Friday, March 23, 2007
Snow White and Douchey

I don't like to post too many trade convention pics because hiring a hottie forced to pose with creepy nerdbags doesn't exactly summon up the rage factor, but I'll make an exception for Snow White and Douchey here.
Douchey was one of the lesser known dwarfs, rejected by Sleepy, Grumpy and Dopey for wearing a tie that ridiculous. Douchey grew up and became an investment banker, and now he trolls trade shows for hired hotties to pose with.
Oh, Snow White. How far you've fallen since you switched agents, cancelled your Disney contract, and began doing Skinemax films under the nom de plume "Snow White Doll." Very sad.
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first comment for a pic w00t!
that must be the evil witch disguised as a douchebag to lure Snow White to certain doom yet again. low beyond contempt, man.
that must be the evil witch disguised as a douchebag to lure Snow White to certain doom yet again. low beyond contempt, man.
'Snow White' is actually none other than Kyli Ryan of Penthouse/porn fame. she's a naughty, naughty girl and i applaud her efforts. my guess is that this picture was taken at a porn convention. which makes sense, since this guy looks like he spends all his waking hours surfing internet porn and going through countless boxes of kleenex and old gym socks. actually, Kyli kinda looks like Katie Holmes.....ya know.....if Katie Holmes was a pornstar and liked having all orafices filled. instead, katie is married to tom cruise which is much worse than being made airtight.
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Sweet lord, this girl is fine. Normally, I am more of a blonde lover. But wow, this one has the whole cute/hot thing going on. I'd sell myself into slavery in Morocco for the chance to sniff her toenail clippings.
i'm glad you don't consider trade show pics to be of high calibre, because i have quite a few myself and was begining to wonder if i myself am a douche because of it LOL
Funny she turns out to be a skin-mag chick. When I first saw her, I detected that look that says, "I have gotten everything I wanted in life by hypnotizing men." I once saw it in a co-worker of mine, then later found out she had been a Playmate before joining the company. It's a look that should scare the bejeebies out of sane males, the visual equivalent of a siren song.
wow this guy must look in the mirror and say "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest douche of all?"
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