the poiwer of douche is s strong with this one, his collar is attempting to actively pop itself.

my brother insists on wearing a puka shell necklace while he plays hockey. where i come from, the necklace guy is first to get his shit pushed in.

consequently, my brother's not speaking to me right now.
 

The chick on the left is the same one from "Glassy" a couple posts below. This guy is a major 'bag. Put your hat on straight, you look like an ass.
 

I think they should start using Puka Shells as a term for guys, like they use Pearl Necklace for a woman.
 

Curse the Gods that I didn't think of this before you, you effing Douche Parcel!
 

He's going with the whole laid-back surfer douche persona....complete with a WALL MURAL OF THE BEACH, 'cause Jersey doesn't really look like that.
(From what I hear, mind you....never been to Jersey...thank GOD.)
 

I think someone should puka some shells all over his douchegrin.

At some point, when the degree of hat douchetilt approaches 90 degrees, it can no longer be consiered a tilt, as it has taken on a completely new direction. I mean, 10 degrees is pretty douchey, this 'bag with the 80 degrees is just plain stupid. I agree with danny b, he looks like an ass.

- ScroteBob DouchePants
 

I think the male clothing industry is having a manufacturing quality control crisis, because it appears as if 95% of the shirt buttons are somehow breaking, leaving the greasy, shaved, axe body spray coated chest uncovered.
 

I look at this picture, and I can't help but yell, "SPRING BREAK!!! WOO!!!" That guy has better eyebrows than I do. And that is not a turn on.
 

My guess is this picture was taken after Puka's trip to Chernobyl where he sought the most bodacious tan and enhanced his puka shells by embuing them with a radioactive glow. He's grinning because the radioactivity is making his chest hairs fall off and he can avoid tomorrow's wax at the salon where the gf works. Spring break at Chernobyl!!!!!!
 

I believe Pandora is correct in the Chernobyl assessment. Notice how the second Puka necklaced douche head is starting to grow out of Griny McBags shoulder. Nothing like a nice genetic mutation. Or is that douchetation?!?
 

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the hottie is the same one with Glassy? sure doesn't look as fine in this pic. maybe Puka Shells should have a deathmatch with Glassy.
 

The body waxing counter at Neiman Marcus is now officially out of stock.
So are the coral deposits off the coast of Avalon, NJ.
 

How? How does this grinning bag of douche get to be at the center of such a delectable sandwich?

And what's with all the make-up he's wearing? Ugh.
 

I have much issue with his obvious brow shave job, as there seems to be whiteness of flesh where he trimmed the unibrow. Perhaps he needs to refill his Estrogen prescription. Doucharific .
 

Is he serious? How does one leave one's house looking like that? Jesus Christ, dude.

Wow, this photo was taken over a year ago. Way too late to rescue them now, I'm afraid. What a shame, since both girls are way hot.
 

Didn't Batman fight this douche?
 

i would turn down an otherwise nondouchebag if he were wearing a puka shell necklace. they are the worst!!!