Monday, March 26, 2007
Jurgen
Challo! I am Jurgen!! Es, how you say, duchebag?
Stupid Finland. First Erno, now Jurgen. All those European countries filled with Euro Trash Bags and the hottest milk chocolate treats this side of the Toblerone factory.
We need to reoccupy all of Europe and liberate the hotties. Some form of massive Marshall Plan. The Douchel Plan, maybe. Alls I know is something's gotta be done on a multinational intercontinental level to free up all the absolutely incredible Euro-hot females having to cuddle up with eyebrow douching turds like Jurgen here.
Surely international treaties make some form of exception for sending in the Marines for limited Hottie Rescue strikes. Someone check the Treaty of Versailles.
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This pic is a prime example of how the grieco virus gets passed. It infected her alraedy, and without treatment the hot chick will be completely bleethed within 6 months.
The only cure is to drive a steak through douches heart.
The only cure is to drive a steak through douches heart.
# posted by 
: 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
LOL!!! Love the Sprockets reference! Maybe the young ones don't get the reference, though. Totally fitting....although Zoolander doing his "Magnum" look popped into mind too. Doesn't even matter what the girl looks like; this guy's pouty lips and perfectly coiffed brows make me shudder.
European political opinions of Americans have gone down considerably since World War 2. not just because of G W Bush. it's been a trend.
but let's not let that get in the way of the good ol' douche bashing.
HAND OVER THE WEAPONS OF MASS DOUCHESTRUCTION OR WE SHALL SHOCK AND AWE YOUR SORRY ASSES!
there. that'd be more effective than any treaty or UN resolution.
(sorry to DB1 and those of you who are not fans of G W Bush, just thought it'd be funny)
but let's not let that get in the way of the good ol' douche bashing.
HAND OVER THE WEAPONS OF MASS DOUCHESTRUCTION OR WE SHALL SHOCK AND AWE YOUR SORRY ASSES!
there. that'd be more effective than any treaty or UN resolution.
(sorry to DB1 and those of you who are not fans of G W Bush, just thought it'd be funny)
Sorry DB1 but you have incorrectly judged the nationality of the douchebag. Judging from the flag on his jacket the douche is from Sweden. Easy mistake to make though. Practically the same place with the same douches. That's probably why they have to wear their nation's flags on their clothes so that people can tell where they are from.
Blonde hottie is milky skinned goodness.
Blonde hottie is milky skinned goodness.
# posted by : 1:41 PM
: 1:41 PM
I thought all bags were from DOUCHELAND!! Any way, Jurgen looks more like a friend of Cucumber> Possibly another gaybag getting in the way of true bags like Hairy Chest Schnoz to the right. And so much smooth, soft, pale skin from Euro hottie.
# posted by : 2:58 PM
: 2:58 PM
bahahahaha fuck me sideways! that's me you skeazy fuckers, keep hating. The patch was put on my jacket to rep my ikea pride/gayness... and I love how all of this took place in calgary, alberta... seriously though I'm French (which is probably just as gay).... lick my balls, i look beautiful.
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