Wednesday, May 23, 2007
M.A.B.s
M.A.B.s are Middle Aged Bags, not quite Oldbags but with the receding hairline and mid-life crisis to disqualify them from the regular trolling douchechoads of clubland. Speaking of, wasn't "Douchechoads of Clubland" a fanastic mid 1990s techno band? Hmm. I'll get back to you on that.
This Mab has gone arch gothic on his hotties, likely some former roadie promising to introduce them to Twiggy from Marilyn Manson if they'll let him sniff their inner thighs for ten seconds each. Give it up, Mab. The glory days are, in the parlance of a pissed off Boston sports fan, OVAH.
Pack it in. Take your creepy eyebrow, six remaining hairs on your head and 19th century aristocratic facial hair back to your one bedroom bungalow in West Hollywood before I get Cro Bagnon to break you in half, Drago style.
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It's the Amazing Douchekin! He's about to perform a trick in which marginally-attractive women become interested in him. I wonder whether the T-square he shoved through his chin will help or hurt with the outcome.
That's some fairly mediocre talent he's surrounded by, but he's still a douche.
# posted by 
: 2:37 PM
: 2:37 PM
Scarlett Johannson HC on my right is Hot! Love the lace glove. MAB looks like some sort of magician. Indeed, he must have some magical powers for he can summon HC's out of thin hair er..... air.
-Beelzebag
-Beelzebag
# posted by : 2:40 PM
: 2:40 PM
Douche Biggalow... Low end of the Man Gina spectrum. The She-Johns he is surrounded by are a dead giveaway. I wonder what he charges for a chilli rainbow? The strip of pubes between his bottom lip and his neck has a very taint-esque look about it.
'Choadasaurous Rex
'Choadasaurous Rex
# posted by : 3:19 PM
: 3:19 PM
Not at all sure about the talent in this pic. I am, however, pretty sure the second from the left should stick closer to her oven, because if you overcook children it dries them out.
# posted by : 4:39 PM
: 4:39 PM
Sweet powdery donuts! The main difference between him and me is that he's somehow surrounded by hotties. My mind BENDS!
It must be his incredible tan.
I'm going to go cry into my tubesock now.
It must be his incredible tan.
I'm going to go cry into my tubesock now.
# posted by : 5:09 PM
: 5:09 PM
This douchebag's name is Scott Conner. As big of a douchebag as you think he is right now, that will double to triple, after watching www.scottconnershow.com
# posted by : 5:24 PM
: 5:24 PM
The Scott Conner Show has to be the douchiest variety program ever. I guess that's what life is like in New Mexico. Fuck you, Scott Conner.
Okay, so he's a "professional" douchey-douche. We KNOW we've seen worse than him, but the HIGHLY exaggerated eyebrow gaze is just too snooty to ignore. If we held him down and shaved off his 'brows, would he actually have any facial expressions at all? Does he let his 'brows do the talking? I hear them now. They're saying, "Kill him. He is the most annoying asshat to be attached to! Shave me off! Set me free!!!"
The two girls in the forefront are sexy, even though they're willingly touching him. Left shoulder woman, mediocre at best, which I guess is why they gave her the rumble seat. Right shoulder chick is ok...probably smiling because she just figured out an escape plan.
The two girls in the forefront are sexy, even though they're willingly touching him. Left shoulder woman, mediocre at best, which I guess is why they gave her the rumble seat. Right shoulder chick is ok...probably smiling because she just figured out an escape plan.
After too much sake tonight in celebration of my 38 laps around the sun, I looked at this photo and I have to say, the Jim Rose Circus has gone wayyyyyyyy downhill. I liked it better when he was sticking forks in his nose.
Damn I'm going to have a sweet hangover tomorrow.
Damn I'm going to have a sweet hangover tomorrow.
Huh. Checked out his site to try to get a sense of this guy's claim to fame, and I have to admit to being nonplussed. Based on his wardrobe, I am leaning toward "Professional Pirate," or an extra from the Princess Bride.
# posted by : 9:22 PM
: 9:22 PM
Not just a regular bag but a fucking ambulance chasing bag to boot. This asswipe deserves the chair for his line of bullshit! I dare anyone to look at his idiotic website and not wretch.
I think bmt put it best, " Fuck you Scott Conner."
I think bmt put it best, " Fuck you Scott Conner."
# posted by : 1:01 AM
: 1:01 AM
this douchebag is clearly aware that he's only capable of pulling chicks with way too much makeup. however, i can see some natural beauty from hottie on the (reader's) right. and THAT is enough for me to shake my fist angrily.
speaking of all natural hotness: happy birthday Mistress Julie!
speaking of all natural hotness: happy birthday Mistress Julie!
Happy B-Day, MJ! May your days and nights be filled with hotties unwilling to couple with filthy, filthy 'bags. I mean, if yer into that sort of thing...
That guy looks like a combo of David Paymer and Gary Senise. I think I'd only bang the girl on the right though.
# posted by : 6:28 AM
: 6:28 AM
Just visited his website, is there anything he can't do???? Oh yeah, not be a douchebag.
# posted by : 7:49 AM
: 7:49 AM
DB1,
This is the price of success, O Bagi Won! I glanced at this pic and I knew immediately it was "professional" and "ironic" in that "rich" and "layered" "fucking" "way" that clogs the theatre districts of our nation's fine cities with meta-douchery. This scote's "agent" sent the pic in and then "reported" his home site in the comments to increase the buzz.
Vigilence is the eternal scrote of douche!
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This is the price of success, O Bagi Won! I glanced at this pic and I knew immediately it was "professional" and "ironic" in that "rich" and "layered" "fucking" "way" that clogs the theatre districts of our nation's fine cities with meta-douchery. This scote's "agent" sent the pic in and then "reported" his home site in the comments to increase the buzz.
Vigilence is the eternal scrote of douche!
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