Friday, March 30, 2007
The Sleeper
I'm thinking of proposing that paramedics carry around this pic of The Sleeper and Blondie Bazumbas with them on call. Find a patient in cardiac arrest, show them this acid-washed Sleeper and his lithe cutie, and the adrenaline would fire up the heart pumpin' in no time. If you can keep down their Exorcist spew from pea souping across the room, it's gotta be a great method of visual psychosomatic stimulus.
Either that, or it'll kill them on the spot. I can't tell which.
But I do know it's Friday, which means The DB1 will be doing something he never usually does -- get drunk off a bottle of cheap wine, microwave a burrito, and watch Cartoon Network. Yup, it's a party in my life.
Thanks to all for the great submits this week, apologies if I don't respond to every email. Don't forget, I'm a douchebag.
Another reminder that the new URL is functioning if you're tired of typing out the full name of the site: www.HCwDB.com.
I was ruminating on an eloquent summation of this week's philosophic exploration of all things hottie/douchey. As we explore the simulacrum, Derrida, Baudrillard and Freud, I considered a number of discourses to reference. But then it came to me. The perfect word to end the week with.
Boobies.
It says it all. Boobies.
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So....Puma is sponsoring Team Douchebag? On a serious note, someone needs to spray that place for moths. They appear to have attacked this turdscrote's wardrobe.
Also, thanks for the remind about the mirror site. I kept typing in hcwd.com. The Harlan County Water District site is just not as funny, though. Go figure.
Also, thanks for the remind about the mirror site. I kept typing in hcwd.com. The Harlan County Water District site is just not as funny, though. Go figure.
# posted by 
: 5:43 PM
: 5:43 PM
Where did this guy dig up his jeans? Looks like he found them in a landfill--a very expensive landfill known as the jeans department at Nordstrom's. You look homeless buddy!
# posted by : 5:52 PM
: 5:52 PM
Did I not get the memo about this site changing to "Horrid bright orange silicone injected tramps with douchebags"?
# posted by : 6:02 PM
: 6:02 PM
I was going with "Anorexic Britney Spears 'Ho-Bag Clone", but that was restating the obvious twice, as Britney = 'Ho-Bag anyway. Guess we'll leave it for emphasis.
As for him...I'm getting a headache just looking at this picture. His triangled hair head isn't helping. Blech. They deserve each other; both repulsive in their own special Grieco'd and Whore'd ways. May peace be with you, and bless their hearts.
As for him...I'm getting a headache just looking at this picture. His triangled hair head isn't helping. Blech. They deserve each other; both repulsive in their own special Grieco'd and Whore'd ways. May peace be with you, and bless their hearts.
That's one lucky pinhead. The freak circuit seems to be working out well. Gooba gabba, gooba gabba, one of us!
~I Love Donkey Douche
~I Love Donkey Douche
# posted by : 7:02 PM
: 7:02 PM
Why are his feet like a yard apart?
As for the girl, c'mon, she's not that bad. Scroll down three posts if you want horrid.
As for the girl, c'mon, she's not that bad. Scroll down three posts if you want horrid.
# posted by : 7:09 PM
: 7:09 PM
Poooooo they both smell of fakeness, patheticness, low, low self esteem an fish and smegma.
# posted by : 11:44 PM
: 11:44 PM
...and yea, on the eve of the apocalypse, the simian shall emerge from the jungle, the false Eden, and adorn himself with jewels, as does man's woman, and shall pluck hairs from his brow, as does man's woman, and, and, in his final demonic mockery of man, he shall take man's woman for his own.
# posted by : 1:04 PM
: 1:04 PM
I had something all ready to go for this guy but now I'm too busy applauding nostradouchemus to type.
# posted by : 2:55 PM
: 2:55 PM
Wow. Talk about two people who are trying WAY too hard. The way too extreme alpha maleness of the asswipe on the left, complete with exaggerated body language, and the Barbie doll's struggle for jiggly perfection both make me think, "wait. L.A.?".
You're right about this pic bringing cardiac arrest victims back to the land of the living. For me, it just makes me desire a bowel movement. But you can definitely say this pic has medical value either way.
You're right about this pic bringing cardiac arrest victims back to the land of the living. For me, it just makes me desire a bowel movement. But you can definitely say this pic has medical value either way.
# posted by : 7:01 PM
: 7:01 PM
hey i used to watch Cartoon Network too until we decided to cut down on TV fees and download stuff from bittorrent instead.
this douchebag reminds me of Danko Jones. if you listen to his songs it's all roughneck and everything, but that douchebag is actually very obsessed with details. he has dozens of pair of shoes and related accessories, for example. the Sleeper must be one of those types of scrotes.
hottie might have too much of a Miami skank kinda twang but that doesn't mean i won't fondle her and drool all over her.
this douchebag reminds me of Danko Jones. if you listen to his songs it's all roughneck and everything, but that douchebag is actually very obsessed with details. he has dozens of pair of shoes and related accessories, for example. the Sleeper must be one of those types of scrotes.
hottie might have too much of a Miami skank kinda twang but that doesn't mean i won't fondle her and drool all over her.
Girls name is Monica, used to know her when i lived in Chicago. The guy is deffinitly a Douche
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