Monday, March 26, 2007
The Fly
Then there's The Fly. And I don't mean "fly" in the early 1990s hip-hop slang parlance, meaning of impressive jacket stature and fantastic flat-top haircut.
I mean fly, as in insect.
As in Jeff Goldblum.
As in lays its eggs in poo.
As in I need a can of Raid.
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I admire that this is a self portrait. This bag is no doubt documenting his descent through to the deepest levels of douche.
# posted by 
: 6:28 PM
: 6:28 PM
Hey! This life-vested Douchebag buoy mugged Paris Hilton for her bugeyed glasses. So very masculine! I have no respect for this chick.....she's snuggling this tubesteak willingly, and with full aplomb. Burn her at the stake! And toss him in shark infested water; he'll be a bobbing hors d'oeuvre. And that makes me smile.
Quick somebody get me a rolled up newspaper. There's a fly buzzing around hotties in this club, and apparently it's afraid of drowning.
# posted by : 8:05 PM
: 8:05 PM
I have always thought that the life vest was very underused in the douche phenomenon.
Really though, what do you expect from kids who go to the University of Miami? Yea sure, nice weather, hot girls, amazing athletics. But theres a certain lack of class present there that brings shame to the some of the elite institutions in the Atlantic Coast Conference.
Really though, what do you expect from kids who go to the University of Miami? Yea sure, nice weather, hot girls, amazing athletics. But theres a certain lack of class present there that brings shame to the some of the elite institutions in the Atlantic Coast Conference.
# posted by : 10:08 PM
: 10:08 PM
She does seem to be enjoying it a bit too much.
Shame. Shame on the youth of today.
Shame. Shame on the youth of today.
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
must... focus... on... green... short shorts... at... the... back... maybe... she... isn't... Bleethed... like... Fly's... victim...
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