If it were not for the possible adams apple shadow, I would not be sure if that isn't actually a female.
 

This could quite possibly be the worst design for a strip club ever.
 

It looks like the handicap suites' bathrooms at the MGM Grand or the Bellagio.

I tell you, I think the good people at "Make-A-Wish" are doing wonderful work. We should see and hear more feel good stories like this.
 

Ok, I have a newfound respect for the Make a Wish Foundation. I always figured that meeting some famous person would be the LAST thing anyone would want to do when they were about to kick the bucket. But who knew you could be all, "Strippers. Two of them. I want 'em blonde, and smokin' hot. In black lingerie," and they'd come through?
 

Lil' Chodez' Make A Douche Foundation dreams come true before our bloodshot eyes.
 

How did they fit a tat on that tiny little arm of his?
 

LOL

It just struck me, is this the work of Make A Wish foundation? They are on the ball!

--Vinny "Vinny" Scumbaglia
 

You guys really need to get out more. Last joint I went to in Sofia had a special bathroom just for the special show. And either little Edward Norton here is sitting in exactly the wrong place, or, he paid extra.
 

Okay, 2 hot blondes?????? That chick in the back is actually looking a tad bit Asian, so she AIN'T no blonde, and i think she has a face that resembles a catcher's mitt. But from the neck down, definitely good stuff, although she's probably 5 foot nothing. Brings new meaning to the phrase "pocket pussy". Get it? 'Cause she's small...and can fit in your pocket? Huh? Get it? Nevermind.
Can't see the face on double braceleted Per Hour chicka, but I'm feeling that it's a mess too. Kinda small boobies for a stripper, but maybe she has a tip jar hidden in her cooch to pay for the implants.
He looks about 19, with a case of hydroencephalitis. Making fun of the handicapped is wrong, so I'll leave Jim Bob alone.
 

Chica in red should have left the black underthings in her drawer at home and her outfit would have been much better. Chica on the right looks like she has beer bottle horns coming out of her skull.

Chica in the LIES shirt is just enjoying "bathroom night" at Girlbar in Hollywood held the first Thursday of every month.
 

I think Lies was just taking a dump and these two barged in and started dancing...probably some kind of Japanese prank show.
 

First padded walls, now bathrooms...is there any place in Cali that they WON'T design a club for douchebags after?
 

"Hi. I'm planning a sort of desperate Eastern European stripper soiree and I was wondering if you had... Yes, precisely, something with gold lame lettering. Really? Lies? Perfect. Does it come in XXXXXL? Great, can you hold it for me? I'll be there in five minutes."

(there should be an accent over the "e" in lame, but I don't know how to do that in Blogger. Bite me.)
 

Man, why did I ever move out of Easter Europe! Oh, right, poverty and hyperinflation.
 

I guess the Polish soldiers in Iraq do get R and R. Problem is, they go right home.
 

...Even more awkward was the dirty look this trio got from the handicapped guy who just shat his wheelchair while SOMEONE was getting a lap dance.
 

Little skinhead Cornholio is *no* doubt gonna get laid given his wicked fashion sense.

No doubt he'll continually have to fend off against the Raging Babe Three Way of Doom.
 

Ummm, when did dancing in pee become cool?
 

The biggest lie here is that he and his friends collectively have enough cash to keep these chics for a 2nd hour.
 

Looks like a ''mise en scène''.
 

ahahaha def one of the best discussions ive seen on this sight in awhile
 

this bag must've somehow conned his way into convincing the strippers that he was that white guy that totally wiped the floor in that freestylin' contest. of course don't expect such trickery to last more than a night.
 

Total White Trash
 

DUDE, Joes balls are really brown
 

DUDE, lately ive just been getting my dick sucked, but i did finger the girl joe was bangin, while they were bangin