Is that dude really a DB? I mean he's a bag cause he's got the hottie and i don't but, no bling, no grease, no tats, not roided up, no hand gesture. Shall we cast him down the hole with the likes of Xenu, Pumpy and Ol #7 just because someone snapped his pic with this delectible morsel......... Yep. He's a fuckin BAG!!
 

He's not that bad...the tilted hat is a little corny, but we've seen much, much worse. Also, for once I need to make a statement about women from the women's side of view; STOP DRESSING LIKE A GODDAMNED NAKED HOOKER IN PUBLIC AND GIVE THE REST OF US A FUCKING CHANCE! Ok. I feel cleansed.

PS. I suppose when the price you pay is being douche bait, however, then you've gotten what you deserve. And if someone captures it on film and it ends up HERE, justice is paid! ;)
 

Is she wearing pants, or did he just push them down with his left hand?
 

Ahh shit. I just passed out and slammed my head against the library tile floor when the thought of gnawing away at her seemingly endless midsection crossed my mind. Ah fuck I did it again.
 

She's showing all kinds of quality signs. May be a couple of silicone bags (hard to tell with the black tee/black tit satchel) but I'd eat her exposed loin like a grizzy rib eye.
 

That midsection is quite tasty. I wish dude would get his damn hand out of the way so that I could see some more of that hip action.
 

That's Kelli Peters, a Playboy chick.
 

Exactly as I alluded to earlier: Goddamned naked hooker aka chick who gets nekkid for money, aka not a chick that should be counted here. Professional whores shouldn't count. And yeah, I might be a tad jealous again, but bite me.
 

You know I was gonna say that I might actually have a chance with this chick. I don't know why. Call it douchetitude
 

This picture is like mint chocolate chip ice cream topped with mayonnaise.
 

jailergrrl - while I feel your pain about the naked hookers, I can't get behind such a resolution. Since there ain't nothing wrong with naked hookers in public, at least from my point of view.

Which is usually far away, possibly from behind a curtained window where they can't see me.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

You're losing it DB1. You've been doing this so long that you see bags in everything. Next thing you know you'll be posting pictures of trees and sidewalks and saying look, look at the scrotitude of this greseball douche.
 

these all-black attires can only mean 1 thing: they're attending the funeral of a fellow douchebag hunter.

i mourn.
 

Have to disagree here. This one's probably not a bag. He does have a tasty dish though. Which makes me hate him with every fiber of my being.
 

No man, he is kinda hot. She is hot in a way that I don't appreciate, but she is smokin' in that way.

Matter of fact, when I first found this blog, I thought it must have been written by some sad-sack nerd who can't ever get any, who just drools over douchey chicks while hating on their equally douchey douchebags. But you're hot, man. Why aren't you just out there hitting that shit? They'd definitely hit YOU back.

lurve,
Jen