Monday, November 27, 2006
Ode to The Carpenters
(sung to the tune "Close To You")Why does douche, suddenly appear
Every time, cleavite's near?
Unlike me, they long to Bleeth
Close to douche.
Why does scrote, fall down from the sky
Every time, boobs walk by?
Unlike me, they long to Bleeth,
Close to douche.
On the day that douche was born,
The angels got together,
And decided to create a greasy tool,
So they sprinkled slimy gel in his hair of crust,
And tongue gestures in his mouth of scrote...
That is why, all the hotties in town,
Follow douche, all around.
Unlike me, they long to Bleeth,
Close to douche...
Unlike me (Unlike me)
They long to Bleeth,
Close to douche...
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to douche....
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to douche....
Hahhhhhhhhhhh, close to douche....
Lahhhhhhhhhhh, close to douche....
Thank you... thank you...
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Someone needs to create a mp3 mix of this song and put out a link for all to experience.
Licking on the left got me all excited , then I looked to the right and my "excitement" shriveled up. Thanks Douche!!
Licking on the left got me all excited , then I looked to the right and my "excitement" shriveled up. Thanks Douche!!
# posted by 
: 2:01 PM
: 2:01 PM 
Where does a douchebag find an Izod Lacoste shirt? Maybe it belongs to the 'bag's dad. Hotties look young, hell even the 'bag does which is why the shirt must be vintage or from a garage sale, but middle hottie has a little of the Susanna Hoffs' eyes. This pic is like an ode to the 80's.
# posted by : 8:45 PM
: 8:45 PM
This reminds me of a any porno movie where two chicks are having a threesome with some undeserving douche. Sure these girls look young in this pic, but I have a hunch I'll see them in such a movie in about 3 years.
# posted by : 6:53 AM
: 6:53 AM
Nice work DB1. One of your best songs yet. Pure genius. Why does douche, suddenly appear Every time cleavite's near and Why does scrote fall down from the sky every time boobs walk by had me cracking up.
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