Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Fall Out 'Bag
That's right.
I'm referencing an emo band that's referencing a Simpsons episode that's referencing a comic book.
Baudrillard. Simulacrum. The copy supercedes the original. A reflectivity of refraction in which the simulation becomes the real. And so it goes.
And so we have Fall out 'Bag. A tongued out scrote that even Gandhi would sandal in the nads.
Oh, and Hot. That is her name. Hot. No other verb will suffice. She defines the concept. She personifies the signification.
Hot.
I would burn my tongue on the stove of her beauty just to taste of that flame.
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This one really hurts, on both sides of the equation. I haven't felt this ostracized since Ari Cohen locked me in the janitor's closet in 7th grade.
I would punch Ares in the nuts and then challenge Zeus to a uppercutting Mexican standoff just to iron her grandma's girdle.
I would punch Ares in the nuts and then challenge Zeus to a uppercutting Mexican standoff just to iron her grandma's girdle.
After some of the most recent "hotties" posted on here, I was feeling pretty good about myself in comparison. The joyfulness for me is over, however. Sure her boobs are fake, but in combination with her whole makeup, who the Hell cares? Oh yeah....and the douche looks like he belongs as the meat in a Manwich sandwich. His hair is getting an erection from the presence of males nearby! What other explanation exists for him seemingly ignoring the hot tamale betwix his arms?? Guess she's his "Date Bait", eh?
Those jugs are amazing. I'm not even pissed at the bag. My toung would roll out just as far at the presence of those mountains.
# posted by 
: 12:35 PM
: 12:35 PM
HRUMPH!
I once read an English fairy tale and "HRUMPH" was the sound of Foxy Woxy decapitating many a stupid fowl.
Oh how I long for English fairy tales to come true.
Please Foxy Woxy carry out your deed on this douchefied cock....HRUMPH!!
-DuckDuckDouche
I once read an English fairy tale and "HRUMPH" was the sound of Foxy Woxy decapitating many a stupid fowl.
Oh how I long for English fairy tales to come true.
Please Foxy Woxy carry out your deed on this douchefied cock....HRUMPH!!
-DuckDuckDouche
# posted by : 12:35 PM
: 12:35 PM
I suppose it is time I admitted my sexual deviance publicly. I am anti-fake boob. I despise them in nearly the same way as I despise douche. (I make exceptions for mastectomy or deformity)
But come the fuck on. How are fake tits liberating or reclaiming your sexuality? All she's doing is casting herself squarely in the mold of male fantasy, thus furthering the power of the patriarchy. Fake boobs are not empowering, they are exploitation.
But come the fuck on. How are fake tits liberating or reclaiming your sexuality? All she's doing is casting herself squarely in the mold of male fantasy, thus furthering the power of the patriarchy. Fake boobs are not empowering, they are exploitation.
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
I must object DB1. I believe her name is HOT! Hot simply refers to the aveage hottie you might see at Starbucks or thru the window at the local Victorias Secret. But this tanned ,curvy vixen is simply and utterly HOT! And as for Fall Out Bag, notice the thumb ring and hiked up wrist band. Complete give aways as to his deire for not said hottie in front of him but for some hot he out of the picture.
# posted by : 2:03 PM
: 2:03 PM
Haha this guy made the list twice!
Douche Springsteen down below:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=43061891
Douche Springsteen down below:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=43061891
# posted by : 2:38 PM
: 2:38 PM
Seems like a lot of fake boobs haters posting today. I got to say ... those boobs aren't fake. My wife's titties aren't fake and they look exactly like those funbags staring right back at ... HEY! WTF?!?! What's that bitch doing at some bar getting felt up and getting her pic taken?!? Gawdammit!!! Be right back guys ...
# posted by : 5:43 PM
: 5:43 PM
Anonymous above....no chick who is that thin has boobs THAT MASSIVE. Especially without a bra on.....and you KNOW there's not room under that shirt for a boulder holder. And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it....just if you're gonna slobber over someone, at least acknowledge that they didn't pop out of their mommas like that.
Sure this ain't a strip-club in the afternoon before it gets hopping, and this pic was taken just as the stripper his buddies paid to give him a lap-dance was just startin' to do her thang? Looks like it to me, which removes a lot of the sting from this pic.
Not that any of what I wrote above means the guy isn't a total douche. Just looks like he's douching all over the hired help...
Not that any of what I wrote above means the guy isn't a total douche. Just looks like he's douching all over the hired help...
# posted by : 6:10 PM
: 6:10 PM
Deal as in what? The fact that they keep changing? It would be due to the fact that I'm home alone while my children sleep, my husband is at work, and I'm stewing in bitterness and envy that I'm not a hot chick with a douchebag. ;) Is that what you mean?
elle is the chick,
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=71984567
the douche is in her top friends.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=71984567
the douche is in her top friends.
# posted by : 6:50 PM
: 6:50 PM
sweet, delicious cleavite.
it took me literally an hour to notice there's a douche in the photo.
it took me literally an hour to notice there's a douche in the photo.
# posted by : 7:23 PM
: 7:23 PM
Thank you, Anonymous. Now I can just ROCK MYSELF TO SLEEP...
Good god. It's really this bad, isn't it???
Good god. It's really this bad, isn't it???
# posted by : 7:45 PM
: 7:45 PM
I think I'm gonna stick with the trend here and comment on the boobies.
Nice boobies.
Nice boobies.
# posted by : 10:15 PM
: 10:15 PM
ok so this chick is in MySpace.
we'll just skip past her helplessness and the injustice done by the douche and conclude with: let's just masturbate to Elle the hottie.
we'll just skip past her helplessness and the injustice done by the douche and conclude with: let's just masturbate to Elle the hottie.
Okay, I checked out her MySpace page. I think she looks better in the picture posted on HERE. I'm not jealous anymore of her....there's nothing special about skinny and boobs. She's not THAT great in reality...wait until she has a couple of kids and marries an asshole. LOL
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