The guy in the second row giving his Slider impersonation is great. The son of Rick Rossovich?
 

It is cruel and bizarre to ridicule a bunch of kids who aren't hurting anyone, just doing their best to enjoy spring break at a cut-rate motel.
Unless of course, they're all a bunch of fucking douchebags.
 

if you blur your eyes, their images all form like voltron into one massive bag monster. a beast that would require all four ghostbusters PLUS rick moranis to dismantle...or at least a 10 gallon barrel of degreaser and plenty of 'bags-be-gone' toxic spray.
 

this photo was clearly doctored. A combination of tanned hotties and douchey choads of this magnitude would cause the Matrix to collapse into itself and the world as we know it to end.

Where's that bitch from Kill Bill when you need her to kill all these 'bags like she did those asian kids in the first movie? I can just see her chopping off muscle boy's lumpy arm and a spray of blood getting all over the patio area of that cheap motel in Ft. Lauderdale.
 

Does anyone have a gigantic bowling ball to topple that pyramid of ridiculousness? I'm jealous of every single spoiled college ho-bag and douche ball that got to go to Spring Break and party b/c I couldn't. That's it. I have no other comments. I'm green with envy and full of bitterness. Kiss my almost not quite middle-aged ass. :(-
 

This picture has an unacceptable hot chick/douchebag ratio. It's like a sausage casserole with an extra side of sausage. No thank you.
 

are there mornings in hell-on-earth? if there isn't there's no point saying "goodnight".
 

Please somebody call in an airstrike.
 

Wow. That pic has so many 'bag hand gestures, my brain couldn't take it in all at once, and I had a seizure.
 

shouldn't some of these guys be fighting each other in a way that's really just shirtless carressing while some of the girls make out with each other to turn the guys on so they'll give them some attention because they think they'll get married to them so they won't have to work and they can just live off the income from the car dealership that their dad owns but they don't realize that car dealerships don't bring in much money especially when an undereducated jackass runs it and blows his extra income on downlow gay sex clubs? i guess what i'm saying is frat guys are closeted, abusive, self-loathing, homophobic gays and sorority girls are sluts with no self value.
 

I bet that "WOOOOOOOO" could be heard for miles...
 

inspired.

(imagine that in italics. my computer can't. that makes all of you who can imagine that in italics far, far better than a computer.)
 

Where's the rope and the chair?
Goodnight Me.