Most definitely not a 'bag.
 

Yeah, he's just so excited to be living somewhere other than with mommy and daddy that he can't control himself. Its more like a smiley-emoticon tongue gesture than a true douche gesture. So I vote for not a 'bag.

At the same time, I'd like to bitchslap him and take off with the cutie for a long night of talking and getting to know each other.

-ScroteBob DouchePants
 

Heh, I don't know about that. He's holding that book with what looks like "the shocker" grip. Add the headbutt, toungue-gesture, and forehead grease, it tells me this guy is at least a budding douche.

Hell, I'd even imagine he's going to Notre Douche University where he's being taught by professors like Xenu, Donkey Douche, and White Chocolate. I bet the Dean is Douche Lee and it was founded by The Grieco himself.

I'll bet this is his first project for his douche posing 101 class. I give it a D, but he's working on it.
 

he's developed too much skill for tongue action. BAG!
 

either this guy is really not a bag, or I am particularly gregarious today. Either way, I'd like to take that hottie off his arm and canoodle with her until the end of the world.
 

I think the background environment falsely skews this picture. Just because you see some academic, serious people in the background, it doesn't mean they have anything to do with him. And this picture would get a lot more 'bag' votes if the background would be at a club.

So I say, looking like a bag in a non bag environment makes you more of a bag.

I'll stop ranting now
 

just a circuit city employee on lunch break
 

Looks like a bag, tongues like a bag, headbutts like a bag... It must be a bag. RUN HOTTIE! RUN!
 

Pumpy would stuff him into a locker.
 

This guy is more Glad Bag than douche bag. He's just a dork, so as long as he doesn't keep this image in his wallet to show off to all his other dork friends, I support his pathetic efforts.
 

No self-respecting douche would sport that hairstyle. No gel, no spikes, no douche. And the wardrobe is very non-douchey as well. Just a happy-go-lucky guy at freshman orientation.
 

Goofy does not equal douchey. Not a 'bag. I miss school.
 

Not a bag.
 

everybody in that picture has a nametag but him... total douche.
 

not
 

Geeky, but not a bag
 

god, it's rare to see two hot chicks with two douches in the same picture but this picture would qualify for that rare distinction. damn, that girl in the background is what every woman in america should look like. and that dude she's with looks like someone who would gloat by saying "whabam" or something.
 

certainly not a db...
looks like a dork making a stupid face. his objective appears to be looking silly, rather than be a sleezy douche. note the tongue not pointed towards her, but away.

..but give this guy some mouse, orange skin, designer shades and a shirt that just won't stay closed and it's a bullseye...