Saturday, May 26, 2007
Spot Pumpkindouche
Since there seems to be a bit of a clamor for an A-List HCwDB pic this weekend, I'll post this genius pic that I was saving for Monday.
Back to basics, baby.
A maelstrom of boobs and choad. Pillows and poo.
A brunette hottie on the left I would drink iocane powder for while fencing left handed. Two more slices of hottie bread at the bottom that I would lightly toast with powdered sugar and jam. Two peroxide blondes who may be a little large for my tastes, but would still break me in half and leave me asking for more.
Oh yeah, and Pumpkinbag.
Doctor Evil 'Bag.
Eurodouche Austrian prince 'Bag.
There it is. The faint hint of bile in the back of my throat.
All the emotions come together to form the perfect nexus of Hottie/Douchie wrongness. Arousal, rage, confusion, disorientation and a glass of iced tea.
Why iced tea? Because it's delightfully refreshing.
Comments:
<< Home
Greetings from Middle-earth.
The level of wrongness is.... it's... too.. much.
Dr. Evilbag's aborted fetus-like expression is so overly choad it took 5 scrumptious hotties for me to keep my gaze on that photo.
By the way, I'd marry brunette hottie on the bottom right, then divorce her, then show up outside her bedroom window holding a boombox over my head playing "Cherish the Love We Had." Then we'd go out on a couple more dates to reconnect, but all-in-all it ends up not working out. That's when I move on to hottie brunette on the bottom left, et al.
The level of wrongness is.... it's... too.. much.
Dr. Evilbag's aborted fetus-like expression is so overly choad it took 5 scrumptious hotties for me to keep my gaze on that photo.
By the way, I'd marry brunette hottie on the bottom right, then divorce her, then show up outside her bedroom window holding a boombox over my head playing "Cherish the Love We Had." Then we'd go out on a couple more dates to reconnect, but all-in-all it ends up not working out. That's when I move on to hottie brunette on the bottom left, et al.
# posted by 
: 3:16 PM
: 3:16 PM
The tag around his neck is a medical warning. I'm not sure it's healthy for his heart that he is surrounded by such hotness.
# posted by : 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM
nice princess bride reference.
even from china, that guy is still a douchebag. and that's saying something.
even from china, that guy is still a douchebag. and that's saying something.
# posted by : 4:13 PM
: 4:13 PM
There's no way that Dr. Evil knows these girls. It looks like they're in one of those karaoke places with the private rooms and the girls are just flirting with him and allowing a picture to be taken to get free cosmos. He's going to be beating off to this pic for years to come, the legend growing in his mind in direct proportion to his burgeoning gut.
--Kurt Douchebain
--Kurt Douchebain
# posted by : 4:53 PM
: 4:53 PM
As I sit here slack-jawed in front of my computer, my entire body quivers with excitement!
I can't stop staring at the front-right brunette's face. Her eyes are mesmerizing! She is by far my favorite and I would go SO gay for her. I would forever forsake heterosexuality just for the chance to caress her soft rosey cheeks and rub her shoulders.
perhaps I've said too much...
This picture makes me happy to be a dark brunette. The blonds look a little skanky but whatev, they're a lot better than most of the past week's "hotties," save for Axl's girl.
Now I will dream sweet dreams tonight.
I can't stop staring at the front-right brunette's face. Her eyes are mesmerizing! She is by far my favorite and I would go SO gay for her. I would forever forsake heterosexuality just for the chance to caress her soft rosey cheeks and rub her shoulders.
perhaps I've said too much...
This picture makes me happy to be a dark brunette. The blonds look a little skanky but whatev, they're a lot better than most of the past week's "hotties," save for Axl's girl.
Now I will dream sweet dreams tonight.
I don't know about the rest of you fellas, but my Memorial Day weekend has been enhanced by this last post. I'm not sure why. But I'm warmly and fuzzily please with the images I'm conjuring.
Thanks for the faux memories.
Thanks for the faux memories.
Have we seen this douchebag before? Someone needs to look this up. I'd do it myself, but, well, I have shit to do. Anyway, his cherubic cheeks and proto-Klingon skull ridges arouse a sense of deja vous in my mind whilethat brunette on the right arouses something much further south.
--23 Skidouche
--23 Skidouche
# posted by : 9:52 PM
: 9:52 PM
yes Virgina,that IS a double duty choad load.... the shaven head is soooo De Rigeur!
# posted by : 10:44 PM
: 10:44 PM
i'm a little shocked at how offensive this guy's expression is.
When was the last time any douche's face alone could elicit such a guttural, painful reaction?
y
u
c
k
When was the last time any douche's face alone could elicit such a guttural, painful reaction?
y
u
c
k
He is very similar to Fraggle Choad, but that isn't him.
He looks like a pretender to me, more asswipe than douchebag, but serving the same general purpose. It's as if he has no innate talent for doucheism. He looks like he's been trolling this site and decided, "Hey, I could do that!" A couple of stick-on earrings, a cheap dogtag, and what could be the most stunning example facial mons pubis we've ever seen here at HCwDB and he's ready to head down to the local strip joint, toss around a few twenties and, voilà, he thinks he's the shit.
Talk about emergent attributes of douche. It looks like he is a 'bag, albeit a weak one. We could release him back into the wild, but we run the risk that HC in the lower right will become his steady POA. We can't let that happen.
He looks like a pretender to me, more asswipe than douchebag, but serving the same general purpose. It's as if he has no innate talent for doucheism. He looks like he's been trolling this site and decided, "Hey, I could do that!" A couple of stick-on earrings, a cheap dogtag, and what could be the most stunning example facial mons pubis we've ever seen here at HCwDB and he's ready to head down to the local strip joint, toss around a few twenties and, voilà, he thinks he's the shit.
Talk about emergent attributes of douche. It looks like he is a 'bag, albeit a weak one. We could release him back into the wild, but we run the risk that HC in the lower right will become his steady POA. We can't let that happen.
For any oldbagslayers out there like me: do you remember Connie Stevens? Does right most blonde hottie look like her or what?
And is no one else intimidated by the blonde Amazon next to her? "Yes, ma'am. Yes. I'll pay for a lap dance, just don't crush me."
And is no one else intimidated by the blonde Amazon next to her? "Yes, ma'am. Yes. I'll pay for a lap dance, just don't crush me."
Looks like Pumpkinbag is storing nuts for the winter in his cheeks. And by nuts I mean... well... nuts. M'heh.
# posted by : 5:45 AM
: 5:45 AM
As you all know by now, I've a little problem with the douche-tags.
But hey, it's okay. I've just realized an up-side.
Keep wearing them. Let them hang out, boys. They're a nice, shiny "painting" right over "center-mass".
There, I've got my "warm and fuzzy". How about the rest of you?
But hey, it's okay. I've just realized an up-side.
Keep wearing them. Let them hang out, boys. They're a nice, shiny "painting" right over "center-mass".
There, I've got my "warm and fuzzy". How about the rest of you?
# posted by : 2:34 PM
: 2:34 PM
He is similar to Fraggle Choad though not FC. Like FC however, he is a vomitous mass of douche. He is a bloated Russian turd who's jaundiced and puffy appearance teaches all who see him that a strict diet of borscht has disastrous ramifications.
when a rock band is on its way to being on the outs (like the Smashing Pumpkins) it's likely to result in the birth of douchebags. that's for sure.
but hey - more importantly - the possibility of Kellybelly foresaking heterosexuality! Kelly, honey, darling... um... uh... i suck at this. sorry.
but hey - more importantly - the possibility of Kellybelly foresaking heterosexuality! Kelly, honey, darling... um... uh... i suck at this. sorry.
I think he's a classic bag. A mega choad, ready to implode under the weight of his own gargantuan melon (which, probably, was only recently robbed of its Grieco-esque hair by a sadistic roommate and his clippers, thereby exposing to the world that which should never have been exposed). And the ten fun-bags surrounding him are as succulent as he is grotesque.
As I said in another post, the hotness-to-douche quotient is perfect in this picture; I'm as attracted to it as I am repulsed. I'm just sort of sitting here, zombie-like, staring...
Pumpkindouche should stand among the greats.
As I said in another post, the hotness-to-douche quotient is perfect in this picture; I'm as attracted to it as I am repulsed. I'm just sort of sitting here, zombie-like, staring...
Pumpkindouche should stand among the greats.
# posted by : 2:19 PM
: 2:19 PM
thank you anonymous 5:56 - im surprised nobody picked up that the 2 blondes are Trannies.
# posted by : 4:20 PM
: 4:20 PM
If their trannies, then they're tranny-licious. Those are the hugest tranny cans these eyes have ever seen.
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
Define Irony..... Mr. Pumpkinheads name is actually GUIDO!!!!! His birth cert reads Guido! I know this dude. he is from vegas!
Post a Comment
# posted by : 10:19 AM
: 10:19 AM << Home
