Girls: "Oooo! We're so BUZZED! I know a totally cool idea; let's pretend to kiss, and like, totally get the guys like, totally crazy. But don't like, really kiss me or anything, because that's like totally lesbo, and I'm like SO not that. Ewww! Lesbians are like, totally gross."

Dude: (thinking to himself) "What do I do, what do I do? This is my first big boy party! I'm drinking out of something other than a red cup on a fraternity porch! These girls are like, totally making out! Well, they're kinda making out from what I can see from behind them, but not really....but it's still pretty cool. Lesbians kick ass! Oh cool! Someone has a camera..I know! I'll bust a super cool move; i'll give the sideways peace sign. Today I am a MAN!"

The Rest of Us: "What a fucking choad."
 

Well said, jg. Well said.
 

"Yea man, I could totally sneak into this picture and flash some really cool gesture and people will see it and think I hooked up with these girls later"

No you putz. You wandered to your buddy's party thinking this is the night you might get lucky. You tried to talk to these girlies after the photo, only to learn that they both have boyfriends (let me tell you right now, that was a lie). Then, after being in their presence for a solid 7 min, sprinted home, beat it ferociously to their Armani perfume that is still in your nostrils for a solid 40 seconds, and then cried the rest of the night. I know your kind all too well. Not saying I've been there, done that or anything.
 

PS: I'm gathering a group of Pilgrims to help me set up a settlement between hottie on the right's legs and under the shade of her dress. The waiting list has recently risen to 34 years.
 

Great site. I absolutely rule though. http://preachersrant.blogspot.com
 

Granted I'm still trying to find a religion that encompasses my beliefs, but I do know one thing; I will never follow a religion in which the holy scripture contains a book called Bags of Corinthians. I'm assuming that the God worshipped in this religion is none other than the Greico himself. I'm sorry. I will never bow down and worship the Greico.
 

Sneaky DB the lowest form of DB
 

Didn't JailGirl say she would have hooked up with one of the DB Olympic team?

Shouldn't she be suspended from posting for a while? Isn't that the type of behavior we're trying to curb?

You should be ashamed of yourself and forced to perform oral on Michael Skofieldbag here.

-DuckDuckDouche
 

Prefectly stated by jailergrrl - short and sweet, yet thorough. No one wants to see 2 semi-cute girls pretend they're gonna kiss. I can see 2 hot-ass chicks make out for real with 3 mouseclicks. Or I can cross the border and see it live for like $20.

As for the toolbox behind them, put away your wad of tissues man, they haven't kissed, they're not kissing now, and they're never gonna kiss. You, or each other. Now go do your 4 shots of tequila and pass out cold so someone can shave your eyebrows and draw a cock-n-balls on your forehead with permanent red magic marker.

- ScroteBob DouchePants
 

DuckDuckDouche, the day I believe that you wouldn't tap a single hot chick featured on this site (including the HBT), you can suspend jailergrrl.
 

This guy looks like just some normal shlub, but then he had to go and completely blow it by first sneaking into a picture of two dames doing good things, and then second flashing the damn sideways peace sign, or is it scissors? Whatever it is it's beat.
 

this guy is seriously lacking compared to all the sneak-douches we've seen. then again i can also say a few things about the brunette but for now i'll just focus on licking the blonde portion of the pic.
 

Community College Scrote
Get a career
Consider gun repair
 

Thank you, El Douchablo. You are completely correct. How many hunters on here haven't said that they wanted to bang the "hotties" and smash the faces in of their attached 'bags??
 

I would love to go to blondies
corinthians and find the man in the boat.
 

I disagree. We are trying to protect the hotties of the world from the scum featured on this site. And part of the reason we want to protect them is because they are hot as shit. They are the victims, and the douches are the perps. Thus, if jailergirl says she would like to get with a DB, then she is essentially siding with the enemy and could sadly end up being one of the girls featured on this site that we wished we could have protected from these pricks. So i completely agree with DuckDuckDouche.
 

They're hot as shit? I must say that I COMPLETELY disagree with that! I can appreciate a pretty female face as much as the next guy, and on numerous occassions I have voiced my jealousy in the face of such hotness, but there have been quite a few "hotties" on here that ain't so hot. There have also been a few guys pegged as "douchebags" who were in fact lacking in douchitude qualities.
And if I can at least be strong enough to admit in this forum *sniff sniff* that I wouldn't mind banging a piece of man meat for my own personal pleasure, then let me be! I've got to be me.......what else can I be but me?
There are a few trolls on here that some of you wanted to bang, so kiss my 30-something ass. :) Bless your heart.
 

point taken