Saturday, May 19, 2007
Scrote Caesar
Slacker Tarantino Bag might be able to quote Larry Cohen directed Blaxploitation films with the acerbic wit and gen-x sarcasm of a dated Ben Stiller movie, but he's still Scrote Caesar. And if you think that was too many confusing and half baked references for one sentence, you should see my other car.
Hottie's a little hippy, and I don't mean in the hemp clothes wearing San Francisco post-dot-com slacker aesthetic kind of way, but I'd still love her child bearing hips with pickles and a jar of crisco.
Comments:
<< Home
I like this little hippie dippy chick. Something about her look makes me want to use my tongue until it falls out of my head.
Dipster hipshit over there is a particular strain of douche that i hate. They think they are so original when all they do is copy their other idiot hipster friends. Ugly clothes and reinterpriations of movies that sucked in the first place are not ironic. They are stupid.
SkanderDouche
Dipster hipshit over there is a particular strain of douche that i hate. They think they are so original when all they do is copy their other idiot hipster friends. Ugly clothes and reinterpriations of movies that sucked in the first place are not ironic. They are stupid.
SkanderDouche
# posted by 
: 12:10 PM
: 12:10 PM
Cesardouche Salad needs a shower... looks like there's ALOT of oil on... it...
She's cute as hell, looks like someone I could get.
She's cute as hell, looks like someone I could get.
# posted by : 12:22 PM
: 12:22 PM
This guys looks like he should be blowing leaves off my sidewalk. In his world of rusty pickup trucks, Dale Earnhart cozys for the Coors Light and year-old cat litter under the trailer, art shows are uncomfortable and socially-stressful events. He lucked-out with his escort; maybe she'll show him how to fasten his collar.
I see what you mean about the hottie. She does have an undeniable Love-American-Style-segment-starring-Mary-Ann-Mobely vibe going on. I'd bet my bippie on her.
# posted by : 2:07 PM
: 2:07 PM
That douche is a freakin' pole with a weird face and a damn giraffe neck. I'm curious as to the context of this picture, but not curious enough to really want to know.
# posted by : 4:05 PM
: 4:05 PM
I think the tie-yanking maneuver is his subtle way of cooling off before the flaming, sweating, red neck causes hippy's hair to ignite, in which case he is at least chivalrous.
Wrist corsage = dance = prom = statutory rape
That's my interpretation....and he's still a retarded looking idiot.
That's my interpretation....and he's still a retarded looking idiot.
Prom pictures from Dada High.
They even broke tradition from their own tradition of taking all prom photos in front of the men's urinals. Very postmodern.
They even broke tradition from their own tradition of taking all prom photos in front of the men's urinals. Very postmodern.
Baron von D.......Ummmm, is that YOUR ass in that avatar? I think I love you if it is. MMMMMMM!!! BUTT CHEEKS!
It's a self-made reproduction carved in Albertan granite from the Rockies. Of course, my derriere is slightly harder than this one...you'd chip a tooth.
(but then again, maybe I cropped an ass shot of Michelangelo's David...I can't recall really cause the similarities are soooo striking.)
(but then again, maybe I cropped an ass shot of Michelangelo's David...I can't recall really cause the similarities are soooo striking.)
To think that this droopeye probably popped her. She's boobaliscious indeed, and too good for torsodouche (not to mention neckheaddouche). This dick probably spent 3 minutes trying to look like he spent 2 getting ready to take Princess out for a night she deserves to have with a real man.
# posted by : 1:45 AM
: 1:45 AM
No need for clarification. "Hippy" is extra-feminine. "Hippie" is extra smelly.
Anyone else notice the maternity look is In this season?
Anyone else notice the maternity look is In this season?
# posted by : 7:55 AM
: 7:55 AM
Screw all of it:
Bad Art
Proms
Statutory
Youngster Douche
Hippy Dippy whatever...
That face, that expression... she owns it all.
And by all... I mean whatever you got.
Post a Comment
Bad Art
Proms
Statutory
Youngster Douche
Hippy Dippy whatever...
That face, that expression... she owns it all.
And by all... I mean whatever you got.
# posted by : 2:48 PM
: 2:48 PM << Home
