Ah high school. Way to rock the pastel shirt with black tie ensemble, young 'bagling. You will go far in life. A word of advice tho: do not make that face too often, or it will stay that way. And don't hold that pose too long, lest you give yourself a hernia.
 

Hasn't nature evolved some sort of natural predator to kill off the majority of the young of this species? Just to prevent us from being overrun with this sort of thing?

Well, if he can't be killed off, we can rest peacefully knowing that he won't be taken seriously enough by any hottie to procreate unless he changes.

This guy's 'bag development will halt in the next few months. He'll settle down and get his business degree, go to work for a Fortune 500 company and earn his CPA in a couple of years. With any luck, he'll land that job in internal audit.

Hot Chick will attend a school up in the capital, get her degree in psychology and settle down with a nice family man who has a dental practice. She'll never tell him or the three children any of her personal stories from her time at the state university. Those memories die with her. How do you explain puking up vodka and jism in a Denny's parking lot to your daughter and expect her to take your advice ever again? And Harold (the dentist-husband) would never understand.

But I'm just guessing. We can't be sure this is how it will turn out.
 

ok, first off, why on earth would you throw your right arm behind your head while totally exposing your armpit for a photo-op? unless, of course, her father works for Gillette and she's showing off how well daddy's product works. in which case, i kinda wish she'd lift her dress instead.

anyway. i think this young scrote is pete doughty's (band: babyshambles) younger brother.
 

He's still young enough to be saved.

Quick! Douchervention!
 

She reminds me of Tara Reid, post rehab, and a refreshing face lift. And what is it about the mere presence of a camera that brings out the doucherific core of many boys and men? The flash must stimulate some primal brain synapsis that through generations of inbreeding had become dormant. Or something like that. Or he was repeatedly dropped on his head as an infant. Which would explain the gaping mouth and vacant douche stare.
And PFAH, awesome comment about her dress and shaving skills! LOL
 

Hottie looks kind of like Tara Reid before she skeezed out.

Yes, interesting pose for the camera. Maybe she's utilizing the new hottie trick of wafting doublechin scroad away by lifting her arm and expelling her personal scented brand of Douche-B-Gone in his general vicinity. A fine tactic indeed.

I'd like to see the seconds after this picture was taken to see if it worked.
 

It's funny that you mention it, JG, I was just about to comment on how she looks like Tara Reid, before she became a whore. I was also going to mention how this choad reminds me of a very young Jim Breuer. He already looks a little Half Baked.
 

Haha! Turns out all the ladies were thinking the same thing about the Tara Reid look-a-like.
 

I had to go to imdb to see who Tara Reid is. I don't get it. Is it the part of her hair?
 

I would like to say that seeing as this photo looks like some sort of high school prom or dance and that this young ladies age has not been positively verified I'm sure that she is an outstanding young woman and pure and virtuous in every way.

That being said, this fine little hottie could do the electric slide all over my dance floor to the cool sounds of Tavares any time!

And to the ladies ( JG, MJ, KB ) must you bash poor Tara Reid. Has she not suffered enough. Horrible movies, bad taste in men, rehab. Let she among you without a skeleton cast the first stone.
 

She's reaching behind her head to grab his wrist and then bring it down "Heeyaa!" in front of her in an elbow wrenching scrotalyzing move. "You have neutralized the 'Bagling! Now Finish Him!"

I know because I'm her sensei. In my dreams.

--Vinny "Wax On" Scumbaglia
 

Wait, Tara Reid went whore? When did this happen?
 

Right after I threw cab fare at her... in nickels. I'm such a douchebag.
 

This douche is a total lurker. He's about a mile away from her. He noticed a hottie getting a photo taken of herself and went for the quick lean in. I wish she would have taken a large step back when this turd went for the lean in, so he would have busted his ass. Camera would have taken the picture mid fall. Funny thing is is that the douche would probably have had the same expression on his face if that actually happened.
 

It's not nice to make fun of people with Downs Syndrome. The 'Bagling doesn't know any better.
 

HoHos before Hos. C'mon now, DB1.

And I'm seeing more Tipper Gore than Tara Reid.
 

Having had to chaperone several proms, I have to say it seems pretty easy for even the dorkiest kid on the floor to get laid. All you have to do is stand still and 3 or 4 17 year old hookers will grind on you as you stand there with half a chub in your pocket. God bless this kid. If not for prom, he'd never get any. At the bare minimum he has filled his spank bank.
 

i don't know what kinda pose Bagling here is trying to strike up and i don't quite frankly don't wanna know.

but hottie's pose is awesome.
 

I want to rub my face in her armpit whilst inhaling deeply.
 

Ha...Tara Reid. That's exactly what I thought when I looked at this. It must mean that I know how women think ;)
 

Hey Ted, we don't wear lavender shirts at Andover.
 

Bitch has some serious fake tan pit lines.
 

omg, i unfortunately can call that guy an ex-bf.

funny thing is, i stumbled on this site last week and thought about submitting a picture of him and i and then someone beat me to putting him on here.