Friday, May 25, 2007
Friday Haiku
Wind through hair plugs.
Bullock hottie tilts hat, says,
Nice try, white tie douche.
Sweet army Sandra
Fake boobs are OK for now
You make me salute
-- lone scrote mcquade
Face like a pac-man.
Forehead would like to eat you,
Or perhaps itself.
-- anonymous
I'd enlist for her
Please hottie, save my privates
A few good funbags
-- danny bonnadouchey
Yikes look behind you
Greasy scrote making his move
Run speedbag hottie!
-- mistress julie
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Pat Riley's Douche Son
In Awe of Big Bags of Fun
Yet Hat tilt equals Bleethe
SkanderDouche
In Awe of Big Bags of Fun
Yet Hat tilt equals Bleethe
SkanderDouche
# posted by 
: 7:02 AM
: 7:02 AM
Parasitic albino scrote attaches himself to to host hottie (willing to forgive the baggette hat tilt for lack of clothing)... what could have been sweet sheet music for my next skin flute concerto has been ruined by this elder 'Bag's gaping choad receptacle.
'Choadasaurous Rex
'Choadasaurous Rex
# posted by : 7:15 AM
: 7:15 AM
I can't come up with one. But that hottie's face skin tone doesn't even come close to matching the color of her bod. Photoshop alert!
But that is a hell of a body.
Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
But that is a hell of a body.
Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
# posted by : 7:31 AM
: 7:31 AM
Steve Lavin douche hair,
Pierced tonguebag just give it up.
In a word: boobies........
Pierced tonguebag just give it up.
In a word: boobies........
# posted by : 7:34 AM
: 7:34 AM
Who photoshopped you,
He spoiled a good morning wank
And chopped the wrong mug.
~ Doucharellious
He spoiled a good morning wank
And chopped the wrong mug.
~ Doucharellious
# posted by : 8:48 AM
: 8:48 AM
I'd enlist for her
Please hottie, save my privates
A few good funbags
And I second Mitch's statement. She is jaw-droppingly hot.
Please hottie, save my privates
A few good funbags
And I second Mitch's statement. She is jaw-droppingly hot.
douchefaced choad, mouth agape,
blinding bodacious bosom thrust forward,
be damned, cruel world.
blinding bodacious bosom thrust forward,
be damned, cruel world.
# posted by : 10:31 AM
: 10:31 AM
Private superjugs...
Just the sight of your fun bags
strengthens my fort dicks.
OR
Can't bother with douche....
Your Patriot Cruise Missles
have me shocked and awed!
Just the sight of your fun bags
strengthens my fort dicks.
OR
Can't bother with douche....
Your Patriot Cruise Missles
have me shocked and awed!
Incoming, hottie!
Choad chompers at five o'clock!
Cover right shoulder!
Sweet army Sandra
Fake boobs are OK for now
You make me salute
Choad chompers at five o'clock!
Cover right shoulder!
Sweet army Sandra
Fake boobs are OK for now
You make me salute
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
Black shirt, white tie guy
Gonna nibble that back fat.
Jealous, DB1?
10 degree hat tilt
Wearing skivvies in public
She's hopelessly Bleethed
Scooby Douche
Gonna nibble that back fat.
Jealous, DB1?
10 degree hat tilt
Wearing skivvies in public
She's hopelessly Bleethed
Scooby Douche
# posted by : 11:55 AM
: 11:55 AM
Okay, it's working now. That's much better. And by 'much better' I mean that I have to squeegee the projectile vomit off of my monitor after getting a look at KramerBag. Now my indignation is complete.
How does a fifth string
Huey Lewis lookalike
land that tail? Kill me.
How does a fifth string
Huey Lewis lookalike
land that tail? Kill me.
# posted by : 11:58 AM
: 11:58 AM
Greetings from Middle-earth.
I've prepared three for your reading pleasure:
Didn't make the cut,
For Mighty, Mighty Bosstones.
Douche was his fallback.
Sneaking in on pic.
Ahhh, the douchebag's sport of choice.
So is Down Syndrome.
Divine chesticles,
Wow, gravity defying!
Douche came on himself.
I've prepared three for your reading pleasure:
Didn't make the cut,
For Mighty, Mighty Bosstones.
Douche was his fallback.
Sneaking in on pic.
Ahhh, the douchebag's sport of choice.
So is Down Syndrome.
Divine chesticles,
Wow, gravity defying!
Douche came on himself.
# posted by : 12:14 PM
: 12:14 PM
Funny Kelly Bell
No need here to hottie hate
We all want you too
Back arch made fat roll
Tiny shield against the douche
Nothing she can do
No need here to hottie hate
We all want you too
Back arch made fat roll
Tiny shield against the douche
Nothing she can do
# posted by : 12:37 PM
: 12:37 PM
WOW, sorry that not everyone fits in some stereo type situation. I think that he looks like he is having a great time and she looks fantastic with her friend by her side!! Lets remember life is short, and beauty is within!!
XoXO
XoXO
# posted by : 11:01 PM
: 11:01 PM
That's my sister you assholes.
You don't even know me.... I love men. I would rather choke on poll then play with sisters fun bags.
Fuck Kevin and Bean. I will sue you Sons of Bitches.
Ryan Seacrest Rocks.
You don't even know me.... I love men. I would rather choke on poll then play with sisters fun bags.
Fuck Kevin and Bean. I will sue you Sons of Bitches.
Ryan Seacrest Rocks.
# posted by : 10:43 PM
: 10:43 PM
Fake tits look so fucking awful and dumb, I think you have to be a sad attention seeker to get them done, or you are just insecure and think fake tits look good because, like everyone else has them.
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