She must be from either the island of Ulikealickidikie or Komoniwannalaya. Smoking hot.
 

this guy looks pretty tough...I wouldn't surf his break if I were you.
Textbook bag headbutt.
 

Wow....she is delicious! She obviously HAS to pose with him.....if I'm wearing a sleeveless shirt at 50.....that makes me a DB!!!

Nitro
 

Here's where I differ....from her eyebrows down she's pretty good. You could play a drive-in movie on her forehead, however. Can't get over it. And Hang-10 old dude would certainly kick your ass for doucheing him....he may be from Aloha-land, but I have a feeling he could go ghetto REAL quick.
 

This guy has not crossed over into hero status. It's not so much an age issue, as it is being comfortable in your own douche skin. You have to be able to play it cool, without being flagrantly douchey. This guy cannot play it cool, Yellowtail was flagrantly douchey. Gramps remains the standard.

And I have to agree -- that is a forehead to be reckoned with. She looks like a Conehead that tried to blend in by wearing a mop.
 

Is this a dwarfbag?
 

took the words outta my mouth, ibling. i was questioning mostly based on the fatness of his paw,but on second look i think he is of normal size...
 

There's chin pubes, and then there's chin pubes. If you look closely, this putz has a Chin Pube Strap! But there's so much more to him. The wavy old man hair, the tribal bling and tats, earrings, that abnormally fat hand. I am convinced this guy is just some old piece of shit who never got any in his younger years and hired this "pretty woman"-esque prostitute to spend one disease riddled night with him.

But gosh what an amazing hooker she is. I think you guys are taking this forehead thing too far. She's too pretty. I'm sure she's gone under the knife more times than an emo kid. The things I would to her. The silicone in her tits wouldn't settle back into their normal position for a week.
 

When are you gonna buy me my corvette? wwaa wwaa.
 

Come on.. it's just Don Ho on tour. She's been a fan since her mom played her Tiny Bubbles when she was just 5 years old.
 

This dude's alright in my book. He's just an old surfer dude that probably still rides everyday and takes pics with hotties such as this every night. Hang loose indeed.
 

He clearly got into her zone by impressing her with the fact he knows the state fish of Hawaii is the humuhumunakunakuapua'aa.
 

there was a beer commercial a while back along the lines of:

"in our community, the ratio of bald old men with large bellies and beautiful young women must never be under 100: 1

...

Granville Island Brewery"

now i know who did the voice-overs.
 

I give the old wanna-be surfer/rocker douche some props... I mean he is looking into the camera and not into the hottest pair of tits that he has seen in his douche existance.

But all props are negated once you give the surfs up with your hand and have a clam attached to a string around your neck. Full and utter negation.
 

Boy, Eric Estrada has seen better days.

CHiP-BAG/Ponch-bag?
 

i agree with count douchula. i don't think he's a douche. the hand gesture is not in the douchebag catalog when it's actually a common "hey bra'" greeting in Hawaii, not like the shocker.