Gawd. Ever time I refresh the friggin' page, I get nailed hard with a new douche! The HC's, however, generally take the initial sting away, as is the case with this little tamale. And what gives with the woolen sweatshirt? She's throwin' down in a wispy little Teddy top, and this dude douche is dressed for a damn tailgate party in Green Bay. Chicks are usually perpetually cold, so we know the temp must be just right or she would not be able to wear such a skimpy top. Therefore, this choad's gonna smell like the inside of a fireman's boot by the time the joint gets jumpin. Doo-hoosh-bag.
 

I would like to remove this douche's soul patch using one of the metal claws from a rusty set of jumper cables.
 

I've seen bigger douchebags but I've seldom seen worse shirts. And if hottie wouldn't mind eating once this week (or not vomiting 27 times) that would be great.
 

He also has a pinky ring...and a small soulpatch of facial pubes. Maybe his doucheness is more advanced than it initially appears.
 

Thats a really gay shirt. It came from express or something. Plus he is drinking a corona.
 

Indie Douche??
 

This picture would be better if she were kneeing him in the balls.
 

Hey are you going to be on Dr. Blogstein tonight??
 

Someone toss that girl a sammich.
 

I'm listening tonight, i heard you'll be on the blogstein show.
 

Is Corona becoming the swill of the discerning douchebag? Figures. Miller Lite sucks, but Corona...well...oh, hell, see the latest photos for all that is wrong with this skunky Mexican donkey piss.

Skinny or not, I like hottie. Hottie is so cute, trying to show off her teeny tiny tokus. I love the hair and I love those teeth. (Can't call them "pearlies" for a few days until Pearls Jam passes into the older posts region.)

Regarding the would-be 'bag: the tuft of chin pubes is a fairly decent semiotic clue. Pinky ring? Ok, I guess. But mainly, it's the attitude on the pose. The face that says, "I'm tolerating this shit only long enough to nail the boney chick." That and taking fashion tips from Carson aren't boding well for his regular dude status.
 

To all the haters,

Let me start off with this, I probably look better than all you geeky ass douches. Plus the shirt please costs more than your car payment. So get back to jerkin off to asain porn on your old ass mac.

PS

Lets see what you can pull.
 

I'll be damned. Where is the announcement, DB1?

He is going to be on Dr. Blogstein tonight at 9 p.m. eastern. It'll be archived, but, hey, listen to it live.

(Are you being bashful?)

Even the co-host is excited.
 

Another illiterate, angry douche. Sir, cost is no indicator of quality. In fact, you D&G nuthuggers probably cost more than my monthly subscription to my "Asian" porn site. The fact that you're citing the cost of your douchey-ass shirt is further indication of your lack of class.
 

Again!! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!! And this guy admits he buys a bad shirt which cost $600!!! That is the best one I've seen in awhile.

ASAIN porn? What the hell is that? BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!
 

achaser, if you're some random bogus asswipe just trying to get a rise out of the posters, ignore this. If you are indeed Facebag, thanks for proving our point.

I'll let the others hammer the softball pitch that achaser presents.

The fact that you overpay for clothes means jack. I'll think of you when I'm taking my private jet to my winter home on Kauai. In a few years you'll be trying to take a tax write-off on that sweatshirt donation, assuming you even itemize, you 1040EZ looking choad.

Have the pic taken down if you can't handle the fun. It's a humor site. You're hottie is fine. No one is hating. You just look like an ass in the photo. Try smiling and maybe drinking a real beer from a glass. And shave that stain on your chin.
 

Too bad his budget for a decent haircut was wiped out by that choady shirt purchase.
 

Baron,

I know this sites all in fun. Sarcasm is a little hard to get in text. I was the one who gave the pic to my friend to send in. Believe me I have many other things to worry about than a level of doucheness:) Like someone else commented Im more of a Eurobag. Thats atleast two steps before a full douch right? Maybe Ill get the blow out hair cut and spray tan to increase my douchbagness
 

I take it you didn't get any from this dime. If you had, you wouldn't be so upset.
 

I'm so confused. At 3:11, he's all impotent rage and name-calling, laying down HC challenges true to aggro-DB form. Then, at 4:07--less than an hour later, mind you--it's all self-deprecation and emoticon smiley-faces. WTF? Did the meds kick in at 3:55?

Is he a standard-issue, puffed-up jackass (as the misspellings would suggest), or is he a cool, incredibly centered and self-possessed individual who invited a bunch of strangers to have a small laugh at his expense?

The unexplained mysteries of the db universe never cease.
 

Thanks for the plug, Baron. Call in tonight. 646-652-4804
 

achaser... you got ripped the fuk off! Ahahahahaha!!!

I know people who have the money to buy super expensive clothing. $5000 suits and the like. They don't drink cheap beer, or have a crappy bowl-cut hair-don't like yours.
 

Regardless of the authenticity of the above posts, this guy's douchey, through and through.

1. He's got a pinky ring.

2. That shirt is profoundly, disturbingly ugly. No one but a douche would wear it.

3. The soul patch. Unless you're a jazz musician with a heroin addiction, you can't have a soul patch. You just can't.

4. I give him a pass on the Corona. I don't think Corona's that bad, and sometimes there's just nothing else to drink. Miller Lite would be unforgivable.

5. He's got a pinky ring and a soul patch.
 

Achaser - your "woman" looks like a Filipino werewolf. But who am I to judge, I'm just a hateful single man. God bless you and your happiness. Now fuck off and burn that shirt please.
 

No pass on the Corona. The Corona is a symbol of the souless douche. douches do things just for outward appearences. Just like paying $500 for an ugly shirt, the douche will pay $8 for a Corona becuase of the advertizing campaign and pretty clear bottle. Meanwhile the shirt is ugly and the beer is crap. Corona is pure skunked garbage. Cheap crappy adjunct filled beer from Mexico in a clear bottle. Need i say more? These douches think they look cool drinking a "premium import". Bahahhahahh



SkanderDouche.
 

Sorry folks, I don't see much douchery on that average Joe, no blings, no grease, no ab show. I would not wear his shirt, but I've seen worst.
 

Gotta agree here with Anonymous 7:22 PM: not a 'bag. I myself have a different sense of style, but that's not enough. Show me some face licking and 'bag hand gestures, then I'm interested.

Oh, but if that truly is the guy pictured who posted as achaser at 3:22 PM: "Lets see what you can pull."... then just because you're not a 'bag, doesn't mean you aren't a selfish asshole. If all you're about is seeing what you can "pull" in the nightclubs, you need to hand in your David DeAngelo Scout Badge and realize you're a punk-ass who makes most other men's lives a fuckin' misery dealing with the train-wrecks you leave behind.

Cheers!
 

Tom Cruise hair : $25

Tiffany's Ring : $250

Being a douchebag: Priceless
 

Haha you're alright achaser.
 

Found your site via Publishers Marketplace - congrats on the book deal. Was a bit dismayed to discover you have no photos of me on this site!

Way to go!
 

Here I am cruising around your site and I'm thinking: TWO BOOK DEAL--what about those scaggly-looking skank chicks who end up with nondouchebag dudes? The ones who make you wonder what they do to get a guy like that!?!?!?

Hmmm....
 

I like the thin thinny hot hotties (TTHH), this one makes me want flip on back and munch muffin (FOBAMM).

Do not have much to add, other than to reiterate That is an Awful shirt.

When TTHH leans up against one thus, one should unlatch pinky ring hand from stupid swillbeer and FOBAMM, douchebag.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

Jeez, you guys are funny, arguing over which beer is better -- taste and image-wise.

In my college years, everybody and their momma drank Corona. Then some idiot spread the rumor each bottle had 400 calories and urine in it.

One year later I came back to campus and everybody was drinking Miller Lite. Stuff tastes like sweet-pea juice to me, but to each his own.

Why does anyone care, except the slaves to fashion?

As for our friend (if that's really him posting, and there's no sure way to know), I'd say he has a good sense of humor letting the pic stay up. Lay off him, eh? DB1's going to have enough difficulty getting model releases for his book without us pounding these guys even after they own up.
 

D&G shirt (cost more than a car payment!); greasy Bobby Kennedy 'do; Corona (love it for the label!); pinkie ring; and that ain't his girl, it's his boyfriend's sister.

And he begs for the 'pounding'.
 

What kind of douchebag gets his picture taken with such a delectable morsel like her and then gives the picture to his buddy so his buddy will submit it to HCwDB?

A great big, attention grabbing douchebag, that's who.

Even Oopma Prompa thinks this guy's a douchebag.
 

Goofy Douche-Do you know anything about beer? Most likely not.
 

Goofy Douche is right. Drinking a certain type of beer does not make you 'baggish. Hell, I enjoy a hearty can of Steel Reserve from time to time. Doesn't mean I'm a wino. Just cheap, and appreciative of the deep, painful buzz that comes with $2 malt liquer.

I was at a party the other night and they had crap for beer; I don't even know what I was drinking. And after the tequila shots, it didn't really matter anyway.

If the man enjoys Corona, I say, "Drink on, my horrible shirt-wearing amigo." Just get a haircut. And lose the pinky ring.
 

i'm just gonna down those balloons behind you two with these really sharp and poisonous darts...

don't ask me why i'm using poison darts.

anyway, i'm a terrible shot. so don't blame me if i hit something other than the balloons.

well, i won't hit the hottie. i guarantee that.

(speaking of which, hottie has great body, but it was probably a bad camera angle for her face)
 

by the way i forgot to say: the good beers (Guinness, for example) are always expensive. for the most bang for your buck, try to drink local. here we have Sleeman's, Big Rock, etc.

Corona is marginally better than Budweiser, Coor's Light, or Kokanee. but not quite there.
 

Uhhhh Guinness hasnt been good for years. you want good try local, and try craft. Corona is made from the same disgusting corn as American macros.