Is that bag wearing MASCARA ??
 

We often say that many of these douches are gay. Now we found the guy they all date.
 

which one is the girl?
 

Mascara?? He's got on foundation and blush, too. Is that what emo has become? What happened to backpacks and sweaters?

And what is with the string of large headed ladies lately? Though her forehead is not quite as large as Don Ho's girl, it does have a certain Pumpkinhead Russert look. Especially in comparison to her slender body.
 

Gay or not, this bag is challenging the hc for pictorial superiority in the category "most delicate."
A man should be sensitive and caring, in touch with his feelings and generous to a fault. But he should never look like that. Isn't there some bouncer at the club who can check these "guys" shorts before they get inside and inseminate cuties with their androgyny?
The clouding of masculinity in today's society is making it even more difficult for uninteresting, overweight slobs like myself to score. Down with the Venus deMilo look for men.
 

Classic 'bag staples are missing (cap douchetilt, douche hand gesture, etc). However, the lame hair, huge forehead, makeup, and Jesus bling over the shaved(?) chest more than makes up for the aforementioned absences. I'm going switch hitter on this one. Just a gut feeling that he can pull hotties like this one with his douchery, but when no one else is around, he bats from the other side of the plate...

Geez, he potentially has a larger makeup collection than her...

- ScroteBob DouchePants
 

Can we get a penis check on ailse 5 please? I really don't think this douche could get any more feminine without his penis inverting into a vagina.

I'm with bmt on this one. We need to stop the feminization of men, because I too am hurting from this new trend.
 

My fave is the fact that he's darkened up his EYEBROWS with makeup too. His lips are more pouty and kissable than any mans' have a right to be. Then again, what man doesn't love the feeling of softness when his teabags are being licked? Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.....or licking balls. ;)-----
 

I will be so pissed if this guy does not become a candidate of HCwDotw. Textbook bag. His chest looks like he went over it with a lawnmower. It probably takes him hours to get a shave that close. But he probably loves it, looking in the mirror every now and then and saying things like "you're so sexy" and "hey big boy." What a fag. There, I said it.

On an unrelated note, I'm skipping the rest of my classes today so i can beat it to this hottie for the next 4 hours.
 

One of these two is in drag, but honestly I can't tell which.
 

DELICATEBAG.
 

Thanks for posting the pic, db1! I sure do love me lipstick lesbian porn.

---Looking closer---

Wait a minute... That's some douchebag who's fluffed his eyebrows with a My Little Pony hairbrush! Go away, fluffy eyebrow douche!
 

staring at the pic just creeps me out so much i can't even concentrate on the hottie. i do NOT want a bleeding anus. do you understand?!
 

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upon further thought: my anus is exit only, even if your penis is so small that... OK YOU GET MY DRIFT RIGHT?!
 

is the douchee in question still keeping the integrity of this website? HCwD assumes that the douchee is in fact, partnered with said hot girl. he looks gay. i dont think he fits into the conceptual confines of this site.
 

gorgeous
 

dude that girl swallowed more cum that any of the girls in chicago. she is a well known russian nympho. all it takes is a hello and a glass of cheap champagne and you will be penetrating her butt. pretty good late night booty call, i suggest you guys find her and spray a load on her face. she is not hard to find, her name is alina.