Tuesday, May 22, 2007
The Blizzard

The other day I was sitting around, sipping a nice tall glass of lemonade out on the porch and watching my grandmother milk the yaks, and I thought to myself, "Ya know? If Dairy Queen ever made a Hottie/Douchey Blizzard milkshake, I wonder what it would look like?"
Now I know.
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Wow, so much going on in this picture. And yet not a single saving grace.
The indian guy in the middle: I'm glad all your poo friends accompany you while you're on the crapper squeezing it out.
The indian guy in the middle: I'm glad all your poo friends accompany you while you're on the crapper squeezing it out.
I like how Asian hottie came up for air for just long enough to take the picture. Judging by expression on choad in white T's expression, though, she uses a lot of teeth.
"What did you say? I can't hear you, I'm being pummeled by a Choadaclysmic Visual Scrotacophony!"
"I said, 'What a tangled load of douchebags and Bleethoids'!!"
"What?!!"
--Vinny Scumbaglia
"I said, 'What a tangled load of douchebags and Bleethoids'!!"
"What?!!"
--Vinny Scumbaglia
Please, people, please. Spay your pets. Because that crooked-fingered skank left-front is telling us that they're fixin' to breed.
WHAT the fuck?! Seriously....what is going on here? You're right; it IS a loud picture. I see scrotes as far as the eye can see, heavily made-up skank holes, but I fail to see any hot chicks. I think that once you've passed Stage 4 of the Bleeth Disease, you need to be led out to pasture and shot.
This is the type of bar I would peek my head in and walk right back out. These over made up skanks are far from hot. I think if you pooled their IQ's collectively you might get one average man.
SkanderDouche
SkanderDouche
Amazing, there is more bleeth in this picture than douche. These skanks may have actually infected these douches.
Dear lord there's a lot of douche and Bleeth faces going on. This pic is so loud that I had to put ear plugs in just to look at it. If Dairy Queen made a milkshake that could be described with this picture then they would certainly go out of business.
I think Dear Leader Grieco just walked into the bar. There is no other explanation for this degree of enthusiasm.
The bookend hotties are pretty nice. Those eyelashes could use a brushin on the left there. All five in the center need to be dropped down a well.
WOW... what can be said about this 'bag fest that isn't painfully and deafeningly obvious? I think the Curry 'Bag in the center should be up for some kind of douche award... the rediculous 'bag hand gesture coupled with the scrotetacular facial expression. I need to hurt something now to release the tension of this extreme eyesore.
What is that eyelash treatment called on the leftmost hottie? I think she did it on purpose, MM.
French manicures usually work for me, but not when they're attached to the digits of makeup-drenched highlighted-haired bleeths flipping off a camera.
(This is where I would make a "wish this were a Great White concert" comment, but I can't bring myself to do it. I don't know if I'm developing a conscience or I'm becoming more refined and tactful. Maybe, I'm just afraid that Designated Adult will appear to chastise me. Goddamned censorship has a chilling affect on unexpurgated HCwDB comments. I feel so repressed. FREEDOM!!)
French manicures usually work for me, but not when they're attached to the digits of makeup-drenched highlighted-haired bleeths flipping off a camera.
(This is where I would make a "wish this were a Great White concert" comment, but I can't bring myself to do it. I don't know if I'm developing a conscience or I'm becoming more refined and tactful. Maybe, I'm just afraid that Designated Adult will appear to chastise me. Goddamned censorship has a chilling affect on unexpurgated HCwDB comments. I feel so repressed. FREEDOM!!)
Now, THAT, kb, made me laugh out loud.
Was it the photographer or subcontinental douche? Or is it that sneaky hottie leaning in the background?
It really gives new meaning to all the facial expressions.
The elegance of simplicity. Or shall I say, if I were capable, succinctness.
Was it the photographer or subcontinental douche? Or is it that sneaky hottie leaning in the background?
It really gives new meaning to all the facial expressions.
The elegance of simplicity. Or shall I say, if I were capable, succinctness.
Much the same way a jellyfish is actually a community of smaller animals, I'd venture to dub this phenomenon a "clusterbag."
Similar to a jellyfish, peeing on a clusterbag would probably prove an adequate deterrent. With the possible exception of the bag in the middle. He'd probably tip you five bucks.
Similar to a jellyfish, peeing on a clusterbag would probably prove an adequate deterrent. With the possible exception of the bag in the middle. He'd probably tip you five bucks.
Is it just me or is that Tara Reid on the right? The chick on the left looks like Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra had a lovechild.... Hmmm how would that go!
BUB
BUB
DQ is gross i have a buddy who deep fryed a bandaid dont eat, i repeat dont eat!!!!!!!!!!friendly advice
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