I think the flexed pecs and the steriod chin give away his bagness.
 

Oh come on, DB1! How could you even ponder liking this ridonkulous scrote for even a microsecond? Look at the way he stakes his territory? If his territory was slight more of an HC, this pic would enrage me seriously...
 

"I need something that will compliment my freakishly large jaw."

-X
 

It appears to be a double underwear/shorts combo.

I'll see your benign 'bag and raise you an undercover 'bag.

"Hey bragh, when you take as many steroids as I you need a bit more padding down there, bragh."
 

Argh! Are you kidding me!?! The ring on the middle finger is a dead giveaway...the hat...where in the hell do you even get a terrycloth hat like that? Bags-R-Us? Sunglasses aren't too bad, however, they're implicated with the hat in tucking those open car doors he calls ears away. Why else would a human being tuck their ears in their hat? And the flexing while photo-ing thing...DOUCHE! Uh-oh, I'm about to have douchebag onset embolism!

/passes out
 

Sure there's many signs of douchocity, but the swirl is just not succeeding.

This guy looks like he's 5'5" at best. And as buff as his body is, it's way too small for his head. Plus, the way he's holding on to his chick, I'm sure she's pushing him away with her left arm.
 

This one doesnt bother me, they totally deserve each other.
He looks like a complete fool.
She is fugly and she has no jugs.
 

Do I spot a crease in his pec? Who has four pec muscles? I highly suggest you lay off the 'roids dude and remember to reapply your sunscreen.

Maybe when he peels, that godforsaken tat will come off as well. God how I love the pool when it's "Douche Day at the Standard."
 

She has Rorschach tits and his tattoo is "douchebag" in calligraphy.
 

+1 - no hat tilt
+1 - normal sunglasses
+1 - no 'bag gesture
+1 - natural skin color (no orange)
+1 - nice girl, cute but not bleethy

-1 - steroid jaw
-1 - middle finger ring
-1 - underwear sticking out of shorts
-1 - "pic flexing"
-1 - shaving bumps on arms (look closely)
-1 - douche smirk
-1 - big belt.... wait, is that a Weight lifting belt?!?!? subtract 4 more points for that
-3 - arm swirls!

overall a -9 on the DB scale. Not great, but nowhere near Fish or Twins. I need a point total for the Ab Lobster ab point. Any ideas?
 

Billions and billions
 

Is he wearing the pants/shorts/undies combo because he has gym class 7th period?
 

He sure is a pink li'l fellow.
 

Didn't Mike and Carol Brady have that same artwork on their living room wall?

Didn't I see an old woman playing shuffleboard while wearing that same hat 200 yards back down the boardwalk?

Does anybody have a nice plank of mountain ash I can smack across Choadie McChuckles chin, here?
 

Whoa. Check out dude in orange in the background. Now THAT is a douchebag. Or, the 'bag behind the 'bag, if you will.
And MJ, EVERY day is "Douche Day at the Standard." You EVER been there without seeing a 'bag? No. No you have not. Nor will you ever. It is it's very own "Little Douche Mecca" district of LA.
 

How did Sgt. Slaughter get to look so young?
 

Wow now that is a steroid chin. By definition all tatoos are douchey. They only exist to try and win over whorish women.

SkanderDouche
 

You'v eall missed it...

HE HAS SHAVED EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY!!

Pull your frakkin' PANTS up, Doucheriod!
 

Well, his white hat is pretty 'baggy. I can't tell but he might be wearing white shorts also. Plus, he has all the intangibles...you can just tell he is a douche at his inner core.
 

He looks like a bulldog.
 

Good catch on the pin-tucked ears. That is kinda funny looking...in a "ha ha" way. Where ARE her boobs? Once again we have a dude whose chest protrudes more than his chickas. His chin is reminiscent of Stan Smith on the Fox show (cartoon) "American Dad". Any one else watch cartoons endlessly like me? I know you do. SOMEONE must. That and internet porn. It's ALL good.
 

gotta be a 'roidbag...
 

Is it a paisley tattoo?

Überbagosity is a word, but it has to have the umlaut to be taken seriously.

I think stenchuous is no longer used, kind of archaic. I think people just say 'stinky' or if you're from an Ivy League school you say 'malodorous'.

I'm just freaked out by his Barry Bonds-sized melon. Looks like Pete Rose's brother.
 

1. This is what Quentin Tarantino might have looked like if back in highschool he stumbled into a weight room instead of a film and video room.

2. I believe those are board shorts protruding from his real shorts. why? WHY? YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM??? OH YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A PROBLEM!!! THAT'S WHY!!!!!!


3. His C. (note the lack of H.) has tribal tits. That's right. tribal tits.
 

That tattoo is the same pattern as the carpet in every movie megaplex I've ever been to.

I'm still reeling from Syndrome. Sgt. Swirly here doesn't even register on my scrotometer.
 

Greetings from Middle-earth.

My cousin Frodo described being chased by a being that quite so fits The Swirl's description! Chilling indeed!
 

Where's his neck? Maybe since he didn't have enough cash for the grossly oversized tat, he traded his neck to the tattoo dude.

Seriously people, why the F would you cover your arm with that garbage? Maybe its the ancient symbol for uberdouche.
 

you see reports on tv about the craze of tatts,it's an expression of their body they all say.. another sample here.
 

Perhaps a suitable name is "the douche vortex"
 

Carl Sagan, you have made me giggle. Billions.
Stenchuous is real in my heart. This chick is hanus.
 

ahahaahah funny shit dude, funny shit do i have to say anymore
 

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He has a Sargent Slaughter chin
 

it looks like his cheeks are trying to swallow his nose/mouth. "DOUCHEPLEXION"..
 

I'm not convinced that she's a hot chick, but I am convinced that she is definitely with a douchebag. Body builders are the shallowest people on earth, and anyone who would get such a huge, completely pointless tat sleeve is an idiot. So what we have here is an idiot shallowbag with a questionable hottie, who, to her credit, is striving to get away from this craven shaven dipshit. Don't you just know that when they met, five seconds before the photo was taken, the douchebag cooly mumbled something about her swim top matching his rad tat.
 

somehow, hottie for this pic fails to impress.

but Swirl can easily hold his own on any douchebag meter.
 

Have another injection of ROIDS WHY DON'T YOU!