face is beyond cute. Someone has to stop these twin 'Bagatteers from usurping our hotties.
'Choadasaurous Rex
'Choadasaurous Rex
# posted by : 7:31 AM
: 7:31 AM
The Twins are really going to be a force to reckon with in the monthly.
-Beelzebag
-Beelzebag
# posted by : 7:34 AM
: 7:34 AM
If you look closely, but not too long, that is the 1/2 of the wondertwinbags from a couple weeks ago. He is in slight disguise with the hat on, but it is the same cheese oozing. Same pursed lips, same spray on tan, and I imagine he has gel on even under his hat. Wait is that a MANDANA on under the hat even?
# posted by : 7:40 AM
: 7:40 AM
Aye, one of the fair twins from a fortnight ago and by fair I mean choadtastic.
He's got the domepiece layered all adouble, indeed. The radically tilted hat pivots on a mandana underlayment, forsooth.
The advantage of this arrangement is that if he were to move his head suddenly to one side, the hat would begin to rotate rapidly on an eccentric axis, possibly causing his neck to wrench violently.
Excellent hotties, really. Slightly smarmy yet appealing. I think this shot is frustratiingly douchebaglionic, bcause it appears as if the d'bag could be easily cropped out, but not really: he's a much encroached scrote.
--Vinny Scumbaglia
He's got the domepiece layered all adouble, indeed. The radically tilted hat pivots on a mandana underlayment, forsooth.
The advantage of this arrangement is that if he were to move his head suddenly to one side, the hat would begin to rotate rapidly on an eccentric axis, possibly causing his neck to wrench violently.
Excellent hotties, really. Slightly smarmy yet appealing. I think this shot is frustratiingly douchebaglionic, bcause it appears as if the d'bag could be easily cropped out, but not really: he's a much encroached scrote.
--Vinny Scumbaglia
# posted by : 7:52 AM
: 7:52 AM
If only the hotties would just turn around and look at the evacuation plan!
Run!! Do it!! Run to the CHOPPAAAAHH!!
Twin #1 is a predator, indeed
Run!! Do it!! Run to the CHOPPAAAAHH!!
Twin #1 is a predator, indeed
looks like one of the Wonder Twins can rock the douche all on his own. a mandana AND the 172 degree hat tilt whipit combo. he's all growns up. nice to see his facial expression doesn't change. i bet his knuckles drag.
# posted by : 8:14 AM
: 8:14 AM
It's been established that this is Twin #1 and by Twin I mean douche. However, no one has brought up the idea of where 'bag #2 is lurking. Behind the camera? I think not since all 'bags crave the flash from a camera like a crack whore after that next fix. That means that Twin..err..Douchebag #2 has been let out of our sight and that cannot be good. I'm expecting him to surface sometime over the weekend complete with tilted hat, Jesus bling, hand gesture #106 while his douchey mitts are all over some unsuspecting hottie.
If you see Douchebag #2, call the authorities ASAP. This has to be brought under control.
If you see Douchebag #2, call the authorities ASAP. This has to be brought under control.
# posted by : 8:14 AM
: 8:14 AM
I was up all night trying to solve a most difficult math problem and after seeing this, I think I finally got it:
√(TB + HC+ HC) = BOOBIES
Thanks for the bday wishes!
xo
√(TB + HC+ HC) = BOOBIES
Thanks for the bday wishes!
xo
Wow. When his twin is absent, he feels compelled to extradouche, maybe in honor of his missing brother of scrote. Why is the rediculously tilted hat even there? He's already got a mandana. Do you need both? See what I'm saying?
Boobies + Boobies = A lot of Boobies
Boobies + Boobies = A lot of Boobies
TB-1= SCROTE
(CC+$+Dr.)= HC
HC+HC+SCROTE=ME(FIST+SCROTE-FACE)=
HC+HC+ME=BOOBIES
I used to hate math. It seems much more fun now.
(CC+$+Dr.)= HC
HC+HC+SCROTE=ME(FIST+SCROTE-FACE)=
HC+HC+ME=BOOBIES
I used to hate math. It seems much more fun now.
# posted by : 10:11 AM
: 10:11 AM
It's like Tomax and Xamot fame. Forgive me for showing my age through cartoon characters. But if you punch this fuck in the face, only #1 will feel it. Therefore, you must exterminate both, heracles steez.
Happy belated birthday MJ.
" The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed."--- Sebastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort
" The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed."--- Sebastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort
# posted by : 10:49 AM
: 10:49 AM
Yes, that's one of the twins. I particularly like the mandana/hat tilt combo.
# posted by : 12:46 PM
: 12:46 PM
Obviously this is one of the twins. If everyone can start paying attention and stop mentioning that fact in their posts, please.
I guess we're all obliged to to wish MJ a happy birthday.
God, I'm in a bad mood today.
I guess we're all obliged to to wish MJ a happy birthday.
God, I'm in a bad mood today.
Pink corsetted hottie's hair looks like a ho's wig. Just toss it into the wash when you do the towels and bath mat.
# posted by : 3:13 PM
: 3:13 PM
I know you guys think those girls are hot, but trust me, they are douchebags too. Full on, vinegar meets water and a reusable bag, level douchebags. Blort.
# posted by : 3:53 PM
: 3:53 PM
How can you attempt to have a conversation with a man who is wearing a backwards tilted mesh cap atop a white bandana?
There is this douchebag at my gym who does the same thing. All he does is bench presses. I need to get a pic.
SkanderDouche
There is this douchebag at my gym who does the same thing. All he does is bench presses. I need to get a pic.
SkanderDouche
# posted by : 6:19 PM
: 6:19 PM
I'm gonna show my age here, too..
Doesn't this dork's douche-pout remind you of "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?". I keep expecting Mr. Drummond to step into the pic and tell Beni-douche Arnold here to knock off the dumb attitude.
Oh and for once I agree with 'Anonymous', that chick's hair does look like a wig.
Doesn't this dork's douche-pout remind you of "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?". I keep expecting Mr. Drummond to step into the pic and tell Beni-douche Arnold here to knock off the dumb attitude.
Oh and for once I agree with 'Anonymous', that chick's hair does look like a wig.
# posted by : 7:57 PM
: 7:57 PM
That beautiful blonde doesn't fit with the rest and she won't show that pic to her relatives I guess.
# posted by : 8:15 PM
: 8:15 PM
what happens when hotties actually become aware that they're bleething away?
the answer must be somewhere in this pic. lemme meditate some more - hmm...
the answer must be somewhere in this pic. lemme meditate some more - hmm...
Solo twin bag's tears are a highly concentrated form of axe. But twin bag doesn't cry. he works out.
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