Whutha... yikes, it's The Manster 'Bag!

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

How I long for the day when the disheveled gelled bedhead look is over. How many friggin' years has it been going on? I know that if I were to ever leave my house looking like that, that is the day it would have gone out of style one hour before my arrival at Club Scrote.

And regarding this virtual police line-up of douchebags...You can see the bags posing while within the stirctures of the velvet ropes. They are obviously friends from their local gym, and have yet to be admitted to the nightclub just yet. The thing that they have working for them is the fact that another of their idiot, body-builder-bag-buddies is the bouncerbag at the club. He took the picture just after yelling over the thumping bass sounds "show me your six pack abs and your queer white belts." The HC belongs to same health club and accompanied the menage au bag. Her loss is our loss. A St. Valentine's Day Massacre-type machine gunning here would make my day.
 

What's funny is that the girl is holding a fake Louis Vitton bag. What a cheap twat!
 

yeah, the two scrotes up front are just a little too close for comfort.
 

The weekly meeting of the 'Bag Tribunal at Club Choad. The white belts... the fkn douche on the left with the 'Bag tags is resting his package on the ring leaders hip? Homoeroticism abounds in this pic that is FULL of 'Bag flesh. Hottie is completely drowned out by these tools. Someone put me out of my misery.

'Chaodasaurous Rex
 

Choadasaurus Rex...no need to wish for death. I have news that should cheer you up. These bags are on anabolic steroids which means they ain't doin' any horizontal boppin', and their nutsacks only serve to envelope raisinesque testicles. Doesn't that make all seem right with the world?
 

Ack!

MY EYES...THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

-X
 

The only species who lift their shirts are gay men and douches. And there's nothing wrong with being gay. I think it's sweet this girl joined her friends at the Motherlode.

Fake Louis Vuitton? I could give a rats about someone spending a hundred bucks on a fake LV. I would make more fun of someone who would spend $4K on a real one.
 

Please allow me to paraphrase a great philosopher:

She's.Pointing.At.His.Abs.

Thank you.
 

this is just my opinion but HC should not even be considered in this pic. these 'bags are obviously playing for the other team- not only does choad#1 on the left have his package resting on king choads leg, but WHITE BELTS??? girlfriend please
 

You can tell by the velvet ropes that they are standing in line waiting to get in the club, and thought it was wise to show their abs in an attempt to sway the bouncer. That would only work if HC showed her lovely boobies.

Yes, it looks like the boys are a little too close. I don't think I could call them DBs if they're gay
 

to Anon 8:38

I guess you really do not get the point of this website. We actually make fun of people who spend $4,000 on a purse in order to impress other people. It is actually douchey whether you can oafford it or not.


SkanderDouche
 

These guys are gay-er than a clutch-purse on Toni night.
 

One time I was walking down the street through a neighborhood going to a baseball game, and I saw a guy who was walking ahead of me lean over and kiss another guy.

I thought that was the gayest thing I could ever see- until today when I saw this photo.
 

DB1, other than the etymological similarities of the contracting Latin preposition 'a' or 'ad' and the corresponding accusative case both these prepositions take, the words 'aggression' and 'affection' are not from the same Latin root. More appropriately, 'aggression' and 'progression' are related to the same Latin verb and have situational similarities in their meanings though most of us would only associatie the former with this photo.
On a related note, the English word 'congress' also comes from the same Latin root. As in, these choadified douchebags will be returning home alone, only to engage in acts of self-congress.
 

The only thing "latent" about this picture is the douchebags' homosexuality.
 

Isn't that Mark in the back? From the real world/road rules challenges?
 

Great.
Just fuckin' great.
Now even the Sallies are wearing Douche-Tags.
 

As has been pointed out, the most ridiculous part of this photo is the fact that these scrotes aren't even in the club yet. Just imagine how they are going to act once they get inside and have a few girlie drinks.

*shudders*
 

The manscaping alone... or should I say Douchescaping? is enough for me.
 

I bet Ab Lobster himself took this picture.
 

Dudes sacs are nesting on that guy's leg. They are soooo gonna have one another tonight.
 

I was all ready to make with the quips about how the front choad looks like Giovanni Ribisi ate another Giovanni Ribisi blar dee blar dee blar, but then I read Vinny's "MANSTER" reference and I am once again humbled by the legendary comedic acrobatics of my fellow posters. I do believe that's the funniest thing that anyone could say about this pic.

Bravo, Vincent. Bra fucking vo.
 

I don't know about you, but it looks to me like Hottie was just dropping in on a gay bar.
 

her tits look fake
 

Very, very tough call, because much of their behavior is both douchey AND gay.

1. He's sucking on a lollipop on his way into a club. Gay and douchey.

2. They're posturing wildly, flamboyantly showing off "the goods." Gay and douchey.

3. They're dressed almost exactly the same, with t-shirts, jeans and white belts. Gay. Douchey.

4. The guy behind them HAS to be gay.

But the fact that there are three of them and only one chick leads me to believe that she's probably hanging out with her gay buddies. They're choadscrotes, but not douchebags.

If they aren't gay, they're among the biggest chunks of spab ever to grace this site.
 

it took 3 douches worth of steroid to get that chick? there's hope for the bagslayers yet!
 

That's totally American Idol douche Chris Daughtry in the back!
 

I hope they got some beads.
 

So very queer...