Greetings from Middle-earth.

Backstreet 'bags sans the Puerto Rican guy with the retarded beard.
 

Half the bags in the photo are wearing Rosary Beads. A confession might be in order. And yeah man, brunette chick is nuclear hot.
 

Yeaaaah.....what's up with the rosary beads? I think these guys are hanging out with the wrong crowd, cause I don't see any little boys. (ooooooooh)


I would have sexy-fun-time with the brunette.
 

Michael Cera is a funny guy and all but this is taking the schtick a bit too far.

D00d on the left looks like he wants to throttle the cameraman. Chill out Bud! It's a party, everybody is having "the good times". No need for the tough guy.
Oh wait, I just noticed his right hand is on Michael Ceras blazer. That explains it. He's having that moment of zen where he discovers EXACTLY what he wants in life.
 

Why aren't those rosaries burning them?
 

Rosaries? Really? Jesus bling is pretty dumb, but rosaries? Where the hell are these guys? Club Vatican?
 

Gang signs look so idiotic from those that aren't in gangs.
 

I'm lost in the lusty valley that is the brunette's bosom. Perfect piece of costume jewelry. I would allow that to remain, but the print dress/blouse has to go.

She has an ample nose, too, but I like that on a brunette. It reminds me of my Crusade to Haifa and Jerusalem. Oh, we struggled mightily, but we left successful in our quest. (Yes, many of you just go to Phuket or Manila, but my cohorts and I love the challenge of the hunt.) Hottie here, brings back some fond memories.

As for this collection of prepubescent choad, well, all I can say is, "Good luck with the boy band." Smug baby scrote is perhaps the worse kind.
 

Gentlemen, please go back to myspace where you belong.
 

this pic doesn't have that much hotness to seriously boil my blood (although i can tell the fuckable women from the douchebags, that's for sure), the douche is definitely strong.

the "hidden" brunette at the (reader's) left might be the hottest chick in this pic yet.