He definitely possesses many of the items on the checklist of Douchedom, but I don't particularly think any of you guys should be overly jealous of what he has attached to his arms....unless you turn the lights off, and then you can rely more on your sense of TOUCH rather than SIGHT. I calls 'em like I sees them. Jailergrrl out.
 

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, it did. Chin-pubes in the form of a landing strip. Motherfucker.



Mmmmm....black velvet short shorts...
 

Douchefunkle - I love that name! I can't quit saying it. Douchefunkle Douchefunkle
 

Douchefunk's man boobs make it worse.

They are laughing a boobish laugh, and it's nearly enough to kill me.
 

Not all citizens of the lone supreme nation-state shall adhere to the fitness craze.
 

His full pink lips wreak of steamy bag. The girl on the left looks like Kirsten Dunst on crack.



DOUCHE MCKRACKIN
 

Jeopardy contestant --"I'll take "Douchebags" for $400, Alex."

Alex -- "You've hit a Photo Daily Double." [reluctantly exposes contestant and audience to this pic] The clue is 'Vegetables, shirts, dignity, hot chicks.'"

Jeopardy contestant -- "What are 'Things this douchebag actively avoids.'"

And....scene. Man, he is a pudgy l'il fellow.
 

Okay, I HAVE to clear my name with something that has NOTHING to do with this post; in a moment or alcohol and prescription narcotic induced horniness, I stated a few posts back that I would tap the ass of a member of the Sychronized Douchebag Olympic Team. I was intoxicated, I was alone, and I was HORNY, okay? I think my record of Douche bashing speaks volumes about my true character and hatred of all the glistens with head grease and baggy hand gestures. Please forgive my momentary lapse in judgement.....I love you guys, man! I throw myself on your humble mercy. And if anyone wants to give me a spanking for being bad, feel free. :D
 

Oh my,JG,Horny and intoxicated? My favorite two things in the whole world..... spank,spank
 

Jailer, I was wondering, because that stinking choadform in "Platoon" a few posts back was my least favorite of those idiots. He seemed to be the least douche-aware of the crew, which makes him an automatic shit stain. He actually thinks he looks marginally normal, and i though to myself "OK, what self-respecting HC would not know this was a complete and utter ass hat?" Then you answered my question, leaving me utterly perplexed.
 

I'm sorry,,,,,,were you actually referring to ME as an HC??? If you are, then I like you even more than before! ;) I was wondering where you've been....
 

Hello doucheness my old friend...
I've come to rag on you again..

....for on your douchy ass-chin pubes are forming,
among the lilac scented hotness swarming,

sears a vision....of your man-boob in my brain-
you puckering twat.

I smell the sound.....of doucheness.

'"Girls" said I, "you do not know!
Grieco like a cancer grows."

Here my words that I might teach you,
and hide you where this douchebag can't reach you.

But my words like Jersey raindrops fell....

And echoed
In the well........of doucheness

You touched me, DB1. It was a 'good touch'.
 

this blog entry has just taken a turn for the awesome. i would tap both hotties in the pic - AND Jailergrrl.

and then laugh at Douchefunkle's manboobs. yes i have nothing new to add.
 

Oh my goodness! A public decree that someone would tap me!!! Wow....what's wrong with me that a statement like that made my night?! Thank you.
 

that girl in green doesn't dig the douchefunkle...look at her body language...the other crack whore is just fine with the douche.
 

This website is fucking funny shit! Is this douche for real, what is that shit on his face?