Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Pearls Jam
Nothing says 1970s, balls out, Sid Vicious, puking into an empty pizza box at 3am, CBGBs wall grime, essence of punk rock like wearing pearls in suburbia.
Pearls in suburbia. I like that name. It's like a late 80s punk band meets an Eric Bogosian play meets a 2007 teenage uberchoad. And the Dr. Seuss socks just take the whole thing over the top.
I guess I gotta give it up to Pearls, here. At least he's original. Now where's Dee Dee and Joey to throw down.
She is Marisa Tomei from "My Cousin Vinny" goodness. I would pretend to be interested in cute furry animals and charity work if it meant we'd retire to her dorm room to make out to Bon Jovi's greatest hits while her roommate studied Intro to Economics on the bunk bed above us.
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Usually you see scrotae such as this walking a pit bull; the pig is kind of a refreshing change.
# posted by 
: 11:21 AM
: 11:21 AM
This Goth-bag wears gauchos and Horton Hears a Hoo socks. His style is pure Thrift Shop meets Metal Head. His Bill Belichick hoodie and demonic tat sleeves are skillfully accessorized by the necklace made from the human teeth that he has picked off the floor at various slam dance-a-paloozas. I request a drug test immediately. The HC is just a biscuit shy of a Jenny Craig intervention. Her main hope is that Goofy Crystal Mess Goth Bag will generously share his amphetamines.
# posted by : 11:53 AM
: 11:53 AM
hmm ... but it is douchebag... and, with the fuzzy glamour edges on the photo, I lean towards 'yes'.
and I think her main hope is that Goofy Plastic Mess Goth Handbag will hide her mammoth gutbuttockhips.
--Vinny Scumbaglia
and I think her main hope is that Goofy Plastic Mess Goth Handbag will hide her mammoth gutbuttockhips.
--Vinny Scumbaglia
# posted by : 12:13 PM
: 12:13 PM
She's got a massive rack. So she's got a few extra pounds, she'll be gratefull for the douchepounding.
# posted by : 12:29 PM
: 12:29 PM
I see the only tatooed punk rock douchebag living in Sarasota as well as the Marisa Tomei blow-up doll (inflate to 250 lbs.) but I fail to see the hot chick.
I bet this girl never thought her "walk of shame" photo outside the Super 8 in Barstow with this choad would make it to this site.
Here's to your 15 seconds of fame girlfriend. And by girlfriend I mean a triple cheeseburger, large fries and make that a diet coke please.
Here's to your 15 seconds of fame girlfriend. And by girlfriend I mean a triple cheeseburger, large fries and make that a diet coke please.
These two have no idea that someone is taking their picture. That someone happens to be inside the classic police surveillance van that was parked on the edge of the abandoned Barstow Super 8 parking lot. Drug activity and the associated prostitution and pandering earned this Super 8 the distinction of being in the bottom 50% of all Super 8's in the United States in the years 2004 and 2006.
# posted by : 1:17 PM
: 1:17 PM
They've probably got tickets to go see Simple Plan and decided to take a pic in front of the Super 8 since they have some time before the show starts. Douche is probably thinking about how "hardcore" the show is going to be.
Hottie may have a little "cushin' for the pushin'" but that's ok. Just means I won't hurt myself on anything sharp.
Hottie may have a little "cushin' for the pushin'" but that's ok. Just means I won't hurt myself on anything sharp.
# posted by : 1:54 PM
: 1:54 PM
It's a La Quinta. In Charleston, SC. Mid April. 6:22 pm.
Just returning from Flea Market, wearing purchases.
Three months pregnant by a guy who told her he was the drummer from Buckcherry. His whereabouts are unknown.
Hooked up with Pearls here because he reminded her of a cross between Hyde from "That '70s Show" and Johnny Depp from his "Benny & Joon" days.
They're a lovely couple and deserve a life of bliss. Best of luck.
Watch out for those cool dudes on the Great Maxim Road Trip this summer. They'll snort you like cheap cocaine.
Just returning from Flea Market, wearing purchases.
Three months pregnant by a guy who told her he was the drummer from Buckcherry. His whereabouts are unknown.
Hooked up with Pearls here because he reminded her of a cross between Hyde from "That '70s Show" and Johnny Depp from his "Benny & Joon" days.
They're a lovely couple and deserve a life of bliss. Best of luck.
Watch out for those cool dudes on the Great Maxim Road Trip this summer. They'll snort you like cheap cocaine.
Judging from the socks i'd say this DB looks like the keebler elf meets Tommy WannaBeLee...
You know what they say about a pearl necklace. If you're sportin one, u've probably taken a few on the chest from your so called buddies in prison, i'm guessing he did some trading for the tats...
I give him credit though, he managed to steal a pair of sunglasses, a beer, and some shorts from the local cholo's down the street...
I give her a few months before she finds someone in a real band.
You know what they say about a pearl necklace. If you're sportin one, u've probably taken a few on the chest from your so called buddies in prison, i'm guessing he did some trading for the tats...
I give him credit though, he managed to steal a pair of sunglasses, a beer, and some shorts from the local cholo's down the street...
I give her a few months before she finds someone in a real band.
# posted by : 4:10 PM
: 4:10 PM
That's a bold look our young master is sporting. I'm getting a sort of a shabby chic/Dragonball Z meets Roy Orbison vibe. And while not Cornballer hot, the HC is no slouch. Check the single chin, upper arm and thigh circumference: she's not fat, she's just a victim to how that potato sack hangs off her ample ladyshelf.
I would probably hang with these cats. I have no negative visceral reaction to them. Not after I burnt out my gag reflex looking at Syndrome and the Choad Patrol.
I would probably hang with these cats. I have no negative visceral reaction to them. Not after I burnt out my gag reflex looking at Syndrome and the Choad Patrol.
# posted by : 4:21 PM
: 4:21 PM
Vans skater shoes...
WTF socks...
hip hop sized shorts probably from Ancor Blue...
Grandma's Sweater?
WTF socks...
hip hop sized shorts probably from Ancor Blue...
Grandma's Sweater?
# posted by : 5:40 PM
: 5:40 PM
Can someone please check on Harry Potter? I have this uneasy feeling he has been mugged and may be missing his socks.
# posted by : 7:45 PM
: 7:45 PM
I think many of you are being way too hard on the girl. Appearances can be deceiving, and I don't see any evidence at all that she's grossly overweight. Not even close. Does she need to be made fun of? Yes. With extreme prejudice. But only for her taste in...douchebags? I don't know what the fuck to call this dork. In a band or not, he looks like he missed taking his meds for the last few weeks. His confusion has made me confused, and now I have to start drinking early.
# posted by : 8:34 PM
: 8:34 PM
this guy looks like sonics the hedgehog meets elf .... those sox, the hair, and the lameo necklace shows that trhis duche is very proud of his duche atire. TOO BAD for marissa she's one foxie feline!!
# posted by : 10:00 PM
: 10:00 PM
first thing that came to mind was: skank.
so what's the difference between bimbos and skanks? bimbos are hot but stupid or evil. skanks are not as hot (although sometimes they may make commendable or less-than-commendable efforts to achieve hotness) but they're also stupid or evil. a fine skank is what i see in this pic. and i'm infallible! uh... well, anyway.
and the porcupine? HAHAHAHA GREEN AND WHITE STRIPED SOCKS HAHAHAHA.
so what's the difference between bimbos and skanks? bimbos are hot but stupid or evil. skanks are not as hot (although sometimes they may make commendable or less-than-commendable efforts to achieve hotness) but they're also stupid or evil. a fine skank is what i see in this pic. and i'm infallible! uh... well, anyway.
and the porcupine? HAHAHAHA GREEN AND WHITE STRIPED SOCKS HAHAHAHA.
hey... LOWER CASE BAG .. your supposecd to bag on the douche ya moron ... WTF is ny9our problem .. i think you might be jealous
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