I understand the old guy has senile cataract, but why is the hottie wearing those glasses inside?
 

Please tell me that wrap-around shades old scrote is this girl's father. And actually there is a family portrait look to this photo ...
 

Ay Caramba! And by ay caramba, I mean yech.

Looks like El Homo 'Bagador on the left has been eating sphincter. He still has shit all over his mouth.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

I dunno about this little chaquita, I just keep thinking
"We have been living here for generations unbothered and free"
 

I want to believe Jolie hottie borrowed the glasses from the aforementioned El Homo Bagador for the photo op. She doubled up on douche for this one!

-Grigori Rasdouchin
 

Another George Michael Bag! What a week for the guy who's bum was referenced when scientists tuned their compasses.
And I never thought I'd see Ted Kennedy in a Guyabara. Oh well, guess I've gotta have faith.
 

Play nice. I am guessing the douche on the left merely sauntered up to the hottie to ask her for directions to Ricky Martin.
 

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in doucheness, they will be best attained when all persons bleethed or no, wear sunglasses to conceal the brutality of bad breeding.
Aristotle

beware the "hottie" wearing goggles

-DuckDuckDouche
 

What do an effeminate Colin Farrell and a permed Bill Clinton look-alike have in common? I don't know what, except they're both in the picture with a girl. Photo op to send home to momma to prove they really do like women, and not pounding each other in the ass?? Huh? Maybe just a little truth in there? Good job on her part with the Ray Charles specs to conceal her true identity.....for she is known far and wide as Faguola Haggalia, rentable arm candy to fool the family!
 

Oh,,,,,and if it is a family pic on a night out, my bad. But the dude (i use that term VERY loosely, much like his sphincter muscles)on the left does look like the president of the Ricky Martin Fan Club.
 

Hey, isn't that old guy the retired sheriff/host of "Super Scary Police Shootouts and Chases". I could swear thats him. Probably under cover looking for crack. And I believe Ricky Bag has some crack to give him. If you took those glasses off Jolie you might just find Bleethed out eyes. Just an 8-ball away from a mugshot. Or she might just be fuckin hot, one hopes.
 

haha the captain jack sparrow bag
 

ohhhh....
i guess it would be nice...
if i could touch yo' body...
oh, but not ev'ry body...
drinks a rockstar like you-ooo-oou....

i can't tell if this guy's:

a. filippino
b. hawaiian
c. arab
d. a and b
e. a and c
f. b and c would never happen
g. eligible for a scolarship in arizona

input? anyone? anyone?

my bet is on...

the fact he is not an amalgam of b and c.
 

one more pair of sunglasses and this kitten gets it!

wait have i already used the kitten reference before?

bah what the hell. i'm just gonna shoot my monitor.
 

Yea, as it was told in Doucherotomy, the Father begat the Son; but verily, he was gay. The riches of the Father begat the Hottie, for she was the cover for the Son. But the Son layeth with the gardener, and was undone. He ascended to a gay bar called Heaven; the Hottie descended to the seventh circle of Bleeth.

NOSTRADOUCHEMUS
 

It's good to see Dusty Rhodes enjoying himself prior to the WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony this Saturday!
 

Senator Ted Kennedy(on the right) before another night overlooking the Chappaquidick River.....