Monday, November 27, 2006
Nuclear Douche

A little known historical fact: When physicist Robert Oppenheimer and the rest of the team working on the Manhattan Project were testing the first atomic bomb in Nevada in the early 1940s, reports described the first blast as taking on an almost human shape.
Reports were sketchy, but first person accounts swear that in that blast, the visage of a face could be seen.
Here's a quote from Oppenheimer's journal on that fateful day:
"Today we tested the first blast. The power was beyond our imaginations. Although I witnessed the event from over a mile away, I could swear I saw the contours of a face in the fiery explosion. The pink base resembled a person's shirt. And the tip of the mushroom cloud took on the round shape of a young man's head. A giant douchebaggey face. Oily, with spikey hair and a smug expression. I felt God himself was warning me. The power of this new weapon was as destructive as that of the douchebag." -- Robert Oppenheimer, May, 1942.
Let us consider how prophetic Oppenheimer's words were, then and now.
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Why, I ask, is this scrote allowed to live, given current above-ground nuclear test ban treaties?
But, more importantly...
Why, oh why, is hottie's cleavite obscured by what appears to be a miniature of the FIFA World Cup???
But, more importantly...
Why, oh why, is hottie's cleavite obscured by what appears to be a miniature of the FIFA World Cup???
y'know what i think this pic is kinda lackluster. i'm not really impressed at the hottie so i'll just laugh at the color of the douche's shirt.
Hottie has pearly whites, but that is overshadowed by the cheap sunglasses, the 'bag's water bottle, black poly tie, the aforementioned indescribably colored shirt, the bikini wax chin scrotes, and the fact that he's holding the camera at arm's length.
Someday, in the distant future, she'll reflect on this photograph with deep deep regret.
Someday, in the distant future, she'll reflect on this photograph with deep deep regret.
I actually think this guy might be all right. Sure he has the facial pubes, earing and a funny looking shirt. I bet in reality the sister, who we see in this pic had a lot to do with dressing him up this way. You know ... for the ladies.
I figured that Kumar was too busy trying to get to White Castle to stop for a photo op with a hottie.
I have been studying this for a while now, and I don't actually think this guy is a douche either, but that it's his trendy bitch that makes him look the way he does. She just screams everything that is wrong with women today. He seems like he may be ok, he reminds me of Sumir from Office Space.
She, on the otherhand, well.. I'd just laugh at her, if I saw her in public... especially with the "ohmygodeveryoneelsedoesit sunglasses on the head."
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She, on the otherhand, well.. I'd just laugh at her, if I saw her in public... especially with the "ohmygodeveryoneelsedoesit sunglasses on the head."
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