look at this scrote, and the indescriptive handgesture. I now pose the question, why is his chest more tanned than his face? Do I smell fake and bake?
 

I have to disagree about the nature of his tan. It's mystic, the spray on stuff. Take a look down by his waist and that spot of white flesh.

Everything about this ponce makes me angry. I hate the mandana, the dog tags, the fake tan, the rocker belt, the manorexia, the snarl, the hand gestures and the pitiful taste in "beer." How this cornucopia of douche does not somehow self immolate is beyond me. How is it possible for such a plethora of outward douche symbols to exist in one being? I had thought that douche accoutrements' powers increased exponentially rather than multiplied. But for that to hold true, these two lovelies would have already been turned to bleethe dust by the sheer magnitude of douche on display here.

I hate you Douche Springsteen.
 

If we put Douche Springsteen on an old British rack and stretched his lanky ass out in every direction, how long would it take for his innie to burst? Would we find a cache of Axe hiding inside that douchily-waxed abdomen?
What a wanker. The Irish use that expression too, and they also throw their douchebags over the Cliffs of Moor.
 

Just line them all up Three Stooges style, and drag a 2x4 across their heads; the girls for touching him, and him for being,,,,,well, whatever it is that he is. Ass raping necrophiliac comes to mind, though.
 

that's not me, i swear.
 

yeah i was gonna ask whether that's Douche Springsteen the HCwD commenter!

but hey. a lifetime of humiliation on HCwD v.s. a few seconds with a hottie duo? tough call man...
 

This pic and Fall Out Douche are the same guy:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=43061891