Detective McDouchowitz from the Bleeth Vice Squad here to see if there any stage 4 bleeths in the building, your attraction to my silver-silky shirt proves your Bleethness, you are under arrest.
 

Ah, Doucheronomy. One of the books of Scrotaic Law.

What is coming out of her LBD there in front?

Not enough grease to qualify for douche, though Ass Heaven could be a initial stage bleeth.

What is the purpose of the ID? Hmm. He was teasing her about being a vice cop cause she looks like a hooker?

I'm gonna call him Detective Choad Ho Douchey, from 5-0, just because the shirt is rayon.
 

is that a cropped sleeve shirt? do they make those? It's hard to tell, but it doesn't look like the sleeves are rolled up.
 

Tell Kumar his girl isnt hot enough to be on here
 

andre, i believe in fashion parlance, it is called a "blouse".
 

he doesn't seem to impressed by this lady or her perfect ass. I am not too impressed by his shirt.
 

I'm not impressed with either of them. And the shine refracting off his BLOUSE is giving me a headache. Meh....
 

Dumbass is probably flashing his FBI card (Female Body Inspector) that he got from Spencer's when he was in middle school. I can't believe that he's still using that. It wasn't even cool in middle school. That is a nice ass indeed.
 

Puka McShinyshirt, Undercover Douchetective.
 

"I have green card now... you can make me citizen?"

"This will show Daddy he can't tell ME what to do. Come here you hunk of Costa Rican Choad-Chunker!"
 

That guy is a defninite douche. Look at his smirk, puka and shirt.

Come on people.?

While not exceedingly hot, i would give it to her.

SkanderDouche
 

It's too bad that vixen is being dipped by NY Yankees Johnny Damon bag there. I'd put her in my lip and suck her sweet tobacco for 3 extra innings.
 

Ass. Legs. I can't think of anything else to say.
 

Ass cleavite. Very nice.
 

Game. Blouses.
 

it's about time the government started issuing ID cards for the sole purpose of identifying douchebags. now all we need is to criminalize bleething. still a long way off, i'm sure.
 

She knows it. She damn well knows it. And she'll keep holding out until it sags and nobody wants it anymore.

I seen it happen.
 

Didn't Chuck Norris kill this guy in Missing in Action III: Braddock?
 

Mr. Silver Pimp of the Universe looks like he needs an emergency Douchectomy.
 

Wow, flashing your ID...this is new. See, these young 'bags keep coming with new stuff to keep us on our toes.

This toolbox is going to get that ID snagged at the door the first time he tries to use it...
 

I will feel free to comment because YES..this is me..the girl..hahaha with the curvature ass..lol *check out my blog.make the comparison* i submitted this pic because after sobering up on my bday I realized..man my friend (yes i kno him in real life) is a bit douchy! Lol.

@Baron- it is not coming from my dress..however (yes it gets worse) it is a dollar bill that was in the guys pocket..or maybe it was a 5, idk i think it was to tip the bar tender..or to buy a hooker..i forget. and I did look a little scantily dressed..but it was my birthday and it was my private club affair so i didnt care :)

.... I just wanted to share this with you all because I thought it was simply funny. Yes I can put myself on blast and laugh about my mistakes..so you all can too :)
 

and from the back came the chant, slowly at first, "Ru Fi O"... "Ru Fi O"... "RUFIO!"

Definitely a bag, not the pan.