Saturday, March 24, 2007
Captain Morgan
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This wizened old choad is the douchebag equivalent of a minority targeting spiced rum ad campaign. Arrr!! It's spicey!! Serve chilled at parties. And by chilled I mean stuffed and formaldehyded, then propped up behind the bar so the hotties can play ring toss on his tri-colored head.
Mmm... wispy haired Jennifer Connolly cutie makes the sun rise on a cloudy Saturday in Los Angeles. Stupid clouds. It's supposed to be sunny and 'bag filled every day in this city. Well, it's still 'bag filled. But cloudy.
This wizened old choad is the douchebag equivalent of a minority targeting spiced rum ad campaign. Arrr!! It's spicey!! Serve chilled at parties. And by chilled I mean stuffed and formaldehyded, then propped up behind the bar so the hotties can play ring toss on his tri-colored head.
Mmm... wispy haired Jennifer Connolly cutie makes the sun rise on a cloudy Saturday in Los Angeles. Stupid clouds. It's supposed to be sunny and 'bag filled every day in this city. Well, it's still 'bag filled. But cloudy.
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Take a good, close look at her face. And then tell me he hasn't slipped her a mickey already.
# posted by 
: 9:55 AM
: 9:55 AM
mmm gotta love the smell of douche in the morning.
im not quite convinced this is the captain morgan himself..but perhaps instead his smarmy cousin, sir Admiral Nelson.
..once a troubled swashbuckling crook out at sea, nelson seems to have found his higher power, and im not talking jesus. rather this scrote scavenger is driven by an inner voice of divine bag wisdom. He has however pinned an ol' trusty eye-patch to his shirt, evidence that that the admiral remains in pirate denial.
im not quite convinced this is the captain morgan himself..but perhaps instead his smarmy cousin, sir Admiral Nelson.
..once a troubled swashbuckling crook out at sea, nelson seems to have found his higher power, and im not talking jesus. rather this scrote scavenger is driven by an inner voice of divine bag wisdom. He has however pinned an ol' trusty eye-patch to his shirt, evidence that that the admiral remains in pirate denial.
# posted by : 10:07 AM
: 10:07 AM
Apparently Toby Douche was right when he sang, "Every high-maintenace woman should sleep with a maintenance man..."
This guy is far too douchey to be pirate choad, he's over-played, too-talked-about, country singer douche so, I'd like to purpose a name change. If the DB1 sees fit, I think this guy should be Toby Douche...or Douchey Keith, whichever sounds better.
- David Allen Douche
This guy is far too douchey to be pirate choad, he's over-played, too-talked-about, country singer douche so, I'd like to purpose a name change. If the DB1 sees fit, I think this guy should be Toby Douche...or Douchey Keith, whichever sounds better.
- David Allen Douche
# posted by : 12:25 PM
: 12:25 PM
This is a prime example of my most hated douche 'tude. It's the you're-supposed-to-know-who-I-am-because-I'm-a-superimportant-asshole 'tude. And can he reasonably explain why his shirt required felt pieces to be BOLTED to it?!?
Heh. Nice highlights. This guy just might have a l'il Cap'n "in him", if you know what I mean.
And please tell me those are actual studs on his shirt.
And please tell me those are actual studs on his shirt.
# posted by : 6:43 PM
: 6:43 PM
the canyons between his eyebrows need to be ironed. with a real iron. i mean it.
and then hottie needs to go to drug rehab or something.
and then hottie needs to go to drug rehab or something.
any chick could tell you this is one of the actors from Grey's Anatomy. Totally bag, for sure, though, but that's a 'take my picture with McSteamy' shot.
# posted by : 3:26 AM
: 3:26 AM
Remove this photo immediately. You do not have permission to use it. March 26, 2007 7:33PM
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